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Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
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Jul 24, 2012 23:41
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I'm gonna take you outside and SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!
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Jul 25, 2012 00:48
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This guy...this is not my kind of guy.
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Jul 25, 2012 02:59
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. When those two guys ran across the stage? Hilarious! I love stuff you don't have to think about! 
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Jul 25, 2012 03:26
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JERRY: Did you tell her you loved her? GEORGE: Oh, I had no choice. She squeezed it out of me! She’d tell me she loved me. All right, at first, I just look at her. I’d go, “Oh, really? Or uh, Boy, that’s, that’s something.” But, eventually you have to come back with, “Well, I love you.” You know, you can only hold out for so long.” JERRY: You’re a human being. GEORGE: And I didn’t even ask her out. She asked me out first. She called me up. What was I supposed to do? Say no? (laughs) I can’t do that to someone. JERRY: You’re too nice a guy. GEORGE: I am. I’m a nice guy. And she seduced me! We were in my apartment, I’m sitting on the couch, she’s on the chair. I get up to go to the bathroom, I come back, she’s on the couch. What am I supposed to do? Not do anything? I couldn’t do that. I would’ve insulted her. JERRY: You’re flesh and blood. GEORGE: I had nothing to do wtih any of this! I met all her friends, I didn’t want to meet them. I kept trying to avoid it. I knew it would only get me in deeper. But they were everywhere! They kept popping up all over the place. “This is Nancy, this is Susan, this is Amy, this is my cousin, this is my brother, this is my father...” It’s like I’m in quicksand.
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Jul 25, 2012 04:05
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No you're SCHMOOPY!
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Jul 25, 2012 04:43
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Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ? Kramer : It's just a write off for them . Jerry : How is it a write off ? Kramer : They just write it off . Jerry : Write it off what ? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is . Kramer : Do you ? Jerry : No . I don't . Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off . Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .
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Jul 25, 2012 04:46
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. A few days ago, my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive our new neighbor Linda was..." Coffee And Pie posted:"...well of course I noticed it too, with those ample breasts and pouty lips. I don't have to tell you she was a knockout..." You know, there are an inordinate amount of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!
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Jul 25, 2012 05:10
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neoboman posted:You know, there are an inordinate amount of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES! People don't just bump into each other and have sex... this isn't Cinemax.
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Jul 25, 2012 05:19
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piratepilates posted:How does the actor behind Bania not get more work? He is so drat funny as Bania and to me always felt like a reborn Jack Lemmon. You're a closet Bania fan!
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Jul 25, 2012 05:41
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Newman plays tennis? He's fantastic.
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Jul 25, 2012 07:29
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prom candy posted:Eric the Clown is Jon Favreau, who knew? And the guy who plays the actor who's trying out for the role of George in the show-within-a-show sequence is Jeremy Piven!
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Jul 25, 2012 07:35
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So I just did something I thought could never happen again, I saw a Seinfeld ep I've never seen before. It was about Jerry not wanting Elaine to move into his building. It... wasn't a very good ep, to be honest, but I did like Jerry and George's little idiot competition.
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Jul 25, 2012 08:01
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Favorite Elaine line: "I don't like this thing!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!"
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Jul 25, 2012 08:29
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Momomo posted:So I just did something I thought could never happen again, I saw a Seinfeld ep I've never seen before. It was about Jerry not wanting Elaine to move into his building. It... wasn't a very good ep, to be honest, but I did like Jerry and George's little idiot competition. What sticks out to me in that episode is Kramer happily putting his foot in it and convincing Elaine to borrow the money from Jerry, and Jerry losing his poo poo at Kramer afterwards. If I remember right, isn't that the,"You're a pod person!" rant?
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Jul 25, 2012 08:39
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Robnoxious posted:No you're SCHMOOPY! Alright Schmoopies!
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Jul 25, 2012 09:51
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It's like a... white discoloration.
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Jul 25, 2012 11:14
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von Braun posted:It's like a... white discoloration. What's that red dot?
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Jul 25, 2012 13:02
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Momomo posted:So I just did something I thought could never happen again, I saw a Seinfeld ep I've never seen before. It was about Jerry not wanting Elaine to move into his building. It... wasn't a very good ep, to be honest, but I did like Jerry and George's little idiot competition.
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Jul 25, 2012 13:07
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Diabolik900 posted:YOU'RE ALL WINNERS! But suddenly a new challenger emerges...
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Jul 25, 2012 13:10
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thepokey posted:What's that red dot? Four plums with red on the inside.
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Jul 25, 2012 13:17
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Everything always has to be so jokey with you.
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Jul 25, 2012 14:08
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I'm... a comedian.
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Jul 25, 2012 14:16
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Who is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ
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Jul 25, 2012 14:22
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Jerry Seinfeld is truly the master of the poo poo-eating grin.
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Jul 25, 2012 14:32
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Momomo posted:So I just did something I thought could never happen again, I saw a Seinfeld ep I've never seen before. It was about Jerry not wanting Elaine to move into his building. It... wasn't a very good ep, to be honest, but I did like Jerry and George's little idiot competition. The Super and his boyfriend were 2 of the best one time characters though. "Como que deported? Eso fue un misunderstanding!" I love the Spanglish
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Jul 25, 2012 15:22
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Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP?! I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT!
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Jul 25, 2012 15:29
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Momomo posted:So I just did something I thought could never happen again, I saw a Seinfeld ep I've never seen before. It was about Jerry not wanting Elaine to move into his building. It... wasn't a very good ep, to be honest, but I did like Jerry and George's little idiot competition. Is that the first episode where Elaine does her GET OUT! push?
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Jul 25, 2012 15:42
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haljordan posted:Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP?! I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT! I managed to survive on grubs and puddle water until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.
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Jul 25, 2012 16:05
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here...that that sort of thing was frowned upon...cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
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Jul 25, 2012 16:30
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The Human Cow posted:Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here...that that sort of thing was frowned upon...cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time. My all-time favourite George line.  Its also great when you get to use it, like the unicorn version of "Who is this!?".
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Jul 25, 2012 16:42
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david puddy posted:Newman plays tennis? "Where did you learn to climb trees like that?!?" "The Pacific Northwest" For what could have been a one-dimensional loathsome creep, I love all the random positive attributes they squeezed into Newman.
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Jul 25, 2012 17:00
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WoG posted:For what could have been a one-dimensional loathsome creep, I love all the random positive attributes they squeezed into Newman.
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Jul 25, 2012 17:08
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Am I the only one who can't see a Chunky without thinking of Newman? Then again I bought a Clark bar today and all I could think was "Newspaper. Clark bar. Gum."
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Jul 25, 2012 17:10
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Ishamael posted:I'm gonna take you outside and SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE!!! The even funnier part is after this line when he just says, "And if you think I'm kidding.... go ahead and try me.....cause I would.... LOVE IT!"
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Jul 25, 2012 17:13
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Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment try to keep it down because Newman's taking a nap in your bed.
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Jul 25, 2012 17:51
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Quite a bathroom you got there Kramer. A man can really get some thinking done.
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Jul 25, 2012 17:54
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Coffee And Pie posted:Am I the only one who can't see a Chunky without thinking of Newman? I have literally never seen a Chunky or a Clark bar. I kind of assumed they were just made up for the show.
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Twix... blodododododododoloop - B-5!
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