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CalvinDooglas
Dec 5, 2002

Watch For Fleeing Immigrants

Docjowles posted:

Haha that guy's throwaway joke about pumpkin beers spurred yet another page of sperging about them. Well done.


Sorry dog, someone stole your brilliant idea (it is gross)



That's actually the beer I had in mind... They were like 2 for 1 at a liquor store, figured it was worth a try. Incorrect.

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.




We're in the explanation stage now.

Literally using a measuring cup to get 2oz per beer lollll

air-
Sep 24, 2007

Who will win the greatest battle of them all?

Sirotan posted:

Literally using a measuring cup to get 2oz per beer lollll

Legit tastings have at least one sample glass from GABF for legit measurements :colbert:

danbanana
Jun 7, 2008

OG Bell's fanboi
A wine glass?? What kind of OCD, rule-makin' beer nerd is this?

Jack Skeleton
Dec 7, 2006
Had a bottle of Uinta's oak jacked imperial pumpkin last night. :smug:

It was pretty good.


Sirotan posted:


Literally using a measuring cup to get 2oz per beer lollll


:psyduck:

Wow. Like.. wow. Why not jut get taster glasses instead of wine glasses if they want to make sure it's accurate as accurate can be?

Jack Skeleton fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 21, 2012

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


So far an incredibly boring tasting. People are barely even talking ughhh. No mentions of god.

No AC D:

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 21, 2012

air-
Sep 24, 2007

Who will win the greatest battle of them all?

On another note, has anyone had GI's Imperial IPA? It ... tastes like smoke :psyduck:, very very odd for a IIPA.

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Sirotan posted:



We're in the explanation stage now.

Literally using a measuring cup to get 2oz per beer lollll

I am so angry that I am not there to experience what a glorious clusterfuck this must be. I promise that I'll try to make my tasting even more asinine, although I have no idea how I could top this guy's sperge levels.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


air- posted:

On another note, has anyone had GI's Imperial IPA? It ... tastes like smoke :psyduck:, very very odd for a IIPA.

It could be that you're getting some phenolic character in there, which is something I've heard a few people (including coworkers) cite as something they're getting out of it. Different phenols come across as smoke, clove or medicinal flavors.

Where did you get it, out of curiosity? I didn't know whether or not the new kegs were on the market yet, but I guess they are. If it's a bottle, that's a very old (~5 years) batch and probably tastes more like a barleywine by now.

CYBER SLIMER posted:

We get the lovely task of carefully slicing up 12 pounds of vanilla beans :smith:

Trade you for peeling 40 boxes of oranges for Sofie. :v:

/edit: I am looking forward to a full trip report of Sirotan's expedition to Sperglandia. It sounds like a shining display of the worst aspects of beer nerds.

RocketMermaid fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 21, 2012

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Black Note was just consumed and people are actually talking about beer now. :shock:

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

Sirotan posted:

Black Note was just consumed and people are actually talking about beer now. :shock:

Praise be our lord and savior jesus christ amen

CalvinDooglas
Dec 5, 2002

Watch For Fleeing Immigrants
I hope you have your list of "Better tastings I've been to" handy.

SUPER HASSLER
Jan 31, 2005

I think it's safe to say I'm going to a better bottle share tomorrow, if only for the fact that it's Houston and therefore won't be so drat uptight!

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


One hour in: I've yet to be baptized. I am the only woman here though, shocker I know.

Sublimer
Sep 20, 2007
get yo' game up


The host might be crazy, but from what I can see of that list at least you're drinking some drat good beers.

...Exactly two ounces of each, that is.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Sublimer posted:

The host might be crazy, but from what I can see of that list at least you're drinking some drat good beers.

...Exactly two ounces of each, that is.

Except they aren't all actually here. He added a bunch that we won't be drinking to make it hard for us to guess them.

air-
Sep 24, 2007

Who will win the greatest battle of them all?

Ubik posted:

It could be that you're getting some phenolic character in there, which is something I've heard a few people (including coworkers) cite as something they're getting out of it. Different phenols come across as smoke, clove or medicinal flavors.

Where did you get it, out of curiosity? I didn't know whether or not the new kegs were on the market yet, but I guess they are. If it's a bottle, that's a very old (~5 years) batch and probably tastes more like a barleywine by now.

Was on draft at Smoke and Barrel in DC. They had an event for that and BCBS. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to ask if it was a newer keg.

CalvinDooglas
Dec 5, 2002

Watch For Fleeing Immigrants

Sirotan posted:

Except they aren't all actually here. He added a bunch that we won't be drinking to make it hard for us to guess them.

Do you know which TA will be grading for this course?

global tetrahedron
Jun 24, 2009

Sirotan posted:

Except they aren't all actually here. He added a bunch that we won't be drinking to make it hard for us to guess them.

Well, the guessing game is fairly stupid, but I've always thought a blind tasting would be fun.

Too bad the blind tasting aspect in this case is to serve as an opportunity for dick waving instead of dispelling expectations.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


We are on our first 'break'. I'm really sorry to report that nothing that weird has happened. I didn't even get to mention how much of a hearten I am. People have consumed a bunch of alcohol so they are finally getting social. The guessing game is still pretty dumb.

And I'm still going to hell. :(

Sublimer
Sep 20, 2007
get yo' game up


Sirotan posted:

He added a bunch that we won't be drinking..

I don't normally get MAD ABOUT BEER, but if I was at that tasting this alone might do it. Who gives a gently caress about some stupid game

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
I am drinking a Ten Fidy and watching Robocop right now. I guess my night is going better than yours.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


FreelanceSocialist posted:

I am drinking a Ten Fidy and watching Robocop right now. I guess my night is going better than yours.

You're right, I would totally rather be watching Robocop right now. :(

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

Sirotan posted:

One hour in: I've yet to be baptized. I am the only woman here though, shocker I know.

Amazing, next you'll be telling us there is someone there who isn't an engineer of some sort

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

The tasting is going much better than I thought. No religion, people are loosening up, and I don't really care about the guessing game.

Hopefully the TA gives me an A.

enthe0s
Oct 24, 2010

In another few hours, the sun will rise!
Speaking of banana beer, I had Sierra Nevada Kellerweis the other day and it was pretty decent.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

RiggenBlaque posted:

Amazing, next you'll be telling us there is someone there who isn't an engineer of some sort

Hey! I'm an engineer :(

Is this really a thing at BA stuff? If so, count me the gently caress out.

Whisker Biscuit
Dec 15, 2007

Sublimer posted:

I don't normally get MAD ABOUT BEER, but if I was at that tasting this alone might do it. Who gives a gently caress about some stupid game

I dunno, it sounds weird as is, but the guessing game bit sounds like it'd be a gas with friends.

CalvinDooglas
Dec 5, 2002

Watch For Fleeing Immigrants
I'm going to be in downtown Boston tomorrow and visiting Cambridge Brewing, but won't have time to check out anything else. What are their best offerings?

Any good bottle shops in the area?


FreelanceSocialist posted:

Hey! I'm an engineer :(

Is this really a thing at BA stuff? If so, count me the gently caress out.

I have definitely heard engineer, libertarian, and beard stereotypes about beer and homebrew nerds.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Whisker Biscuit posted:

I dunno, it sounds weird as is, but the guessing game bit sounds like it'd be a gas with friends.

I gave up in guessing the beers about 11 in.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

CalvinDooglas posted:

I'm going to be in downtown Boston tomorrow and visiting Cambridge Brewing, but won't have time to check out anything else. What are their best offerings?

Any good bottle shops in the area?

I would recommend their Charles River Porter, which is my favorite, and (if they are making it, ironically enough), their pumpkin ale. They also put out a barleywine that is solid. But, if you're hitting Cambridge Brewing, you're in Cambridge, not downtown. As for shops, right over the Longfellow Bridge, on Charles St, is the aptly named Charles St Liquors. They have a good selection. If you actually end up downtown, hit Boston Wine Exchange on Devonshire. BWE has the best selection of the stores in beantown that I have been to. By far.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

FreelanceSocialist posted:

Hey! I'm an engineer :(

Is this really a thing at BA stuff? If so, count me the gently caress out.

I am also an engineer, but that doesn't detract from the (mostly accurate) stereotype that all beer nerds are spergin engineers

Whisker Biscuit
Dec 15, 2007
My favorite 'tasting' I've ever done was myself and a few friends at the Bells brewery, trying to determine which of their beers worked best as a 50/50 blend with black note. Sort of surprisingly, it was Oracle, a beer I'm not super crazy about most of the time. Best black and tan ever. Close second was the smoked stout/black note mixture "black bacon".

Also, currently sipping some brewery fresh centennial IPA and marathoning batman movies with friends. Life's good.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Cool, a can of PBR was just distributed.

SUPER HASSLER
Jan 31, 2005

?!!?

air-
Sep 24, 2007

Who will win the greatest battle of them all?

Sirotan posted:

Cool, a can of PBR was just distributed.

:iiam: ???

CalvinDooglas
Dec 5, 2002

Watch For Fleeing Immigrants
Palate cleanser.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

CalvinDooglas posted:

I have definitely heard engineer, libertarian, and beard stereotypes about beer and homebrew nerds.
If you don't complete that trio in any given social gathering of more than 3 people you either aren't doing beer right, or you are doing beer very very right.

One person covering two out of those three is about normal. Completing the trio in a single person isn't a great feat either.

danbanana
Jun 7, 2008

OG Bell's fanboi
gently caress. I'm an engineer with a lovely beard and libertarian tendencies.

Please tell me the dude only passed out 2 oz samples of Pabst...

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
most of the beer nerds i roll with are way liberal and work in either restaurants, bottle shops, or for distributors, and only about half of them have facial hair. hmmm...

opened a Positive Contact earlier, it pretty much tastes like a beer mixed with apple cider. not bad, but not really interesting, either, and my cider-loving girlfriend even thought it was too sweet.

Wells Banana Bread beer is loving horrendous.

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