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Ric
Nov 18, 2005

Apocalypse dude


I direct you to this feature in Pix, PDN's new magazine for women.

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David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001

Ric posted:

I direct you to this feature in Pix, PDN's new magazine for women.

That grey damask one is pretty classy tbh.

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Local paper ran a couple of pics alongside an interview with my friend Frankii who runs one of the local burly troupes;


Clicken fur embiggen

Nice to see them in print, even if they're a bit over-lightened on the page for my tastes.

Paragon8
Feb 19, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Local paper ran a couple of pics alongside an interview with my friend Frankii who runs one of the local burly troupes;


Clicken fur embiggen

Nice to see them in print, even if they're a bit over-lightened on the page for my tastes.



yeah seeing your stuff in print is always that push and pull of "yay my stuff is in print" and "what the gently caress did they do to my images?"

BobTheCow
Dec 11, 2004

That's a thing?

whereismyshoe posted:

so i refuse to pay $40 for a canon branded hood and have taken to buying $5 fotodiox ones off amazon, i have a couple for my 85mm and i want to wrap / cover one of them in the most obnoxious way possible. suggestions?

VVV Blaze might be useful for street stuff, actually. making people look without even thinking about it

e2: I just remembered I have an entire book of glittery cat stickers. I might just cover the whole thing in glittery cats.

If you want to be prepared AND obnoxious, wrap it in a bright colored gaffer's tape. You never know when you'll need gaffer's tape. I keep a bunch (black) wrapped around my 70-200 hood, it comes in handy at times you'd never expect.

http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/540960-REG/General_Brand_Pro_Chroma_Key_Cloth.html

Paragon8 posted:

yeah seeing your stuff in print is always that push and pull of "yay my stuff is in print" and "what the gently caress did they do to my images?"

This is consistently true. Weird crops are another layout favorite.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

BobTheCow posted:

This is consistently true. Weird crops are another layout favorite.
Having been on the layout side of publishing, their rules are completely different from photography rules. Most of those guys are at least aware of photographic theory and have some interest in respecting the rules, but when push comes to shove the layout is going to win every time.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


BobTheCow posted:

If you want to be prepared AND obnoxious, wrap it in a bright colored gaffer's tape. You never know when you'll need gaffer's tape. I keep a bunch (black) wrapped around my 70-200 hood, it comes in handy at times you'd never expect.

I have both fluorescent orange and fluorescent pink gaff tape at work, as well as black and red and the usual, poo poo owns. Black writing on pink gaff is actually significantly easier to see in low light than on white gaff.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Ric posted:

I direct you to this feature in Pix, PDN's new magazine for women.

This is pretty rad but your hipster attraction factor will go up by 500%.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Shaocaholica posted:

This is pretty rad but your independent thinker attraction factor will go up by 500%.

Fixed that for you.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I think I need to get one of these and use it next time I'm going to shoot something where there'll be a lot of pro photographers just to watch them have a collective heart attack

Beastruction
Feb 16, 2005

cyberia posted:

I think I need to get one of these and use it next time I'm going to shoot something where there'll be a lot of pro photographers just to watch them have a collective heart attack



Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

http://tokyocamerastyle.com

Man, this site is like porn, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

edit: I found the best one from that site:

Count Thrashula fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jul 20, 2012

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

pwn posted:

woot fatigue is what happens to you after you've ordered one of his prints and you see it for the first time and begin wooting, repeatedly for days on end, waking up in the night and seeing it dimly on the wall and letting out raspy woots

I just want to quote this old post because when I saw that WF started posting pictures again, it all came flooding back.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Fuji Velvia 100F is dead

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Non-F Velvia 100 is better anyway.

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world
Failed to climb to Base Camp Everest, lost a lot of health from AMS, stricken as I was (at some point simple scratching would burst capillaries, so I've a particularly confronting amount of red fingernail scratch marks over my body). I retreated to 2800m, but was unable to even get a chopper out and had to walk 150k's in approx. three-ten hour-days, over mountains and jungles and under an infernal constant rain, only survivable by liberal usage of vaseline and crushed codeine tablets to muffle the pain of our trenchfooting feet.


And what kept me going is I think I'm going to buy a large format speed graphic or equivalent and a tonnage of positive film, like T-64 and Velvia and take long exposures of night time snow scapes in the Russian Arctic Circle after I take the Transsiberian from Beijing.

Also Batman Rises today, if I can find a cinema.

Also Velvia 100f sucked.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

so in other words another day in your life. glad you're still alive :)

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Helmacron posted:

Failed to climb to Base Camp Everest, lost a lot of health from AMS, stricken as I was (at some point simple scratching would burst capillaries, so I've a particularly confronting amount of red fingernail scratch marks over my body). I retreated to 2800m, but was unable to even get a chopper out and had to walk 150k's in approx. three-ten hour-days, over mountains and jungles and under an infernal constant rain, only survivable by liberal usage of vaseline and crushed codeine tablets to muffle the pain of our trenchfooting feet.


And what kept me going is I think I'm going to buy a large format speed graphic or equivalent and a tonnage of positive film, like T-64 and Velvia and take long exposures of night time snow scapes in the Russian Arctic Circle after I take the Transsiberian from Beijing.

Also Batman Rises today, if I can find a cinema.

Also Velvia 100f sucked.
Seriously, what the hell am I doing with my life compared to this?

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009
Grimey Drawer

spookygonk posted:

Seriously, what the hell am I doing with my life compared to this?

Nothing.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~vision/SingleImageSR.html

fuckign amazing upscaling algorithm

(samples work in Chrome, but not FF)

BobTheCow
Dec 11, 2004

That's a thing?

Helmacron posted:

Failed to climb to Base Camp Everest, lost a lot of health from AMS, stricken as I was (at some point simple scratching would burst capillaries, so I've a particularly confronting amount of red fingernail scratch marks over my body). I retreated to 2800m, but was unable to even get a chopper out and had to walk 150k's in approx. three-ten hour-days, over mountains and jungles and under an infernal constant rain, only survivable by liberal usage of vaseline and crushed codeine tablets to muffle the pain of our trenchfooting feet.


And what kept me going is I think I'm going to buy a large format speed graphic or equivalent and a tonnage of positive film, like T-64 and Velvia and take long exposures of night time snow scapes in the Russian Arctic Circle after I take the Transsiberian from Beijing.

Also Batman Rises today, if I can find a cinema.

Also Velvia 100f sucked.


spog posted:

http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~vision/SingleImageSR.html

fuckign amazing upscaling algorithm

(samples work in Chrome, but not FF)

I have the same reaction to both of these posts:

:stare:

Elite Taco
Feb 3, 2010
loving Helmacron.

When do *I* get to be you?

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world
If it helps I got lost walking back from the cinema yesterday and got stuck in the rain for a few hours. I was really upset with myself.

Interesting: People like to climb to Base Camp Everest with props for Facebook shots.

For Example:

A guy carried a skateboard up there to do a trick flip with Everest in the background.

A girl wore a bikini under everything and carried a martini glass and an olive to the top, filled the glass with water, popped in the olive, took off all her clothes and got a great shot of her chillin' at 5400m or whatever. Except for some slight cellulite.

A guy took a dump on Kala Pattar then took a photo of it, with Everest in the background. Put it on Facebook, his mother shared it on her wall and no one's noticed yet that the foreground is mostly a low fibre diet excrete.

I personally took a kite up there. Although all I have is an Iphone and I just thought it would be neat to fly it up there photo or no. Also I didn't make it up there anyway and I threw the kite away to make my pack weigh a square of crepe paper and two small bamboo sticks lighter.

Ringo R
Dec 25, 2005

ช่วยแม่เฮ็ดนาแหน่เดัอ

spog posted:

http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~vision/SingleImageSR.html

fuckign amazing upscaling algorithm

(samples work in Chrome, but not FF)

That's neat but I noticed it's from 2009. Did they ever make a plug in for Photoshop or something? Countdown until Adobe starts calling plug ins "apps". Photoshop CS6, now with Apps. Download the latest Resize App 1.2. Flickr app for Photoshop! :(



The chopsticks. Tell me you still have them.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Ringo R posted:

That's neat but I noticed it's from 2009. Did they ever make a plug in for Photoshop or something? Countdown until Adobe starts calling plug ins "apps". Photoshop CS6, now with Apps. Download the latest Resize App 1.2. Flickr app for Photoshop! :(

good question: I had assumed it was a lab-only idea, but it seems you can get a mutliple-frame version for only $149:

http://photoacute.com/tech/mtf.html

Take a burst of photos, plug them into the software and almost double your resolution.

That seems like great value for money for some shooters.

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world

Ringo R posted:

The chopsticks. Tell me you still have them.

Of course. And I have a little bottle of chilli now too.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I asked a guy on facebook why he thought he deserved to be paid money to abuse the contrast and clarity sliders as he was on a rant about not getting paid for an event he begged to shoot. His reply:

"Sorry Steve, Im sure you dont need any interest in your shots? I take my original images with an end purpose in mind, this requires a little post processing that I take into account before Ive even pressed the shutter. Please feel free to illustrate how awesome and thought out your photography is, and why you feel your qualified to critique me. Im not being sarcastic, Im genuinely interested :)"

Urghhhhhhhh.

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Steve McScene posted:

I asked a guy on facebook why he thought he deserved to be paid money to abuse the contrast and clarity sliders as he was on a rant about not getting paid for an event he begged to shoot. His reply:

"Sorry Steve, Im sure you dont need any interest in your shots? I take my original images with an end purpose in mind, this requires a little post processing that I take into account before Ive even pressed the shutter. Please feel free to illustrate how awesome and thought out your photography is, and why you feel your qualified to critique me. Im not being sarcastic, Im genuinely interested :)"

Urghhhhhhhh.

So you provoked someone and then let his response annoy you.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I just thought it was interesting that people literally cannot take even the slightest criticism and instead choose to surround themselves with sycophants and idiots.

My original crit was something along the lines of:

"Nice composition but I really think the sky needs to be toned down as it looks like you've maxed USM/clarity and contrast. Also the contract you signed to shoot said you may not sell the shots"

It's hardly brutal is it now.

Paragon8
Feb 19, 2007

Right, but uploading a picture to Facebook is generally not really to solicit criticism but more "here is a picture I took" so I imagine someone sees criticism no matter how constructive as an "attack" on their "space" which they could be using to advertise their business no matter how lovely it is. I could see how someone could get defensive with a comment like that in a public space.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

But he was asking for 'feedback'. Maybe I am just a goony gently caress who reads the forums too much, but I thought it was a hilariously pretentious rebuttal.

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world
I used to think when some poo poo went down, like Jason got punched in the face by Rhys and Rhys got hauled off and when he gets back everyone crowds around and is like "rhys, rhys man, what went down!" and Rhys says "I don't want to talk about it." that this was the most boring thing in the world.

Worse than Lord of the Rings or people complaining about the Jews.

But now I know the guy who throws his hands up and shrugs and says wide-eyed "what did I do? I don't even know what I did! It's so crazy! I just don't get it!" is it. He's the guy. He's the one you need to avoid. The first guy, he'll open up down the track, keep him around! and he'll cry (probably drunk) and you'll be moved when he tells you about Snowden and how cold Snowden was and how pale Snowden was and how wet the floor around Snowden was.

But the second guy. Oh, he's going to tell you some really lovely stories about things he doesn't quite get. Jews for instance.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

I see...

squidflakes
Aug 27, 2009


SHORTBUS

Helmacron posted:

But the second guy. Oh, he's going to tell you some really lovely stories about things he doesn't quite get. Jews for instance.

Glad to have you back buddy!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Helmacron posted:

I used to think when some poo poo went down, like Jason got punched in the face by Rhys and Rhys got hauled off and when he gets back everyone crowds around and is like "rhys, rhys man, what went down!" and Rhys says "I don't want to talk about it." that this was the most boring thing in the world.

Worse than Lord of the Rings or people complaining about the Jews.

But now I know the guy who throws his hands up and shrugs and says wide-eyed "what did I do? I don't even know what I did! It's so crazy! I just don't get it!" is it. He's the guy. He's the one you need to avoid. The first guy, he'll open up down the track, keep him around! and he'll cry (probably drunk) and you'll be moved when he tells you about Snowden and how cold Snowden was and how pale Snowden was and how wet the floor around Snowden was.

But the second guy. Oh, he's going to tell you some really lovely stories about things he doesn't quite get. Jews for instance.
I've just met you. But I feel like I've known you forever.

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

Helmacron posted:

I used to think when some poo poo went down, like Jason got punched in the face by Rhys and Rhys got hauled off and when he gets back everyone crowds around and is like "rhys, rhys man, what went down!" and Rhys says "I don't want to talk about it." that this was the most boring thing in the world.

Worse than Lord of the Rings or people complaining about the Jews.

But now I know the guy who throws his hands up and shrugs and says wide-eyed "what did I do? I don't even know what I did! It's so crazy! I just don't get it!" is it. He's the guy. He's the one you need to avoid. The first guy, he'll open up down the track, keep him around! and he'll cry (probably drunk) and you'll be moved when he tells you about Snowden and how cold Snowden was and how pale Snowden was and how wet the floor around Snowden was.

But the second guy. Oh, he's going to tell you some really lovely stories about things he doesn't quite get. Jews for instance.

Who is Spain?
Why is Snowden?
When is right?

Balls!

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Rats... I honestly thought I had landed this gig :(

an AOL chatroom fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jul 24, 2012

Anti_Social
Jan 1, 2007

My problem is you dancing all the time

bisticles posted:

Rats... I honestly thought I had landed this gig :(



I don't know you, but I think I love you.

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Verman
Jul 4, 2005
Third time is a charm right?
This made me laugh which was the perfect end to a lovely day at the office.

Thank you.

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