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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Russian drivers are a neverending source of youtube comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHUVwc_W0JQ

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Collateral Damage posted:

Russian drivers are a neverending source of youtube comedy.

And from the related videos (turn down your volume):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYB1ldh7BM

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006


I know VW owns both Porsche and Lamborghini but do they have to share everything?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Geared Hub posted:

Must be a rental because I can't imagine any Ferrari owner would give a poo poo about a parking ticket, especially one worth risking a beatdown by NYPD.

:stare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74

I'm not jealous of people with money, but when you become so detached from reality that you think jumping in your Ferrari and driving away from the police will have no repercussions, maybe you deserve to get some sense knocked into you.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
How is it in your Just World? :allears:

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Phone posted:

How is it in your Just World? :allears:

If you're going to try to lay some sick, smug ~*burns*~ down, try to make them a little more relevant to what I'm saying.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

meatpimp posted:

And from the related videos (turn down your volume):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYB1ldh7BM

That dudes wife or GF is one stuck up bitch.

\/ Think you got your videos confused mate.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Aug 6, 2012

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Preoptopus posted:

That dudes wife or GF is one stuck up bitch.

I think it goes with the territory. If you're dating / married to someone who would run over a cop to get out of a ticket. You have to be hosed up.

That being said I know a few down to earth Ferrari owners. The dealers I've interacted with have been twats. Then again, I wouldn't consider buying a Ferrari anyway. I've heard all the stories and been involved in a couple myself. On top of that, one of them was not allowed to order a new 458 because he didn't have more than $100k in options on it. White people problems.

I imagine If I went in to buy a Ferrari it'd go something like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHw5hnCYoXM

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Preoptopus posted:

That dudes wife or GF is one stuck up bitch.

\/ Think you got your videos confused mate.

Might help if you know, you provided some context for what they're saying in Russian.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

kimbo305 posted:

Might help if you know, you provided some context for what they're saying in Russian.

All that's really important is what she's saying, and it's "scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, (something that sounds like it might be the beginning of a word that then devolves into a)scream, scream, scream".

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
I typed up the translation but it didnt do it justice plus seemed like a giant derail from anything AI. But since I have endless respect for you Kimbo, here it goes.

Basically the entire time they are arguing/debating over a lamp of some sort for the house. Specifically what lamp shape gives more light. Dude wants to buy a regular bowl style light similar to this,
and she complains how the color of the light is too bright and makes her squint her eyes. Then she goes on to bitch about why the windshield is all "spit on and dirty" and that's when he turns on the washer fluid. When he asks if that's better, she goes to say that its from the inside,and its probably "you spitting on it" and then BAM!
Her intonations are what do it the most tho. Stuck up as all mighty gently caress.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Aug 6, 2012

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
So I guess that Citroen lookalike is the hero.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Speaking of Russia...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21d_1344225020

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

kimbo305 posted:

So I guess that Citroen lookalike is the hero.

It's a Lada of some sort, maybe a 110. They're all poo poo so this crash is a win-win for everyone, really. My favorite part though is the "conversation" right after the crash:
-Get out, we're on fire.
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
-Get out, we're on fire.
-Aaaaaaaa!!

Manny
Jun 15, 2001

Like fruitcake!

thecobra posted:

Youtube always knows just what I want to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEYeMpeRQF0

The second clip is pretty epic.

Just a warning to anyone clicking through to the 'Part 2' of this video - there's a bit where a motorbike meets a truck thats distinctly :nms: - this definitely isn't a series which ends "And they all walked away!"

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
As an extension of the Coulthard F1 video I posted earlier, some guy went to the event that Coulthard was there for this weekend: the Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpcvKWr_FWU

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GybG-ZonSgw

Best dad. Future autocrosser.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

:stonk: How he didn't get run over is just :psyduck: Now where is the video of him getting his rear end kicked by a bunch of angry Russian motorists?


Since we're talking about things that happen on the streets in Russia:


How many cars does this guy hit? I count at least 4 :stare:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Aug 8, 2012

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

Loved the dyno pull.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MrBling posted:

That sound. :staredog:

MrBling posted:

As an extension of the Coulthard F1 video I posted earlier, some guy went to the event that Coulthard was there for this weekend: the Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix.

I used to be of the opinion that F1 cars are technical masterpieces, but a bit dull and too hampered by regulations to be any fun.

Let me tell you that having an F1 car pass by at 260kph less than 2 meters from you is a physical experience. I could literally feel the ground vibrate and the pressure on my eardrums. Absolutely astonishing.

That said, I've mentioned before that I volunteer as a track builder for the Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix, putting in twelve 12-hour days of hard manual work with a tight-knit group of awesome prople, to make it possibly to have 2 days of historic racing in the middle of Copenhagen. The Red Bull people were completely unapproachable and aloof and couldn't even spare more than 2 cans of their stuff, despite all the work we put into preparing everything for them.

For ~30 people.

They may have an awesome F1 car (and I hear Coulthard is a pretty chill guy), but gently caress 'em. Next year I want Monster instead, as long as they bring Ken Block and his Fiesta. And more than 2 cans of energy drink.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


This is very much AIs type of thing

http://vimeo.com/46001412

It's a ATV -> Rally car conversion series.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007
My 356 running for the first time in 30 years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2O8XZAMwQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
Congrats!

I had a different Russian video in mind, but it required a lot of translation and explanation. This, on the other hand, does not.
Start here, and note the bike on the right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_CMS3UF3bg&t=81s
then jump to two minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_CMS3UF3bg&t=120s

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
My home country continues to astound me. Im guessing she was a whore and dude didn't want people filming it because his wife might find out. Author got a lot of hate in the comments for posting it when he promised the dude he wouldn't. Author also sounded like a piece of poo poo.

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>
Tom Cruise test drives Red Bull F1 car

http://www.wimp.com/testdrives/

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Sirveaux posted:

Tom Cruise test drives Red Bull F1 car

http://www.wimp.com/testdrives/

Pretty cool...seems like he's a fairly competent driver.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

real_scud posted:

Holy jesus those were insane and pretty much confirmed that if I ever go to Russia I'll never, ever get in any sort of motor vehicle.

I also love the very last clip

I love how so many people have dashboard cameras running. "Oh look, another Lada in a tree. I wonder if the store still has my favorite cookies on sale..."

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.

Sirveaux posted:

Tom Cruise test drives Red Bull F1 car

http://www.wimp.com/testdrives/

This, Mission Impossible 1, and Collateral are why I'll never be able to truly hate Tom Cruse.

Also, off the throttle shifting down, wide open shifting up? I had no idea. Does it blip for you, or does the engine just eat all the torque?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

angryhampster posted:

Pretty cool...seems like he's a fairly competent driver.

He is. He's a crazy dude, and one of those actors that really gets into his roles. When he made Days of Thunder he fell in love with auto racing, and went to some driving schools to prepare for the role. I'm pretty sure after that he did a few races of his own, IIRC. You can tell he knows a bit when he's talking to Coulthard at the start.

Dude loves race cars.

Also holy gently caress did Coulthard age badly.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Aug 10, 2012

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Awesome dude, show it off more!

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

teh jhey posted:

This, Mission Impossible 1, and Collateral are why I'll never be able to truly hate Tom Cruse.

Also, off the throttle shifting down, wide open shifting up? I had no idea. Does it blip for you, or does the engine just eat all the torque?

The bike chase scenes in M:I2 are pretty good too.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
If you guys love seeing russians showing off their driving "talents" then you will love this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/user/CarCrash2012/videos

There's some American and Asian (Japana/PRC) driving in there too but it's mostly Russians. Get ready to hear блядь a lot.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Aug 10, 2012

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

VikingSkull posted:

He is. He's a crazy dude, and one of those actors that really gets into his roles. When he made Days of Thunder he fell in love with auto racing, and went to some driving schools to prepare for the role. I'm pretty sure after that he did a few races of his own, IIRC. You can tell he knows a bit when he's talking to Coulthard at the start.


Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUbuyLjuzqs

I remember hearing somewhere that he's actually a terrible driver. I mean, he was awesome, but he wrecked more than he finished because he would just push too hard.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUbuyLjuzqs

I remember hearing somewhere that he's actually a terrible driver. I mean, he was awesome, but he wrecked more than he finished because he would just push too hard.

Ok that's right, now I remember how the story went. After Newman got him into racing, he did a little as a hobby, and that's how he signed on for Days of Thunder. I don't think he does much anymore, though.

He's also really, really into motorcycles.

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I remember hearing somewhere that he's actually a terrible driver. I mean, he was awesome, but he wrecked more than he finished because he would just push too hard.

He did a bananas fast lap on top gear, almost flipped it on Gambon, but then other people came along and went faster but much more smoothly. so that sounds about right

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBw5QREI04M

This is a loud BMW.

Lord Gaga
May 9, 2010

Reminds me of this loud BMW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJH84FnQa8

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Reminds me of this loud BMW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsGTBWmN41s

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA6Lz-s9SE8

Gas? Where we're going, we don't need gas. :science:

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

I have never heard a car squeal like that holy poo poo

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