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PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's goatse. Google it.

no don't

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Let him learn. Let him learn the price of his naivete. And let him never make the same mistake again.

Lysdexique
Sep 12, 2010

Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

Call Now posted:

What is :goatsecx:? Is it supposed to be an rear end?

The most adorable post. :allears:

What's :rudebox: about anyways? I googled it and it's an album from Robbie Williams, why is it a smilie?

Lysdexique has a new favorite as of 20:17 on Aug 8, 2012

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's goatse. Google it.

Holy poo poo :stare: How is this even physically possible?

e: He's got a ring on his finger, how does a guy like that get married?

DerbyTime!!!
Dec 17, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Call Now posted:

Holy poo poo :stare: How is this even physically possible?

e: He's got a ring on his finger, how does a guy like that get married?

Just what exactly IS that man doing to his anus, anyway :gonk:

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
How have this many people not seen one of the best original shock sites? It's confusing to say the least.


Did they just get internet?

The best goatse is the Adam Savage one that may or may not exist.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Call Now posted:

Holy poo poo :stare: How is this even physically possible?

e: He's got a ring on his finger, how does a guy like that get married?

Oh my god you were serious.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

There are people who haven't heard of Goatse on Something Awful?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Call Now posted:

Holy poo poo :stare: How is this even physically possible?

e: He's got a ring on his finger, how does a guy like that get married?

Don't worry, eventually you'll come to see that picture like an old friend, gently smiling every time you are reunited. In that instant you will become a goon.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

MichiganCubbie posted:

There are people who haven't heard of Goatse on Something Awful?

We are losing touch with our past. Soon goatse will be but a children's fable told to frighten little boys and girls.

"Remember to eat your veggies, Timothy, or the goatse fairies will come into your room at night and stretch your anus!"

no mommy no i don't want my anus stretched nooooo

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
For heaven's sake, there's even someone selling Goatse Mugs in SA-Mart. Goatse is an ancient, festering evil, pre-dating Something Awful by at least a year (since it's in the video game Unreal).

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Splizwarf posted:

For heaven's sake, there's even someone selling Goatse Mugs in SA-Mart. Goatse is an ancient, festering evil, pre-dating Something Awful by at least a year (since it's in the video game Unreal).

it goes back to at least 1999. You never forget your first goatse.

Nobody tell him about tubgirl or meatspin.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Ahahaha, this just happened.

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

ThatPazuzu posted:

Don't worry, eventually you'll come to see that picture like an old friend, gently smiling every time you are reunited. In that instant you will become a goon.

Yeah I stopped being shocked/mad a long time ago. "oh hey goatse guy! what's up man long time no see"

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Hey, those lemon party guys aren't actually a real political party. Thanks assholes.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

Yeah I stopped being shocked/mad a long time ago. "oh hey goatse guy! what's up man long time no see"
My response is always a quick wince, and then a quick chuckle while I shake my head like a sitcom dad saying "you crazy kids."

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Category Fun! posted:

SMG owns at explaining why films are bad so hard that the only rebuttal is to post in this thread about how SMG is a "Marxist pseudo-intellectual".
You just need to turn off your brain, man. It's like hamburgers or some poo poo.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Call Now posted:

Holy poo poo :stare: How is this even physically possible?

e: He's got a ring on his finger, how does a guy like that get married?

I like how everyone notices the famous ring, its the true calling card of the goatse man.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Lysdexique posted:

The most adorable post. :allears:

What's :rudebox: about anyways? I googled it and it's an album from Robbie Williams, why is it a smilie?

One of the worst songs and videos ever made. Behold!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5PgV0BQYU

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

toby HD posted:

How the hell did it turn into tourettes

I bought some Nice! almonds or something, and every time I'd see the label, I'd say Nice! without thinking about it. I mentioned this in the mod forum and it snowballed into a running joke with avatars and the YOSPOS Nice! button and everything.

That's how it was explained to me. Don't blame the messenger.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Can anyone explain the story behind :ducksiren:?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Cloud Potato posted:

Can anyone explain the story behind :ducksiren:?

It's an enemy duck from Mother 3, animated to look like a siren.
I'm guessing it's some dumb LP injoke.

Fudge Handsome
Jan 29, 2011

Shall we do it?

Calaveron posted:

It's an enemy duck from Mother 3, animated to look like a siren.
I'm guessing it's some dumb LP injoke.

There's actually nothing more in-jokey to it than that. The Mad Duck is an iconic Earthbound enemy because of how pitifully weak and goofy-looking it is. Someone took the picture and made it shake its head like that one famous bird. Then someone did the siren-eyes thing for laughs. That's all there is to it.

Outer Science
Dec 21, 2008

Daisangen

S-Alpha posted:

It's a fighting game thing. The club is a reference to this video:

So, with that in mind, when the release of Marvel vs Capcom 3 was coming up, people started making club avatars for characters they were interested in maining, with the comment usually being an in-character statement about clubbing. And it got a decent amount of people on the bandwagon, considering.

Random question, but do you have a link to the blank club gif?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

toby HD posted:

I don't understand how your question is possible.

We're all old men now.

Handsome Dead
May 21, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Not knowing what Goatse is is more hosed up than knowing what Goatse is.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


I knew what goatse was.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
loving :regd12:

EDIT: Wait, why isn't there a regd12 yet?

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

crazylakerfan posted:

loving :regd12:

EDIT: Wait, why isn't there a regd12 yet?

What does regd12 look like? RegDR?

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Anatharon posted:

What does regd12 look like? RegDR?

I figured it'd totally have something to do with these guys, but I've got nothing and I don't really see how you could work it out really.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Boat posted:

I figured it'd totally have something to do with these guys, but I've got nothing and I don't really see how you could work it out really.



I mean, we have :regd10:, it wouldn't be much of a stretch. I always wondered what REGDIZ would be, I read the 12 as an IZ.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



goddamnedtwisto posted:

Splizwarf posted:

For heaven's sake, there's even someone selling Goatse Mugs in SA-Mart. Goatse is an ancient, festering evil, pre-dating Something Awful by at least a year (since it's in the video game Unreal).

it goes back to at least 1999. You never forget your first goatse.

Nobody tell him about tubgirl or meatspin.

Something Awful goes back to 1999 :ssh:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MichiganCubbie posted:

There are people who haven't heard of Goatse on Something Awful?

My dad even made a Goatse joke the other day. Come on dude.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Pick posted:

My dad even made a Goatse joke the other day. Come on dude.

The coolest dad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I actually goatse'd a goon. My life from here on is anticlimax.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
You know tub girl is/was also a thing. Ah the good old times.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
For the record, I've seen some mentions it, like a graph joke or a cloud photoshop, but never the real thing :( That's just terrible.

Yeah Bro
Feb 4, 2012

Call Now posted:

For the record, I've seen some mentions it, like a graph joke or a cloud photoshop, but never the real thing :( That's just terrible.

Murder, war, disease and famine are all terrible things. A man stretching his anus is just somewhat unsettling.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I am at the point in my life where clicking on a link to Goatse is like a chance encounter with an old friend. You'll be there someday soon, Call Now.

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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
The real pros have seen the rest of that photo set. And the gif.

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