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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
How much do you want to bet that she stuffs her bra with the chicken cutlet looking inserts?

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chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Well, she's got veal cutlets in her panties so....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8scOIteFjg

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Haha wow, the HS site has crashed every time they do a replay because of that girl's tits according to the show. It won't load right now either.

liz con queso
Feb 1, 2008

juguete sin queso
I loved the interview with Kelsey yesterday - Ronnie's comments and Fred's impersonations of Ronnie absolutely killed me. I was out hiking all by myself and cracking up in the woods. Especially when they would ask her if she still planned on doing it, and she would say yes, and the whole crew went OHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!

I'm so glad she decided not to get the reduction. The strong reaction Robin had to seeing her breasts and beating into Kelsey's head that she had to get surgery to have hers look the same way was awesome.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
What is Tim in charge of, exactly? Other than making GBS threads all over the bathroom that is.

There is hardly any original programming -- and it sounds like Gary is super involved in much of that too. I know he "runs the channel" but what does that entail? He seems a bit superfluous.

I think he is pretty despicable for making GBS threads all over the place like that and not cleaning it up. He seems like a huge phony and to be honest, I never really paid him any mind pre-Shitgate other than to think he seemed really vapid.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
He seems like your typical rich white guy that shouldn't have a job, but does.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
exactly. Tim is just more useless management scum that recites bumper sticker management assholefuck phrases.

He is worthless and should only served to be mocked. I loving hate management people.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
How about the poo poo show?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Kelly posted:

What is Tim in charge of, exactly? Other than making GBS threads all over the bathroom that is.

There is hardly any original programming -- and it sounds like Gary is super involved in much of that too. I know he "runs the channel" but what does that entail? He seems a bit superfluous.

I think he is pretty despicable for making GBS threads all over the place like that and not cleaning it up. He seems like a huge phony and to be honest, I never really paid him any mind pre-Shitgate other than to think he seemed really vapid.

Tim is Ronnie, if Ronnie had the self-control to make it into an upper management job.
Minus the prostitute thing.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The comparative scale of usefulness

     Tim                                             Ronnie
[1---*-----------------------------------*-----------------------10]



  Ronnie                                                                   Those pasta strainer potlid things you see on infomercials
[1--*---------------------------------------------------------*--10]

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
They were created by man we can solve em by man

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

I love it when Tim talks about his vision for programming, and throws in a bunch of buzzwords.

All I can think of he is that he writes a check to Riley Martin.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
At least Tim isn't as bad as Ross Zapin. I wish that guy got thrown into a blender.

Chicago Death Rate
Jul 23, 2001

by Ralp
Lisa G is dead serious about getting railed by Ronnie and I don't know why they don't push it harder to make it happen for the story that would come. Howard should be paying for everything just to make it happen.

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
I tryed watching Americas got Talent because of Stern and the show is even shittier than all the other talent shows

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wasco Jr. posted:

I tryed watching Americas got Talent because of Stern and the show is even shittier than all the other talent shows

A talent show without Jaye P. Morgan isn't worth being televised. :colbert:

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Sean_Miller posted:

Lisa G is dead serious about getting railed by Ronnie and I don't know why they don't push it harder to make it happen for the story that would come. Howard should be paying for everything just to make it happen.

Lisa G is fake, and this whole "I'd do Ronnie" thing is just a grab for attention.
I've gotten to the point where I can't stand her, or the fact that Howard never rips on her the way he does everyone else.
If Benjy or Gary had put together a website as HAAAARRIBLE as Lisa's we'd never hear the end of it.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Manifest posted:

Lisa G is fake, and this whole "I'd do Ronnie" thing is just a grab for attention.
I've gotten to the point where I can't stand her, or the fact that Howard never rips on her the way he does everyone else.
If Benjy or Gary had put together a website as HAAAARRIBLE as Lisa's we'd never hear the end of it.

Howard never rips into female staff like he does with the guys.

Last night I was having dinner with my family and my grandmother of all people said that she enjoyed Howard on AGT, I was floored since she is pretty WASPy. Then my dad chimed in that Howard also had a guy on to fart in a pornstars face for plugs. He was making a face and I kept laughing and he ended up cracking a smirk.

Also my dad never misses an opportunity to fart in front of us.

Finklemeyer
Oct 29, 2004
Pants?

chiz posted:

Howard never rips into female staff like he does with the guys.

Then my dad chimed in that Howard also had a guy on to fart in a pornstars face for plugs. He was making a face and I kept laughing and he ended up cracking a smirk.


Or their mom's face for not being able to spell "potatoes". I almost drove off the road listening to that last night.

Twitter: @greghauenstein
Website/blog: greghauenstein.com

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I felt bad for Will's mom... she couldn't answer ANYTHING.

It felt like Howard kept trying to find easier and easier questions for her, and was getting frustrated.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Was anyone else surprised when Howard was talking about the potential panels at Howard-Con, and when he said they could have one of people who have left the show he included Artie on the list of potential attendees?

Also, Howard-Con? Add that to the long list of ideas he's had that are never going to happen.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

An OLD idea. They have been joking on and off about Howard-Con for years.

They even did the exact same "let's name really obscure peripheral Stern show people to dress up as at the Con" bit about 4 years ago.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I'd only go to Howard-Con if Wolfie was at a booth and I could ask him stupid questions.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

An OLD idea. They have been joking on and off about Howard-Con for years.

They even did the exact same "let's name really obscure peripheral Stern show people to dress up as at the Con" bit about 4 years ago.

I believe it happened as a result of Darth Nihilus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xikvfx65u9A

Highlight:

Artie posted:

Are you fuckin' out of your mind, challenging Darth Nihilus to a fight?

prefect fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Aug 3, 2012

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

AxeManiac posted:

I'd only go to Howard-Con if Wolfie was at a booth and I could ask him stupid questions.

Same, but just to John Leiberman.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

AxeManiac posted:

I'd only go to Howard-Con if Wolfie was at a booth and I could ask him stupid questions.

I can't stand Wolfie. He's entirely too antagonistic to the people he interviews. It's much funnier when the interviewer acts clueless.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Brocktoon posted:

I can't stand Wolfie. He's entirely too antagonistic to the people he interviews. It's much funnier when the interviewer acts clueless.

The best is when you just let the people hang themselves, Wolfie just bust in like "Hey virgin, you live with your parents, why do you suck so much".

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

AxeManiac posted:

The best is when you just let the people hang themselves, Wolfie just bust in like "Hey virgin, you live with your parents, why do you suck so much".

That's one of the reasons the Brony interviews were a success. He just let them drop their own embarrassing lingo, and then was like "What's clopping? What's fapping?"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Bronies now have a self imposed ban on talking to all media.

http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/08/jerry-springer-bronies/

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

Bronies now have a self imposed ban on talking to all media.

http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/08/jerry-springer-bronies/

I was interviewing cosplayers at Comic Con and got that line a lot, "Sorry, we have been burned by interviewers before". I don't usually get mean with my interviews unless somebody is a loving nut ball.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I would so totally go to HowardCon, if only just to heckle Benjy and Lisa G.

Slightly off-topic, but I would also love to attend a real convention-type GoonCon, with panels on How Not To Get Banned, FYAD For Beginners, etc. Attending panel featuring "this sucks", Tape Speed, and the lactating sperm-bottle guy would be beyond awesome.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

jimma posted:

I would so totally go to HowardCon, if only just to heckle Benjy and Lisa G.

Slightly off-topic, but I would also love to attend a real convention-type GoonCon, with panels on How Not To Get Banned, FYAD For Beginners, etc. Attending panel featuring "this sucks", Tape Speed, and the lactating sperm-bottle guy would be beyond awesome.

We used to have honest goon cons, but then I think the self loathing nature of the site turned them into wait and mock goons while also still being a goon cons and the got too bitter and hateful to be fun.

You should look into meeting up with goons at existing conventions, we do it all the time for E3 and Comic Con and the like. I actually first met Lowtax at a comic con after being a moderator for a few years.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

jimma posted:

I would so totally go to HowardCon, if only just to heckle Benjy and Lisa G.

Slightly off-topic, but I would also love to attend a real convention-type GoonCon, with panels on How Not To Get Banned, FYAD For Beginners, etc. Attending panel featuring "this sucks", Tape Speed, and the lactating sperm-bottle guy would be beyond awesome.

The FYAD people would never go along with that. i don't think they want the barrier to entry to get any lower. :smith:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Didn't Chris Cornell do an acoustic version of "The Day I Tried To Live" on Stern once, or am I mis-remembering? I couldn't find it on YouTube.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
HA, just caught Artie on "Louie" he was a truck driver. I hope Louie gives him more work, love that show, love those guys.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

chiz posted:

HA, just caught Artie on "Louie" he was a truck driver. I hope Louie gives him more work, love that show, love those guys.

Artie just has this way of bringing something out in you. Of all the awesome cameos that I've been surprised by in my life, until I saw that last night my reaction has never been to yell the person's name and clap.

I just involuntarily went "ART-AYYY!" alone in my living room.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

chiz posted:

HA, just caught Artie on "Louie" he was a truck driver. I hope Louie gives him more work, love that show, love those guys.

The Artie cameo was totally unexpected and made good episode even better.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Too bad he's got two years to live.
Tops.
In fact I'd bet vegas odds that he doesn't survive to the end of Howard's contract.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manifest posted:

Too bad he's got two years to live.
Tops.
In fact I'd bet vegas odds that he doesn't survive to the end of Howard's contract.

Thanks ba ba bad news.

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

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