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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


I tweet irregularly and usually at people who will never reply to me, follow away (seriously please follow me I only have 40 followers)! https://twitter.com/sydnyvicious

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soundnthefury
Nov 14, 2004
Fist of the North Star
Just tossing my own there again, if that is alright. If not, I'll edit it out:

https://twitter.com/DGoddamnGlover

7lip
Mar 25, 2009

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
https://twitter.com/7lip

E- usually live tweet sports stuffs, and the occasional album shout out... And random poo poo because it's twitter.

7lip has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Jul 12, 2012

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
https://twitter.com/FunWithTeeth

I tweet about baseball, literature and language, leftist politics, NYC related items, pop culture, and other compendious brainfarts.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I changed my tweet name since posting in this thread. I'm https://twitter.com/GrantEff now.

Follow me or whatever

schweens has a new favorite as of 10:08 on Jul 29, 2012

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Chipping in again.

@DukeMaximum

I tweet things I think are funny and political stuff.

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

i am funnier than people give me credit for.

http://favstar.fm/users/jaketylercomedy

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

JerkyBunion posted:

i am funnier than people give me credit for.

http://favstar.fm/users/jaketylercomedy

Yeah, some of those are pretty good. I didn't like the ones at the top so much but they got funnier toward the bottom. Let us follow each other. @askmeboutwinnin.

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Killingyouguy

I mostly just tweet random poo poo, like I don't even know what I tweet about. ...So I guess you'll just have to follow me to find out!

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

LargeHadron posted:

Yeah, some of those are pretty good. I didn't like the ones at the top so much but they got funnier toward the bottom. Let us follow each other. @askmeboutwinnin.

Thanks. The tweets on favstar are shown from most to least popular so even though I don't think those are my best tweets, those are the ones that have received more favs/RTs than others. Feel free to go through and add your own RTs or Favs!!!!!!!!!

god I'm a loving loser

THIS FUCKING GUY
Apr 26, 2008
I changed my name since the last time I posted this so here's me again: https://twitter.com/garth_turds

The hits: http://favstar.fm/users/garth_turds

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

JerkyBunion posted:

Thanks. The tweets on favstar are shown from most to least popular so even though I don't think those are my best tweets, those are the ones that have received more favs/RTs than others. Feel free to go through and add your own RTs or Favs!!!!!!!!!

god I'm a loving loser

The ones at the top are older, so they've had more time to generate RTs/Favs. Thanks for adding me.

Ricardo Montalban
Mar 16, 2004
New to the Twitter jokes game. I'm at http://twitter.com/planet_of_butts

Lake Jucas
Feb 20, 2011

WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN?
I like to tell jokes.

https://twitter.com/jakealucas

CanUSayGym
Aug 19, 2006

Hmm? Vincent van Gogh fuck myself?
Survey says?


@alwaysclever

Note: not nearly clever. At all. Ever. Mainly whatever I feel like tweeting. Sports reactions. What I'm doing. Etc.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

TheZissou posted:



This is a fake account I just made making fun of Jay Cutler: https://www.twitter.com/cutlerin30years
Hi why isn't this one being updated please? This has serious potential!

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
Just whored off my twitter name to my Facebook friends. Never thought I'd be that guy. How do you all get so many followers anyways?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

LargeHadron posted:

How do you all get so many followers anyways?




I went from having 23 followers that I gained in a year to 467 in less than a week by tweeting at circle jerk groups and making better tweets?

Whoring this out

http://favstar.fm/users/AllNewBMcD

Nalk
Jul 13, 2009

I heard about you!
https://twitter.com/dankblanket

I like to say things.

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
If you are Norwegian you should follow me http://twitter.com/mandelsnut I am really funny

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



https://twitter.com/riverofdirt

I repost things and post art occasionally.

Friends Are Evil has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Jul 14, 2012

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
postin this https://twitter.com/buttsamillion

sometimes i do a good job http://favstar.fm/users/buttsamillion

Yad Rock
Mar 1, 2005

JerkyBunion posted:

i am funnier than people give me credit for.

http://favstar.fm/users/jaketylercomedy

Thank you for the "comedy" qualifier in your twitter screen name, it lets me know what I'm in for when I check it out :)

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

I've seen a lot of these "twitter power couples" and I was wondering if anyone would be my twitter girlfriend? (not you jaketylercomedy)

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

Kim Jong-Deal posted:

Thank you for the "comedy" qualifier in your twitter screen name, it lets me know what I'm in for when I check it out :)

:hfive:

it's not my fault all other variations were taken :shrug:

:jerkbag:

Edit: But I see your point and I never liked it either so I just submitted an impersonation ticket on @jaketyler. Here's hoping I can pick up that user name (the guy has never even tweeted). :ninja:

smileys are cool right guys?

JerkyBunion has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Jul 15, 2012

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Yeah :coal: thats fair :negative:

I went with :getin: Ashamed because thats what I was :shobon:

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me

Follow this motherfucker.

Tangy Zizzle
Aug 22, 2007
- brad
my tweets have been slipping lately but in my scientific opinion im better than most of you still

not kim jong-deal though hes a total pro and funny as all heck
porklift has been tickling me alot
and i miss wayne gretsky aka @dinkmagic

Malfeasible
Sep 10, 2005

The sworn enemy of Florin
I post random ADD thoughts and jokes.
https://twitter.com/Malfeasible

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
If you don't follow @buttsamillion stop tweeting and deactivate your account.

Follow this guy too @mein1gott

E:

Butts "I took a hard poop but I'll get through the day" amillion

verbal enema has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Jul 16, 2012

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
you guys are great let me tell you

Ice Cream Jonsey
Jun 21, 2000
Forum Veteran
@Cryptozookeeper - made it to promote a game I made, but now I also tweet about arcade and pinball games.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
Goons if you're gonna tweet about The Bad Break Show with Malcolm's Dad every Sunday I'm gonna unfollow yinz.

Mr.Electric Ocean
May 6, 2007
sometimes i'm a cool guy. i've been following a lot of goons, you're all really funny and i like you all the best. i type things that are funny* and sometimes i do let's plays because i am bad at life. i work in a morgue.

@EightBitHeart

*not

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
All the twatting you do and no morgue tweets? :(

Or was our Madman thing during morgue time because if so :black101:

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001
@b0nes just say you are from SA

bweep boop!
Dec 31, 2007

Nice shootin', Tex!
https://twitter.com/rolfewhitehouse

I've added a few people from this thread and they have been really cool. I am a huge jerk and will probably start tweeting at any of you for little to no reason because I think I am funny and cool.

Mr.Electric Ocean
May 6, 2007

MeinGott posted:

All the twatting you do and no morgue tweets? :(

Or was our Madman thing during morgue time because if so :black101:

i tweet like, all the time about the morgue. when i talk about shoving bodies? bingo. And no, Madman was during a Breaking Bad marathon.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Mr.Electric Ocean posted:

i tweet like, all the time about the morgue. when i talk about shoving bodies? bingo. And no, Madman was during a Breaking Bad marathon.

I want explicit morgue tweets maybe some pics of some walls and doors i dont know :mad:

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Mr.Electric Ocean
May 6, 2007

MeinGott posted:

I want explicit morgue tweets maybe some pics of some walls and doors i dont know :mad:

sorry man, i can't really talk about explicit stuff on account of my boss following me. but i can have really depressing tweets about how fragile our grasp on life really is and other woe-is-me crap. AND ALSO I'LL TALK ABOUT ROBOTS A'HYUK!

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