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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
You guys see this story?

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/07/24/navy_man_started_nuclear_sub_fire_to_leave_work_early_.html

Slate.com posted:

A New Hampshire man faces life in prison for allegedly setting a fire that caused more than $400 million in damage to a nuclear submarine—all because he apparently wanted to leave work early.

On Monday, the Navy brought two charges of arson against Casey James Fury, a civilian shipyard worker, for two blazes on the USS Miami attack submarine while it was in dry dock at Maine’s Portsmouth Naval Shipyard earlier this year, the Associated Press reports. Fury, who is said to have confessed to investigators while taking a lie-detector test in June, has not yet entered a plea.

Navy investigators say that the 24-year-old painter and sandblaster told them that he started the May 23 fire in one of the sub’s bunk rooms when he had a panic attack and wanted to leave work early. He reported that at the time he was on medication for anxiety, depression, allergies, and insomnia.

Seven firefighters sustained minor injuries while fighting the blaze, which took more than 12 hours to extinguish, according to Reuters. Three weeks later, Fury apparently set a smaller fire in the dry dock facility outside the Miami, after having a heated text exchange with an ex-girlfriend.
Fury faces a $250,000 fine, life imprisonment, and may be ordered to pay restitution, if convicted. Despite the extensive damage, the Navy plans to repair the $900 million vessel and reintroduce it to the fleet, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Dude named Fury is a painter/sandblaster? What a fuckin' waste.

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Minto Took posted:

Because they're Russian.

To add:



This thing had a cot in the back. Why? Russians.

I really want to think that the cot is in the rear radar pod.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

theclaw posted:

I really want to think that the cot is in the rear radar pod.

No, its in the cockpit. Along with a galley and a toilet.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:

PhotoKirk posted:

I really expected it to be a bit more high tech than that.
Soviet weaponry in general seemed pretty low-tech in comparison, but could still do a lot of the same things. The US has a big thing for poo poo like fly-by-wire and computer displays... the MiG-29s everyone swoons over? Mechanical controls and analogue gauges. WWII technology, and yet still one of the most agile fighters ever built. Russian design philosophy always seems to favour getting something done as cheaply and simply as possible, while the US will go with more complex solutions.

Newer stuff is catching up, but the interior of the Typhoon is pretty typical considering it's 30 years old now and 10-15 of those years were spent struggling to even keep the sailors fed, let alone upgrade the boats. I'm actually surprised they managed to keep them afloat during the 90s.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

PhotoKirk posted:

I really expected it to be a bit more high tech than that.

This is the interior of the most advanced SAM/Missile Defense system in the world:


That's actually an older build, but the new builds that are actually released for use look almost exactly the same. Imagine a slightly different printer in the middle and a little tabletop shoved between the two main consoles with a laptop on it for reports.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:
Wow. I kind of assumed SAMs would mirror their targets by going with fuckoff MFDs everywhere; thanks for showing me otherwise.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

rossmum posted:

Wow. I kind of assumed SAMs would mirror their targets by going with fuckoff MFDs everywhere; thanks for showing me otherwise.

We're working on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dymCjQD0B3Y

Btw, that video is hilarious for so many reasons.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

There are some pictures of the Russian S-400 SAM here and its console looks about like what I would expect from a modern system (given that I know nothing about missiles).

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Koesj posted:

TBF that should help with crew endurance, same goes for the swimming pool on the sub.

Not that the Su-34 will get that far without tanker aircraft or that a Typhoon will go on a particularly long mission.

It would help if they TRUSTED the crews for long missions

Aciid c0d3r
Jun 21, 2008
"Shouldn't you be out mowing the lawn, or spending time with your wife?"
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:backtowork:

mlmp08 posted:

We're working on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dymCjQD0B3Y

Btw, that video is hilarious for so many reasons.

The lady looks like she is picking out menu items off of a McDonald's point of sale. I like to imagine the Patriot battery is just spewing missiles everywhere like some bad video game mod.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

mlmp08 posted:

We're working on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dymCjQD0B3Y

Btw, that video is hilarious for so many reasons.

like the pony tail halfway down the girl's back and lack of a helmet, protective eyewear, gloves and reflective belt?

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Aciid c0d3r posted:

The lady looks like she is picking out menu items off of a McDonald's point of sale. I like to imagine the Patriot battery is just spewing missiles everywhere like some bad video game mod.

Missile Command is far more than a bad video game mod.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Flikken posted:

like the pony tail halfway down the girl's back and lack of a helmet, protective eyewear, gloves and reflective belt?

Nah, that's all pretty accurate, except the pony tail. In fact, that the guy on the left is wearing all sorts of gear is much more hilarious. They should either be in just ACUs or wearing MOPP gear.

Mostly what's funny is that the video blatantly shows Iran launching missiles at UAE, fucks with fast motion in order to make it harder to see what's going on, they're fighting the battle so far zoomed out you can hardly see poo poo if there are more than 20 aircraft in the air, they left the hilarious color maps on (later, the woman has them turned off, making it possible to actually see what's going on), and more.

Oh, also the guy goes to hit touchscreen buttons and nothing happens. Oops.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

mlmp08 posted:

Nah, that's all pretty accurate, except the pony tail. In fact, that the guy on the left is wearing all sorts of gear is much more hilarious. They should either be in just ACUs or wearing MOPP gear.

I was making a joke :(

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Flikken posted:

I was making a joke :(

I am tired :smith:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

mlmp08 posted:

Nah, that's all pretty accurate, except the pony tail. In fact, that the guy on the left is wearing all sorts of gear is much more hilarious. They should either be in just ACUs or wearing MOPP gear.

Mostly what's funny is that the video blatantly shows Iran launching missiles at UAE, fucks with fast motion in order to make it harder to see what's going on, they're fighting the battle so far zoomed out you can hardly see poo poo if there are more than 20 aircraft in the air, they left the hilarious color maps on (later, the woman has them turned off, making it possible to actually see what's going on), and more.

Oh, also the guy goes to hit touchscreen buttons and nothing happens. Oops.

You mean you don't like seeing the terrain to the point of not actually being able to track anything?

And I got a pretty big kick out of the Iran bit too.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

rossmum posted:

Soviet weaponry in general seemed pretty low-tech in comparison, but could still do a lot of the same things. The US has a big thing for poo poo like fly-by-wire and computer displays... the MiG-29s everyone swoons over? Mechanical controls and analogue gauges. WWII technology, and yet still one of the most agile fighters ever built. Russian design philosophy always seems to favour getting something done as cheaply and simply as possible, while the US will go with more complex solutions.

Newer stuff is catching up, but the interior of the Typhoon is pretty typical considering it's 30 years old now and 10-15 of those years were spent struggling to even keep the sailors fed, let alone upgrade the boats. I'm actually surprised they managed to keep them afloat during the 90s.

I believed too much of what I saw in Hunt for Red October.

DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

Xerxes17 posted:

I'd like to know what the orchestral theme that plays a few times is. I swear I've heard it before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdwxFsthI

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

mlmp08 posted:

Mostly what's funny is that the video blatantly shows Iran launching missiles at UAE, fucks with fast motion in order to make it harder to see what's going on

My folks moved closer towards Minhad only a couple of weeks ago, just six miles now :(

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011


No the other one with a bit of menace to it with the strings.

As if I would not know the glorious anthem already :ussr:

movax
Aug 30, 2008

AstuteCat posted:

Also, here's a random GIF for no reason:



Fail-Safe? Or Trinity's Child (did they make a movie of that?)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

rossmum posted:

Soviet weaponry in general seemed pretty low-tech in comparison, but could still do a lot of the same things. The US has a big thing for poo poo like fly-by-wire and computer displays... the MiG-29s everyone swoons over? Mechanical controls and analogue gauges. WWII technology, and yet still one of the most agile fighters ever built.

Agile, but lovely to fly, with awful ergonomics. After the wall came down and Germany re-unified, West German pilots did not have many good things to say about the East German MiG-29s they got their hands on (other than the HMS which was apparently pretty damned good, but also distinctly *not* WWII technology). There's more to an aircraft's capabilities than mechanical factors like thrust-to-weight and wing loading.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Phanatic posted:

Agile, but lovely to fly, with awful ergonomics. After the wall came down and Germany re-unified, West German pilots did not have many good things to say about the East German MiG-29s they got their hands on (other than the HMS which was apparently pretty damned good, but also distinctly *not* WWII technology). There's more to an aircraft's capabilities than mechanical factors like thrust-to-weight and wing loading.

And of course there's more to a system's potential than the handling characteristics of a single one of its components.

Bill Odom posted:

I would think that if I were a Russian officer, I would want to see this catalogued in history, because you achieved some remarkable force development goals.

I watched you very closely, and I must say I was very impressed by how you dealt with lots of short-term things. For instance, you didn’t have the technical cultural level in your enlisted personnel that we did in the West, but you designed systems that very effectively compensated for that.

You designed doctrines that were very rigid at the technical level, which gave you much more flexibility at the operational level.(p.178)

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston

movax posted:

Fail-Safe? Or Trinity's Child (did they make a movie of that?)

I wanted to find out too, and a quick google for "cap 811 moscow" told me that it indeed was Fail-Safe. Is it any good? Watched a few clips on youtube and it seems decent enough.

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009

Churchill posted:

I wanted to find out too, and a quick google for "cap 811 moscow" told me that it indeed was Fail-Safe. Is it any good? Watched a few clips on youtube and it seems decent enough.


The original fail-safe is a great movie, and the remake from 2000 is also well worth watching. The remake was done as a live TV broadcast and works well.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Phanatic posted:

Agile, but lovely to fly, with awful ergonomics.
I'm pretty sure the Soviet military thought "human factors" was a way of calculating how many people would die when assaulting a fortified position. According to people who have been hands-on with later model MiGs, the designers were absolutely terrible about control layouts; hiding safe/arm switches behind sun shades, putting panels out of the pilot's line of sight near the floor, having associated groups of controls on opposite sides of the cockpit, having readouts on a separate panel from the related controls, etc.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Churchill posted:

I wanted to find out too, and a quick google for "cap 811 moscow" told me that it indeed was Fail-Safe. Is it any good? Watched a few clips on youtube and it seems decent enough.

Yeah, it's pretty solid. If I recall correctly, George Clooney did the remake because he liked the original so much, and even threw in some of his own cash to get it made.

Or I'm dumb and mis-remembering the last part, but I know the 2000 one definitely has Clooney.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Churchill posted:

I wanted to find out too, and a quick google for "cap 811 moscow" told me that it indeed was Fail-Safe. Is it any good? Watched a few clips on youtube and it seems decent enough.

I caught it on TCM one night, and it's both excellent and disturbing. It was released the same year as Dr. Strangelove and deals with similar material (IE an unauthorized nuclear attack), but it was not the big success like Strangelove. I can understand why. Just dealing with accidental nuclear war straight was probably too intense for most audiences back in the day. Henry Fonda is the President, Walter Matthau is a Kissinger-esque National Security Academic, and recently passed Ernest Borgnine is flying a B-58 Hustler straight to Moscow.

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm pretty sure the Soviet military thought "human factors" was a way of calculating how many people would die when assaulting a fortified position. According to people who have been hands-on with later model MiGs, the designers were absolutely terrible about control layouts; hiding safe/arm switches behind sun shades, putting panels out of the pilot's line of sight near the floor, having associated groups of controls on opposite sides of the cockpit, having readouts on a separate panel from the related controls, etc.

In Soyuz space capsules, there are two switches next to each other. Once does a task that is routine that you have to do frequently (like stir the oxygen tanks or something); the other fires the parachutes, which if you fire before the right time, will cause you to die. Both switches are unlabeled.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Nebakenezzer posted:

In Soyuz space capsules, there are two switches next to each other. Once does a task that is routine that you have to do frequently (like stir the oxygen tanks or something); the other fires the parachutes, which if you fire before the right time, will cause you to die. Both switches are unlabeled.

citation needed

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost
I am not a pilot, but having sat in the cockpit of a Mig-29, SU-22, Mi-8, and MI-24 as well as an F-16, F-15, A-10, and UH-1, I can say that it's just really hard to see out of the FSU aircraft, the controls are in weird loving places and it's just uncomfortable as gently caress for me compared to the US models, and I'm not very big (71 inches, 175 pounds).

That goes doubly so for the FSU MBTs, BMPs, and BRDMs I've been in compared with US MBTs, LAVs, APCs, etc.

AstuteCat
May 4, 2007

movax posted:

Yeah, it's pretty solid. If I recall correctly, George Clooney did the remake because he liked the original so much, and even threw in some of his own cash to get it made.

Or I'm dumb and mis-remembering the last part, but I know the 2000 one definitely has Clooney.

Well found! Fail-safe is excellent - it's a real shame that it was released so soon after 'Dr Strangelove' that despite gaining critical acclaim, it fell into obscurity.

It's a slow-burner but the tension is well worth every second you put into watching it - and the ending (I shan't spoil it) is brilliant.

The 2000 one is okay, however I have a fondness for the 1964 film - Henry Fonda alone was enough to have me super-glued to my seat.

AstuteCat fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jul 25, 2012

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Phanatic posted:

Agile, but lovely to fly, with awful ergonomics. After the wall came down and Germany re-unified, West German pilots did not have many good things to say about the East German MiG-29s they got their hands on (other than the HMS which was apparently pretty damned good, but also distinctly *not* WWII technology).

Also the R-73/AA-11, which frankly scared the poo poo out of Western air forces when they realized how much they had underestimated the missile's capabilities and how far behind they were with the AIM-9L/M, which was their standard WVR missile at that time. That (combined with the inability of the Western countries to agree on what the ASRAAM needed to be) is what spawned the IRIS-T and AIM-9X.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:
Keeping with the theme of 'let's look inside things!', here's a T-80BV.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost
Not apparent is the fact that I sat in a T-80 and couldn't even close the hatch because my head stuck out the top, even though I wasn't even wearing a kevlar.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

mlmp08 posted:

Not apparent is the fact that I sat in a T-80 and couldn't even close the hatch because my head stuck out the top, even though I wasn't even wearing a kevlar.

Petting Zoo?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost

iyaayas01 posted:

Petting Zoo?

Yeah.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

rossmum posted:

Soviet weaponry in general seemed pretty low-tech in comparison, but could still do a lot of the same things. The US has a big thing for poo poo like fly-by-wire and computer displays... the MiG-29s everyone swoons over? Mechanical controls and analogue gauges. WWII technology, and yet still one of the most agile fighters ever built. Russian design philosophy always seems to favour getting something done as cheaply and simply as possible, while the US will go with more complex solutions.

Newer stuff is catching up, but the interior of the Typhoon is pretty typical considering it's 30 years old now and 10-15 of those years were spent struggling to even keep the sailors fed, let alone upgrade the boats. I'm actually surprised they managed to keep them afloat during the 90s.

The Soviets never had a SSBN with reasonable survivability against American SSNs, and once American land-based passive sonars came online, they had no ability to hide. The Typhoon is no exception; in order to make up for its lack of stealth it was designed to be able to fire on the US from waters in the Artic Ocean and Barents Sea, where friendly ASW might keep the hostile SSN threat down. Soviet missiles with range adequate for this were enormous, so the boat itself ended up oversized.

Until you get to Delta IV or so, the Soviet SSBNs weren't significantly better than the US 1st-gen boomers deployed in the '60s, while the contemporary Ohio class is a big leap ahead; similarly the Trident D5 noticeably outclasses the Soviet missiles. (I don't know anything about Borei and the Bulava.) This isn't really due to fancy electronics; if you stepped on board an Ohio in the '80s or '90s you'd find the computing equipment hilariously archaic as well. In fact, the Soviet boats were acknowledged to be have more advanced automation than US ships, a necessary cost of their less trained and trusted crews. On the other hand, the Ohios had the benefit of significant engineering for usability and ease of maintenance that the Russians seemed to blow off (just look in the Typhoon video of how much hassle simply loading food seems to be.) This sounds a lot like the gripes in the thread about the poor ergonomics of the MiG-29.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:
I would really not be surprised if "ergonomics" as a word didn't even exist in Soviet military parlance.

On the other hand, it does manifest itself in weird ways. For all the gripes about the MiG-29's cockpit and controls, the engines were easy as gently caress to replace owing to the fact they were basically just hanging underneath, as opposed to western designs where they tend to be doing insane things like "being buried inside the fuselage or wing roots". In fact, I would say about the only time a single iota of thought was given to the guys that had to operate this stuff was when it came to fixing something broken. No point having something flashy if your conscripts don't know which way up it goes! Similar deal with the AK... from a strictly ergonomics standpoint its controls are terrible, especially the safety, but it strips easily. Same with the 91/30, a pig to handle compared to its contemporaries, but stupidly easy to take apart. I'm not as well versed in subs specifically so I don't know how easy it would be to repair damaged systems on Soviet ones vs. American ones, but in terms of aviation and small arms, they seem to have designed them almost around maintenance rather than operation.

AstuteCat
May 4, 2007

rossmum posted:

...they seem to have designed them almost around maintenance rather than operation.

Agreed - that, and mass-production.

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Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
Didnt they do conscripts with 2 year service times and have a very poor NCO community?
So ive always assumed their equipment was designed to be operated by a retard with decent results, while western equipment is intended for well trained and skilled crews doing constant maintenence.

Some anecdote in my head comes to mind of some middle eastern commanders complaining that american equipment was too fragile, when in reality they were used to soviet equipment and so just left the fancy toys outside in the rain, crewed them with men whove never turned a wrench or ran a wire in their lives, and yeah, the higher tech stuff would fail pretty fast in that situation.

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