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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Deacon Blackfire Batman: The Cult #4 (November 1988) Killed by his own army of homeless people

OBAMA

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jonny 290 posted:

Deacon Blackfire Batman: The Cult #4 (November 1988) Killed by his own army of homeless people

OBAMA

well thats the risk you take when you organize the homeless into an army


thats why i prefer my army of loyal prostitutes

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

haljordan posted:


thats why i prefer my army of loyal prostitutes

SONOFABITCHBASTARD!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Bruce Wayne Static

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

well thats the risk you take when you organize the homeless into an army


thats why i prefer my army of loyal prostitutes

health care professionals :colbert:

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Silver Alicorn posted:

Bruce Wayne Static

I remember when that was brought up because of this

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
so this exists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_side_hug

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

got dat wmd posted:

all comics are poo poo grow the gently caress up and please work out

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
batman's shameful secret still exits

code:
BSS Action Figure Megathread VIII - Mint Condition Only! 
Pages: 1234567... Last

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


i worked at a bible camp one summer and we had like, a unit during staff training on appropriate hugging

none were as lame as that one though. seriously wtf

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i worked at a bible camp one summer and we had like, a unit during staff training on appropriate hugging

none were as lame as that one though. seriously wtf

heh

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw
christians are weird

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
comics are kind of like tv

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

seriously? scroll up like, four posts

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Isn't this assholes picture all over Wikipedia? I hate this guy

.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
the thing about that christian side hug is that if someone did that to me i'd be extremely uncomfortable because they're only doing it to avoid the extreme sexual arousal they'd feel if they hugged you normally

mcnealys baby
Nov 3, 2002

ohhh here we go
we are all such beasts as to be unable to contain our sexual arousal from being within 1 foot of another human being, preferably of the opposite sex

mcnealys baby
Nov 3, 2002

ohhh here we go
- literally what some christians think

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

mcnealys baby posted:

we are all such beasts as to be unable to contain our sexual arousal from being within 1 foot of another human being, preferably of the opposite sex

-yospos

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Today's featured article

Recently featured: CenturyLink Field – Peveril Castle – Halo 2

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_diseases

cross posted from the current job status thread


lol sonic diseases:

A rare, incurable, and fatal disease. Shortly after Prof. Gerald Robotnik refused G.U.N.'s request for him to discover the secret to immortality, his granddaughter Maria contracted N.I.D.S., causing Gerald to reconsider and begin Project Shadow. The cure was never found, despite Gerald's success at creating the ultimate life form. Maria later died of a gunshot wound during G.U.N.'s extermination of all involved in the project.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i'm legit trying to find an article with a list of diseases that people claim to have that are not accepted by medical science and wikipedia is failing me

it's literally easier to get a list of diseases from video games

Nice!

found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Ailments_of_unknown_etiology

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
theres probably a wikipedia article for each disease that cant be deleted b/c the spergs defending it think they have all of them.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
In some countries, there is a slight variation of the original rhyme, it reads "circle, circle / dot, dot / now you've got the cootie lock". Note the variation in the final word of the rhyme from "shot" to "lock". The "lock" is deemed official once the child's right thumb and forefinger are touching while interlocking with the left thumb and forefinger from the left hand. The formation often resembles a figure eight. Children acknowledge there is very little that can be done to infect a friend with cooties if he/she has the "cootie lock" effectively in place. There is little explanation that points to why there is this slight, yet important variation within Canadian and American culture.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
Heavy legs (French: jambes lourdes) is an alleged medical condition, described as an "unpleasant sensation of pain and heaviness" in the lower limbs. It is recognised primarily in France, and to a lesser extent elsewhere.
Due to the limited recognition it has received, and because of its proliferation in the media and by the alternative health community, many medical practitioners believe it is a sign of hypochondriasis.
The cause may be venous insufficiency[1] or peripheral arterial disease.[2]
Remedies may include drinking plenty of tea, essential oil massages and walking in the sea;[3] or alternatively sleeping with the legs elevated, wearing compression products like support stockings and possibly taking diuretics.[4]
It was described by BBC reporter Emma Jane Kirby as "a curiously French complaint ... the illness you can only get in health-conscious France."[5]

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cold on a Cob posted:

jambes lourdes


mods namechange pls

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Cold on a Cob posted:

jambes lourdes

is this where you go on a pilgrimage to to have it healed

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Cold on a Cob posted:

"a curiously French complaint ...[5]

"zut alors, not enough garlic. ptui'

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

haljordan posted:

thats why i prefer my army of loyal prostitutes
yeah, dolomite is a great movie

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I love how that list contains fictional diseases that are themselves made up by fictional characters

doubly fictional diseases

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






qirex posted:

yeah, dolomite is a great movie

was referring to dirty work but dolemite is also acceptable

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch


"Sweating sickness"

the gooniest disease

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Shaggar posted:

theres probably a wikipedia article for each disease that cant be deleted b/c the spergs defending it think they have all of them.

probably? you'd have an easier time deleting the article on smallpox than chronic lyme disease

.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
'Dyspraxia' is missing from that list.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

exploding head syndrome is real and is frightening

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

record cutter posted:

exploding head syndrome is real and is frightening

at least it's a quick death

.DAT Azz
Jan 8, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

record cutter posted:

exploding head syndrome is real and is frightening

same, but only over one night it'd be loving awful if you ever had that recurring

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay
my favourite made-up disease is Fibromyalgia
interesting how mostly women "get" it

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buttcoin smuggler
Jun 25, 2011
I have morgellons

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