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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
Hitchcock never said the bomb under the table shouldn't go off, anyways. He said that when you have two people eating at a table, and suddenly a previously unseen bomb under the table explodes, then that's shock or surprise. But when you have the same two people eating, and the audience knows that there's a bomb under the table but it hasn't gone off yet...then that's suspense.

The key is that the audience has to know, so that way you build up even more tension. Because then the audience is watching the two people eating their Cheerios and droning on about the news or whatever, and the whole time they're going Get the hell out of there, you idiots, there's a bomb under the table!!

Anyways, for content, here's a clip of pro wrestling's very own Psycho, delivering some (power) bombs of his own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGa99ZojP7I

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jul 17, 2012

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Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
That makes a lot more sense that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtJNxuvxB0

:stare:
This Sandman must be some kind of unstoppable murder machi-



:smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZJCuYWEMAk

:neckbeard:

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Free viewing of ISW Slamtasia 3 on their Youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/interspecies

Thank you man.

I freaking love ISW.

Within the first minute the announcer says, "I loving hate juggalos. Odds are if you see a fat trashy person in Michigan, they'll stand up and there will be a juggalo tattoo on their body."

edit: Fast forward to 102.50 into the video for some good ol' Giant Tiger facefucking action.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jul 17, 2012

amplifierWORSHIP
Jul 29, 2007

you're a man. let 'em dangle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhQmx4SRZw

can't say I much care for any music WWE uses, but this video made my night.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


amplifierWORSHIP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhQmx4SRZw

can't say I much care for any music WWE uses, but this video made my night.

1:09: "Just 'cause David Otunga's got nothing to do with you"?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Disappointed at the lack of Khali/Big Show/Kane/Mark Henry

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Time for another UK indie match for you. This is a promotion called Futureshock based in Stockport (just outside Manchester) and last year they put on this match between Davey Richards and Jack Gallagher.

Jack Gallagher is a very traditional "grappler" (think Danielson or Regal) who trained at the Snake Pit in Wigan (where the likes of Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid trained) as well as Billy Robinson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Robinson) and is rapidly becoming one of my favourite UK wrestlers.

These two have a rematch next month which I'm really looking forward to seeing live, so last years match has been uploaded as a teaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceLvhNa0lGk

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Vin Gerard is a professional bowler. He challenges anyone in the Professional Bowling League to an open challenge, he's wagering his hair :lol:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/be657e1034/pro-wrestler-challenges-professional-bowling-association-wagers-hair

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

apsouthern posted:

Time for another UK indie match for you. This is a promotion called Futureshock based in Stockport (just outside Manchester) and last year they put on this match between Davey Richards and Jack Gallagher.

Jack Gallagher is a very traditional "grappler" (think Danielson or Regal) who trained at the Snake Pit in Wigan (where the likes of Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid trained) as well as Billy Robinson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Robinson) and is rapidly becoming one of my favourite UK wrestlers.

These two have a rematch next month which I'm really looking forward to seeing live, so last years match has been uploaded as a teaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceLvhNa0lGk

Great video. I havent been to Futureshock in months :(

Jack Gallagher v Mikey Whiplash remains the best match I've seen in person. Superb technical wrestling.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I loving love this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBre1t-ON6Q

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

amplifierWORSHIP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhQmx4SRZw

can't say I much care for any music WWE uses, but this video made my night.

Haha the Celtic Beaker at 0.51 is priceless.

UndashingOne
May 31, 2011
To hype the upcoming Hardcore Justice ppv, TNAOnDemand.com is offering a freeview of the 2010 Hardcore Justice:

Links:
http://www.tnaondemand.com/launch.html?vidid=24102&oid=132
http://www.tnaondemand.com/launch.html?vidid=24101&oid=132

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

UndashingOne posted:

To hype the upcoming Hardcore Justice ppv, TNAOnDemand.com is offering a freeview of the 2010 Hardcore Justice:

Links:
http://www.tnaondemand.com/launch.html?vidid=24102&oid=132
http://www.tnaondemand.com/launch.html?vidid=24101&oid=132
When are they going to start putting warning labels on shows? I'm calling the surgeon general.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Hard Justice was a subtle name, I hate that they've completely renamed it Hardcore Justice.

UndashingOne
May 31, 2011
This is a Zero-1 match featuring an honest to god transformer. Skip to 2:12 for his entrance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI5eOyHc6qU&

I'm kinda upset that they didn't give him "Instruments of Destruction" by NRG. It's the Decepticon theme from the `80's movie.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm disappointed at the lack of Domo Arigato Mr Roboto.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
From the related videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sgJIuLNXw

:psyduck:

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Thank you.

UndashingOne
May 31, 2011

This is phenomenal. If Battlebots was more like this, I think it would be around today.

skyliner
Sep 16, 2006

The hamster-bot has great selling and flashy moves perfect for a babyface. The Big Red Machine has the size and power moves for an effective heel. I give it ****.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
For those curious about the newest entry in the King Of Trios https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhxvS_Eo_9s

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
For those who can watch the youtube channel(or can get around to watch), Channel 4 have just put the whole Knight Documentary up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1wO7s6C-o

I really enjoyed it, I listened to Saraya's Ring Belles interview the other night and she was talking about not being happy with some parts of it, and that they were trying to get bits changed, don't know if they succeeded but so far it's good.

Ah, The Zebra Kid, I have memories of him and Davey Richards beating the piss out of each other at the King Of Europe Cup in Liverpool, good times.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Time to see Mark Briscoe fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVHVVYbVhJM

Another angle
https://vimeo.com/45804550

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jul 19, 2012

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dem Boys are insane

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Bryan and Vinny glowingly review the epic encounter between Mokujin Ken and MECHA Mummy.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

For those curious about the newest entry in the King Of Trios https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhxvS_Eo_9s

Along the same lines, Kanjuro Matsuyama and Takoyakida vs. Kyusei Ninja Ranmaru and Apple Miyuki.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrpo1m_02-matsuyama-takoyakida-vs-ranmaru-miyuki-osaka-04-29-12_sport

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
I know this is old as hell but I just have to say the cinematography of the Flair/Lethal face off is fantastic

http://youtu.be/FCxWUKMJfEI?t=8m16s

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


http://youtu.be/0ImSX-jJaR8

Another new thing on the WrestlingIs channel, Supper with the Hatfields. Turns out Mr Touchdown is great at everything.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


This is apparently the OFFICIAL AJPW Youtube channel.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

This was a brutal match jesus christ. 5*

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRATWTLnkRE

CM Punk and Kofi Kingston run afoul of the fuzz.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRATWTLnkRE

CM Punk and Kofi Kingston run afoul of the fuzz.

CM Punk tells a mean story. loving awesome.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Jesus. Is his mother Kevin Nash?

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Honestly, I was a little amazed he didn't mix that story and this one together, because it features That Infamous Line
http://cmpunk.livejournal.com/11306.html
It's been awhile since I read that thing, so I chuckled a little bit at the
"And I, soon to be the leader of the world, am better than you."
Yes Punk. Yes You Are.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtDkBuO_IE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2kjYjZUSDA

Sort of reminds me but are there any archives of Michael Cole and JBL's "Around the Ring" show that aired for like a month on WWE.com? I remember it being pretty funny and JBL's intense hatred of Carl DeMarco, that bison-headed bastard.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Suben posted:

Sort of reminds me but are there any archives of Michael Cole and JBL's "Around the Ring" show that aired for like a month on WWE.com? I remember it being pretty funny and JBL's intense hatred of Carl DeMarco, that bison-headed bastard.

I checked to no avail. Sorry. Thought I had something when I found the archive on WWE.com, but nope.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Protip: When fark goes and puts up this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84yacsM03H4
and then says that they've never done anything that good again, *don't* go looking for their tribute videos. Unless you feel like crying for the next 15 minutes.

Hey, look! Tribute Videos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG6MyMcmlA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRf0BXFksq0

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I'm not sure what Chris did but Billy Graham is angry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnqPI-ujPU

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm not sure what Chris did but Billy Graham is angry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnqPI-ujPU

According to the comments, Graham is mad because Jericho namedropped him in his second book as a wrestler who popped up after the Benoit incident for the sake of getting attention.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I had to read this post twice, because that means Youtube comments served a purpose. Other than causing cerebral hemorrhage, I mean.

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