KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

*rrrrrrrring*

...drat salami!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 00:07

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# ? May 14, 2024 15:46

Valhalska: May 3, 2007; Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

Will somebody answer that drat phone!?

# ? Aug 1, 2012 00:16

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Billy Zane posted:

I've heard you are, uh, how you say, Communista simpatico, eh?

Muy simpatico. Muy, muy, muy!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 00:28

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Sausages... is this your diet?

They're not mine Mr. Mandelbaum

# ? Aug 1, 2012 01:06

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

What is that bubbling sound.. are you makin' your tomato sauce?

Yeah, hot and spicey. :dance:

You're not wearing a shirt are you??

Yes I am! :colbert:

What color is it??

... damnit. :argh:

# ? Aug 1, 2012 01:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Riven posted:

Such a good episode. And that's just the C plot!

"What did you say to him?"
"Nothing, it's just gibberish."

# ? Aug 1, 2012 01:56

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

"Why can't you use your oven?"

"I'm baking a pie."

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:02

Electromax: May 6, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

Sausages... is this your diet?

They're not mine Mr. Mandelbaum

You think that YOU are the number one dad?

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:26

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

Can anyone remember which episode has "Assman" in it? I think I'd like to watch it tomorrow, but I can't remember which one it is. Thanks for any help with that

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:31

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Electromax posted:

You think that YOU are the number one dad?

Oh I see, you put me out of commission so that he can come along and take the number one spot.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:32

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

McDragon posted:

Can anyone remember which episode has "Assman" in it? I think I'd like to watch it tomorrow, but I can't remember which one it is. Thanks for any help with that

The Fusilli Jerry, Google is a hell of a thing.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:33

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

Should have thought of that. Thanks for telling me even though I really should have looked it up myself.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:35

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

I thought you were watching a video!

Yeah, an instructional video about how to make sausages!

(for the full effect put this on: http://youtu.be/s-R3GTzZU14?t=20s)

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Coffee And Pie posted:

The Fusilli Jerry, Google is a hell of a thing.

In high school I had a video project, and one of my initial ideas for it was that episode, only in space. :3:

# ? Aug 1, 2012 02:47

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Iron Crowned posted:

In high school I had a video project, and one of my initial ideas for it was that episode, only in space.

Shouldn't he say "badbye"? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?

Does he live underwater?

Is he black?

# ? Aug 1, 2012 03:40

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Skrill.exe posted:

Maybe under communism we could bridge these ethnic and cultural gaps that plague our society.

HEY, THIS GUY'S A COMMIE!

potee posted:

(for the full effect put this on: http://youtu.be/s-R3GTzZU14?t=20s)

For once, Youtube comments aren't all bad:

quote:

Sausage music.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 04:32

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 08:24

Leyburn: Aug 31, 2001

potee posted:

Yeah, an instructional video about how to make sausages!

I love how Richards, of all people, couldn't deliver that line with a straight face.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 12:57

LARRY JEW: Jan 7, 2010; Mopey Dick

I was just watching The Letter last night and upon seeing this again

I remembered that my friends parents had that hanging up in their fireplace about 10 years ago. Considering the family it's probably the least weirdest thing ever done.

How many of you actually own this framed beauty and have your walls graced with this man who transcends time and space?

# ? Aug 1, 2012 13:50

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

There's a restaurant near my place which has it up on the wall as soon as you walk in the door, its the first thing you see!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:10

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

thepokey posted:

There's a restaurant near my place which has it up on the wall as soon as you walk in the door, its the first thing you see!

Like a punch in the face!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:13

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Like a punch in the face!

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:41

GigaPeon: Apr 29, 2003; Go, man, go!

potee posted:

I thought you were watching a video!

Yeah, an instructional video about how to make sausages!

(for the full effect put this on: http://youtu.be/s-R3GTzZU14?t=20s)

And then I did this: http://sausageseinfeld.ytmnd.com/

# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:55

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to google the term "assman."

# ? Aug 1, 2012 20:00

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Mike Tysons CARFAX posted:

How many of you actually own this framed beauty and have your walls graced with this man who transcends time and space?

I have a poster of it hanging in my room.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 21:48

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

bravesword posted:

I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to google the term "assman."

I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife!
...
You think I don't know, Assman?!

# ? Aug 1, 2012 22:11

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Mike Tysons CARFAX posted:

I was just watching The Letter last night and upon seeing this again

I remembered that my friends parents had that hanging up in their fireplace about 10 years ago. Considering the family it's probably the least weirdest thing ever done.

How many of you actually own this framed beauty and have your walls graced with this man who transcends time and space?

I've seen it on a few shirts, often on people who wouldn't appear at first glance to be Seinfeld fans.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 22:32

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I need to find the right frame, but then I'm throwing up my Kramer either in my bedroom or above my tv.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 22:35

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

safety dan posted:

I need to find the right frame, but then I'm throwing up my Kramer either in my bedroom or above my tv.

Not above the fireplace or mantlepiece?

# ? Aug 1, 2012 23:09

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

neoboman posted:

I've seen it on a few shirts, often on people who wouldn't appear at first glance to be Seinfeld fans.

I used to have one of those shirts, sadly I don't know what happened to it.

# ? Aug 1, 2012 23:18

Wotan: Aug 15, 2009; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

You know who I saw down at the health club? Salman Rushdie.

# ? Aug 2, 2012 00:11

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

jojoinnit posted:

Not above the fireplace or mantlepiece?

Oh, well a mantel's a whole different story.

# ? Aug 2, 2012 00:26

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

Obviously the picture of Kramer is amazing and needs to be on everyone's wall, but people tend to forget how great George's sexy seduction picture is. I would absolutely want that one above my fireplace.

# ? Aug 2, 2012 00:30

Riven: Apr 22, 2002

Jingleheimer posted:

Obviously the picture of Kramer is amazing and needs to be on everyone's wall, but people tend to forget how great George's sexy seduction picture is. I would absolutely want that one above my fireplace.

My wife got super drunk at a college Halloween party and there's a picture of her making a sexy face and molesting that George picture. She has no memory of the incident. It's one of my favorite pictures.

# ? Aug 2, 2012 00:57

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Jingleheimer posted:

Obviously the picture of Kramer is amazing and needs to be on everyone's wall, but people tend to forget how great George's sexy seduction picture is. I would absolutely want that one above my fireplace.

The multiple "OH MY GOD"s in that episode crack me up every time.

# ? Aug 2, 2012 01:09

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Mike Tysons CARFAX posted:

I was just watching The Letter last night and upon seeing this again

I remembered that my friends parents had that hanging up in their fireplace about 10 years ago. Considering the family it's probably the least weirdest thing ever done.

How many of you actually own this framed beauty and have your walls graced with this man who transcends time and space?

I do