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Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
So, "your wife's a whore." Ehh, you can live with that.

"Your kids are bastards." That was kind of rude.

"WWE sucks." THAT'S TOO loving FAR! :ssj:

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Bocc Kob posted:

So, "your wife's a whore." Ehh, you can live with that.

"Your kids are bastards." That was kind of rude.

"WWE sucks." THAT'S TOO loving FAR! :ssj:

:thejoke:

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
An escalating barrage of insults to get a guy to fight you isn't supposed to be funny!

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

If I remember correctly they ripped that bit from the two of them doing the exact same thing in ECW. Except Funk called Bischoff a homo to get Foley to attack him.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


That clip comes after the best part of that promo, which I'm shocked to this day hasn't appeared on Botchamania:

"Foley, I know why you attacked Tommy Dreamer last week! What I want to know... is WHY you attacked Tommy Dreamer last week!"

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Critical posted:

If I remember correctly they ripped that bit from the two of them doing the exact same thing in ECW. Except Funk called Bischoff a homo to get Foley to attack him.

Pretty much. I watched Foley's promo on a chair as well and he did a crying/wailing promo to build up the match. If I remember correctly, Foley legit thought he was writing the greatest story ever. A story he did 10 years before.\

What I find even funnier is that Punk and Cena replicated the Funk/Foley promo with the punch line being, "You're now the New York Yankees." Gives you a different perspective to that promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s18S3NFOj6M

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Ran across this video on another site - some old documentary style footage from Princess Bride, with key emphasis on our favorite lovable giant :unsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZg8XMdgX8Y

Hard to believe it's been almost 20 years already

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkR1bzsMho8&feature=player_embedded

Young AJ meets Lita. Pretty adorable.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
While Pac is in the news at the moment, here's probably one of his last UK indie appearances from from April this yeah against a wrestler called Kris Travis. Chances are you won't have heard of Kris Travis unless you're from the UK anyway, but it's a fun match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcn8SqE7W5I

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

apsouthern posted:

While Pac is in the news at the moment, here's probably one of his last UK indie appearances from from April this yeah against a wrestler called Kris Travis. Chances are you won't have heard of Kris Travis unless you're from the UK anyway, but it's a fun match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcn8SqE7W5I

Geezow, did Pac get on the juice or something? I guess it must have been a while since I've last seen him but jesus it doesn't even look like the same guy.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009

Critical posted:

If I remember correctly they ripped that bit from the two of them doing the exact same thing in ECW. Except Funk called Bischoff a homo to get Foley to attack him.

Yep, and they ripped THAT from I think a Terry Funk/Bullet Bob Armstrong promo from back in the day, and if it's the one I'm thinking of, Funk said it was a really lovely promo but the fans loved it for whatever reason.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

RuPaul Levesque posted:

Geezow, did Pac get on the juice or something? I guess it must have been a while since I've last seen him but jesus it doesn't even look like the same guy.

Take it with a pinch of salt but I spoke to a UK wrestler/promoter recently who says that he's apparently completely clean. He's been over in Japan training with them, and combining that with eating right for the first time in his life has led to these results.

It is a bizarre change though, he looks completely different to a few years back

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

apsouthern posted:

Take it with a pinch of salt but I spoke to a UK wrestler/promoter recently who says that he's apparently completely clean. He's been over in Japan training with them, and combining that with eating right for the first time in his life has led to these results.

It is a bizarre change though, he looks completely different to a few years back

If that is the case, then that's great. Hell, even if he IS on the gas, if he just keeps it within reason it really isn't that bad of a thing, I was just shocked at how different he looked.

He's definitely going somewhere though, being able to move like that with that added size is a fantastic thing.

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

-

Seymour Buttz fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Feb 5, 2016

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

I guess I got ahead of myself saying he was going places, since I just learned he was signed with WWE

Bring Back Noid fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jul 13, 2012

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
CZW amania 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccSKSxmWkI

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I know he's out of real botches, basically, but I don't know why it's even interesting that a lovely Backyard Wrestler is lovely. Although I guess watching bad wrestlers completely gently caress up flippy moves is amusing.

Name Change fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jul 13, 2012

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

I know he's out of real botches, basically, but I don't know why it's even interesting that a lovely Backyard Wrestler is lovely. Although I guess watching fat guys completely gently caress up flippy moves is amusing.

Yeah, I understand why Botchamanias are scarce these days, but this CZW mania stuff just doesn't interest me at all. It's going to be very, very bad and I just don't care. Where's the next Wrestlemaniamania?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Hope nobody minds me posting UK indie videos in here, but Preston City Wrestling have just uploaded a match from Nigel McGuinness' retirement tour. Tagging with Dave Rayne against D.I.S.C.O Madness (Sam Bailey and Mad Man Manson), you might recognise a bit of this Xmas themed match from the Last of McGuinness trailers Nigel posted for Kickstarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFnvO8UTpc8

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Ozz81 posted:

Ran across this video on another site - some old documentary style footage from Princess Bride, with key emphasis on our favorite lovable giant :unsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZg8XMdgX8Y

Hard to believe it's been almost 20 years already

That was awesome to watch. :3:

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

apsouthern posted:

Hope nobody minds me posting UK indie videos in here, but Preston City Wrestling have just uploaded a match from Nigel McGuinness' retirement tour. Tagging with Dave Rayne against D.I.S.C.O Madness (Sam Bailey and Mad Man Manson), you might recognise a bit of this Xmas themed match from the Last of McGuinness trailers Nigel posted for Kickstarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFnvO8UTpc8

Anything with Mad Man Manson is instant five stars tbh

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I have no clue what is going on other then it is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2rTgMKw_8

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwC4gvMiKcE
WWE CM Punk: Best in the World DVD Trailer

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

bobkatt013 posted:

I have no clue what is going on other then it is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2rTgMKw_8

One of my all-time favourite wrestling matches. I always show it at parties whenever there's a bunch of wrestling fans who want to watch something because it's unlike anything they'll ever see.

Plus that Andre video is the best.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

I don't think I'll ever get sick of watching how bad CZW was. Still blows my mind that ROH did that angle with them.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Saint Jimmy posted:

I don't think I'll ever get sick of watching how bad CZW was. Still blows my mind that ROH did that angle with them.

There are some independents worse, like WVCW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVcMWE8aEQc

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Germ Incubator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwC4gvMiKcE
WWE CM Punk: Best in the World DVD Trailer

It's cool that they've got some Colt Cabana in there.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerHZdjfQuQ
Wow someone had the balls to ask a Benoit question, props on Punk for being professional about it.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Daniel Bryan scours Comic Con for a perfect gift to win AJ back.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k24p-_5r7aY&feature=g-all-u

The Briscoes talking about the tag team tournament for the ROH tag belts

Also they have an uncle named Jethro who will walk the mudhole that the Briscos just stomped in someone dry, maybe we will have a Team Redneck at KOT :banjo:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Cornette talking about World Class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSXg-d0jboM

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

This video is hilarious. Daniel Bryan is the perfect rear end in a top hat boyfriend.

"No... no... no... no to those children over there."

"You're short. I'm looking for a gift for someone who is also short."

"It's a little too... sophisticated for AJ."

Daniel Bryan :swoon:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

This video is hilarious. Daniel Bryan is the perfect rear end in a top hat boyfriend.

"No... no... no... no to those children over there."

"You're short. I'm looking for a gift for someone who is also short."

"It's a little too... sophisticated for AJ."

Daniel Bryan :swoon:

Also when he knocks down the CM Punk toy

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

bobkatt013 posted:

I have no clue what is going on other then it is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2rTgMKw_8

This is unreal, I like it starts as a legit looking catch wrestling match and evolves into a hardcore version of Austin and Booker T fighting in a supermarket

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Thunder Hammerfist posted:

This video is hilarious. Daniel Bryan is the perfect rear end in a top hat boyfriend.

"No... no... no... no to those children over there."

"You're short. I'm looking for a gift for someone who is also short."

"It's a little too... sophisticated for AJ."

Daniel Bryan :swoon:

The Jem bit is the highlight for me. His delivery is perfect.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
The Insane Clown Posse have released their annual infomercial for the gathering of the Juggalos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y_2NbSu_E

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

achillesforever6 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerHZdjfQuQ
Wow someone had the balls to ask a Benoit question, props on Punk for being professional about it.

Love Punk's response to the guy whose 17 year old daughter was back running his comic store while he's at Comic Con. "You irresponsible son of a bitch!"

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

crazycarl posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k24p-_5r7aY&feature=g-all-u

The Briscoes talking about the tag team tournament for the ROH tag belts

Also they have an uncle named Jethro who will walk the mudhole that the Briscos just stomped in someone dry, maybe we will have a Team Redneck at KOT :banjo:

If Team Redneck is not the Briscoes and Stone Cold, it will be an obvious opportunity missed. :colbert:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh Colt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xAZRPVYGvM

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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

The Insane Clown Posse have released their annual infomercial for the gathering of the Juggalos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y_2NbSu_E

It's greatly annoying when things I like are mixed with things I hate, like Kool Keith and ICP for example.

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