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SPIDERS POST DIGGER
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 19:38 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:if software is easy why do you have to go to college for it if only i didn't have a poo poo gpa/the ridiculous amount of money necessary to go back to college gently caress loans
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 19:48 |
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socracheese just a small piece of advice for you, if you don't want your fuckups being used to belittle you maybe you shouldn't post them also maybe keep your opinions on math to yourself as well
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 21:25 |
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Zizzyx posted:socracheese just a small piece of advice for you, if you don't want your fuckups being used to belittle you maybe you shouldn't post them or at least be humble
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 21:26 |
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always gently caress up humbly
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 21:29 |
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always gently caress up so big that you get promoted because of it
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 21:56 |
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resume generating event
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 21:56 |
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vapid cutlery posted:the worst part of programming is developing software yea
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 22:10 |
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the worst part of sex is developing a boner
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 22:11 |
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i was working on something where calculating a convex hull of some stuff would of been kind of usefull but i decided i didnt care enough to spend time on it and noone else noticed
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 23:28 |
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Panic! At The cisco posted:i was working on something where calculating a convex hull of some stuff would of been kind of usefull but i decided i didnt care enough to spend time on it and noone else noticed use computational geometry in c
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 23:30 |
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nah
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# ? Aug 7, 2012 23:33 |
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Panic! At The cisco posted:i was working on something where calculating a convex hull of some stuff would of been kind of usefull but i decided i didnt care enough to spend time on it and noone else noticed -- Your friendly local nuclear power monitoring agency
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 00:54 |
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Panic! At The cisco posted:i was working on something where calculating a convex hull of some stuff would of been kind of usefull but i decided i didnt care enough to spend time on it and noone else noticed there's an app for that
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 00:57 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 00:58 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 01:00 |
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trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang?
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 02:53 |
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detroit posted:trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang? learn http
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 03:17 |
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detroit posted:trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang? yeah id say php is pretty great for that maybe some lua on the side if you need a backend id say javascript maybe cakescript
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 03:18 |
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build it with slashcode
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:00 |
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detroit posted:trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang? erlang is entirely the wrong tool learn html
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:06 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:sorry kid, it's true, every single person that i respect as a programmer will readily admit the human race is writing poo poo software at this stage of the game that doesn't mean everyone is a bad programmer, you do the best with what you've got
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:34 |
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detroit posted:trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang? you'll have to write your own haskell -> coffeescript -> javascript compiler, but that's par for the course
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:49 |
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detroit posted:trying to make a website should i learn python or erlang? learn php i guarantee you whatever you want to do will be easier than in python
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:51 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:erlang is entirely the wrong tool html programmers are always in high demand. good thing to put on your resumé imo
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 06:27 |
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learn http and make a rest api. provide html, json and xml from each endpoint
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 06:30 |
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Write your whole website in JavaScript and you can port it easily to windows 8 style ui apps
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 12:07 |
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Zarithas posted:haskell is a prerequisite for any kind of web programming nowadays Listen to this wisdom. Everyone else is making jokes at your expense.
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 12:31 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:learn php i guarantee you whatever you want to do will be easier than in python unless it involves writing non-white-power software that supports unicode
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 13:15 |
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but yeah, assuming you don't have to do database stuff, user authentication, management, and all you're doing is writing a bunch of html templates in ascii or latin-1. then, yeah php is pretty easy. it's probably the easiest way to write a cgi-bin script.
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 13:19 |
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tef posted:but yeah, assuming you don't have to do database stuff, user authentication, management, php is really good at that stuff though
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 14:23 |
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tef posted:unless it involves writing non-white-power software that supports unicode that's racist there's plenty of white people with funky characters in their alphabets
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 15:56 |
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MononcQc posted:that's racist there's plenty of white people with funky characters in their alphabets No, thats just disturbingly ignorant.
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 16:56 |
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there are 256 characters. the others are pretend. unicode is a fake idea.
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:07 |
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JPL Institutional Coding Standard for the C Programming Language
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:19 |
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If you need explicit coding standards then your development team consists of either idiots or prima donnas, congrats (it is very hard to find programmers who aren't one of the two, i'm a huge prima donna myself )
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:48 |
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no, they just have to do things the Right way. you don't get a second shot in that line of work that being said, if you had real competition they'd eat you alive shipping crap and iterating on it
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:50 |
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adaz posted:There are 31 separate rules but a few major ones. I'll briefly go over the ones I understand.
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:52 |
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ok yeah my bad. Safety critical stuff does need a lot of process. I thought it was going to be dumb crap like "identifiers should Look_Incredibly_Ugly (xzqvATALLTIMES);" Sapozhnik fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 8, 2012 |
# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:53 |
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Mr Dog posted:If you need explicit coding standards then your development team consists of either idiots or prima donnas, congrats the code clarity rules are basically: "dont do all those stupid loving obfuscation hacks they taught you in that 'functional'/p-language"
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# ? Aug 8, 2012 17:58 |