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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

WoG posted:

Hah -- "...and Ernie Sabella was cast as gun salesman Mo Korn"

you need a gun, you ask the naked subway guy.

Just a reminder that Ernie Sabella, the fat naked man in the subway, voices Pumba from The Lion King :haw:

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Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
I'm not ashamed of my body.

That's your problem--you should be.

LARRY JEW
Jan 7, 2010

Mopey Dick
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me! :haw:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
...model, dancer... newswoman...

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
You don't remind me of ANYBODY and we love gum!

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

I doubt you strained it. Maybe you pulled it.
Did you twist it? You coulda twisted it.
Did you wrench it? Did you jam it? Maybe you squeezed it. Turned it...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I really don't think we should be talking about this!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Coffee And Pie posted:

I really don't think we should be talking about this!

It'd be okay if he was here.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Hold it a second. Don't you play on TV?




Gaaaaaary Seinfieeeeeeeeeeeeld! I saw him on the Tonight Show!

complicated shoes
Sep 11, 2001

Do you do tongue pushups?
What about Mug? Mug Costanza.

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

It's just as you prophesied! The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Natalya Fartz posted:

It's just as you prophesied! The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha!

That's what I thought was so funny! :haw:

...

That's not funny! :geno:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That's what I thought was so funny! :haw:

...

That's not funny! :geno:

Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry? :D

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Levels.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Hooks everywhere.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

My place looks like a ski lodge!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Relayer posted:

You don't remind me of ANYBODY and we love gum!

Am I crazy of is that a lot of gum?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The SituAsian posted:

Am I crazy of is that a lot of gum?

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM! :stonk:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

If you took the raisins; if you didn't take the raisins. They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Gyshall posted:

If you took the raisins; if you didn't take the raisins. They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins.

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rageaholic Monkey posted:

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!

One of your guys - Kip or Ned; short name...

Ancillary Character
Jul 25, 2007
Going about life as if I were a third-tier ancillary character

Gyshall posted:

If you took the raisins; if you didn't take the raisins. They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins.

Every time I re-watch this episode, I always watch for him to take the box of raisins as he leaves.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.

haljordan posted:

One of your guys - Kip or Ned; short name...

Ah, I knew it was you! You tried to trick Hop Sing! You're on our list - Elaine Benes. And now, you're on our list: NED ISACOFF.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
You named names?!

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica
SHE NAME NAME

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM! :stonk:

Whoah, that's a lot of potatoes!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Momomo posted:

Whoah, that's a lot of potatoes!

Your whole building smells like potatoes.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Yeah well, I didn't realize Communism was such a sensitive issue.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash! :)

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Adjacent to refuse IS refuse

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Relayer posted:

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash! :)

You realize that, by wearing this, you're essentially saying,"Society has nothing to offer me."

LARRY JEW
Jan 7, 2010

Mopey Dick
I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits, and the women that I frequent with.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Mike Tysons CARFAX posted:

I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits, and the women that I frequent with.

I've changed my mind, I think I'm going to build a rollercoaster instead.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
the big fat waiter in The Wink is such a cock

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

Yeah well, I didn't realize Communism was such a sensitive issue.

I didn't mean anything by it! I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Poor Lily.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Jerusalem posted:

You realize that, by wearing this, you're essentially saying,"Society has nothing to offer me."

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
But you aaaaah Blanche! You are in the shackles!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

mojo1701a posted:

Poor Lily.

She really looks like a Lily! (note: I have a dog named Lily, and this is the reason we give for naming her that)

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