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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
gently caress conscription, my heart goes out to all those who aren't as privileged as me to be able to skip it because of university.

On another note, this is called a zorrillo, meaning skunk. See that smoke? Teargas. gently caress the police.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I'm fond of the slur "ring knocker" myself. For those unfamiliar, graduates of US service academies have these huge, gaudy Jostens-esque class rings. I've heard varying etymologies, but personally my understanding was that Academy grads could call upon their ol' boys network advantage by knocking their ring against the table to emphasise that they were Academy grads vice nasty plebians who went to State schools and then graduated Officer Candidate School. Completely anecdotal, but I didn't particularly notice Academy grads as being any better or worse officers than anyone else, which is pretty baffling considering they spend four years in a military environment before commissioning. Whereas other officers were either in ROTC and spent a scattering of hours per week doing .mil stuff, or are plain OCS graduates who wore hippy hair and nipple piercings and got drunk through all of college, but then got a wild hair and passed a drat 8-10 week course and got the exact same lieutenants bars as the other schmucks.

Fun fact: class rings got their start at west point and spread as a tradition from there.

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

Bensa
Aug 21, 2007

Loyal 'til the end.

TheFluff posted:

Also, I think drafting might be good for the military, too. I mean, most of the people who are drafted (everyone from academics to electricians) would never consider joining the army under ordinary circumstances, so the talent pool for a drafted army is gigantic. The kind of people who actively want to be soldiers are usually people you probably wouldn't want to be soldiers anyway.

Finland still drafts about 80% of the males in each generation.

The Finnish military does a very bad job of utilizing the skills of conscripts, outside of a few very specific cases you'll just get assigned to general infantry/armor etc. I tried to get a specialist spot but the conscription board told me to apply when I got to the garrison, and on getting there was told I should have applied when I was in front of the conscription board. Most people aren't even aware of the "opportunities" and only see a quick slideshow on the selection day, you have to actively seek out information so it clearly favors gung-ho types.

People volunteer for N/CO training rather than being selected so you still get plenty of sociopaths in leading roles. Most of these guys are under 20 so its always nice for the people who went to get educated first to be bossed around by a spotty peach fuzz faced ego tripping kid, who thinks that after a couple months of being walked through group leader "exercises" and sleeping through "lectures" he's somehow gained the ability to lead people.



This is a sheet used to cover your bunk during the day and for evening inspection it must be folded onto a stool in front of your bed. You have to get the squares lined up and other various insane criteria, this particular example would not be up to par if the NCO felt like being a dick. You'd be forced to redo it and the group, possibly the platoon, would have to wait prior to being dismissed for the night. Someone's no doubt going to say it teaches group cohesion and spirit, but do it with something useful like maintenance. More time is spent on folding these sheets than on actual weapons training, the time that someone will actually guide you not just holding it during an exercise. I particularly enjoyed having to teach other recruits how to use their sights since the N/COs sure as hell weren't checking. But every night while in barracks you'd need to fold that sheet according to guidelines.

If you're going to conscript people for the purpose of national defense you could at least try to make sure the time is spent on training conducive to that goal.


That's Goebbels' villa.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Broken Machine posted:

I was at the supermarket today, and saw the following bottles up on a shelf:



Picked up a bottle of the Riesling, not quite $5 and not a bad wine. I'm just stumped that there is an honest-to-goodness Lucky Duck line of budget wine.

The local Italian grocery store sells...

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546718_10151202260768319_508400592_n.jpg

Made from Organic humans?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Aug 13, 2012

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.
Apparently DDG-78 collided with a Japanese Oil Tanker in the Strait of Hormuz.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Medieval Medic posted:

On another note, this is called a zorrillo, meaning skunk. See that smoke? Teargas. gently caress the police.



Here's some more Skunk pics:
















Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
420 post communist propaganda every day












Remember comrades, by viewing these images you hereby endorse any and all communist parties regardless of location, and/or philosophy.

Urban Space Cowboy
Feb 15, 2009

All these Coyote avatars...they make me nervous...like somebody's pulling a prank on the entire forum! :tinfoil:
...er, yes, and?

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Target's take on unionization.
http://youtu.be/2j3ZNUxqo9M


Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Ugh, I will never understand American hatred of unions.




http://pewresearch.org/pubs/1897/favorability-labor-unions-salary-american-worker-productivity-public-sector

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fluoride Jones posted:

Ugh, I will never understand American hatred of unions.

Well these days unions have been marginalized enough that it's basically the same as American hatred of Dracula and Bigfoot.

Edit:

Bip Roberts fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Aug 13, 2012

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Oh god, that was creepy and nauseating. I had to turn it off only a few minutes in.

I'm working in a unionized grocery store to pay for school. There's so much poo poo my friends who work in similarly menial jobs elsewhere (including Target) have had to put up with that would never fly where I work. Unions own.

There's also this awesome graffiti in the locker room that makes me smile every time I see it:


Both of those big ones have been around for years. People have been updating the manager's name over time.

Eiba fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Aug 13, 2012

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Before, unions were like traffic or something annoying, but an integral part of the world that serves a purpose. Now, with the Tea Party, the very notion that unions should be allowed to exst is anathema.

Edit: crap, Megarule

http://www.keiththompsonart.com/pages/four_horsemen.html

quote:

And I saw when the uniformed man opened one of the files, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four monitors saying "Come and see." I saw, and behold on the screen was a white horse: and he that sat on him had a rifle; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

And when he had opened the second file, I heard the second monitor say, Come and see.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great missile.

And when he had opened the third file, I heard the third monitor say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four screens say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of rice for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the coal.

And when he had opened the fourth file, I heard the voice of the fourth monitor say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and nuclear fire followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with bullet, and with hunger, and with death, and with the infernal machines of man.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Aug 13, 2012

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
This is a big part of the problem:

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

GodlessCommie posted:

In case videos aren't cool, have a crazy political mailing

Nope, nothing new here.


LP97S posted:

That's a very moderate gay couple for this kind of ad.
Um, hello? They're city folk. Just look at 'em.

No-Jokes Feynman
Sep 14, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I yearn for the day where I can scream the lyrics and dance to this song in public. I am a shameful aristocrat, but I want to be in the bar where this song is shouted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NniiRALdKU8
Youtube video of
Strawbs - Part of the Union

Now I'm a union man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think, that the company stinks
Yes I'm a union man

When we meet in the local hall
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout, it's "Out brothers, out!"
And the rise of the factory's fall

Oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Until the day I die

The union has made me wise
To the lies of the company spies
And I don't get fooled by the factory rules
'cause I always read between the lines

And I always get my way
If I strike for higher pay
When I show my card to the Scotland Yard
And this is what I say:

Oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Until the day I die

Before the union did appear
My life was half as clear
Now I've got the power to the working hour
And every other day of the year

So though I'm a working man
I can ruin the government's plan
And though I'm not hard, the sight of my card
Makes me some kind of superman

Oh, oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union



My blue collar friends confuse trade unions for labor unions and think they are the same thing. They think leftists empower trade unions... arg...


loving teachers and firefighters policemen how do they ever help taxpayers, they are like burglars


(If the invisible hand of the free market works, then scabs ought to be able to leave the union and work for lower wages if that is their natural wage :ohdear:)

No-Jokes Feynman fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Aug 13, 2012

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

No-Jokes Feynman posted:

loving teachers and firefighters policemen how do they ever help taxpayers, they are like burglars


Wow, you reach a whole new level of lazy when you need to abbreviate the word 'payer.'

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey, I found a picture of Armyman25:



In other news:


ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



az jan jananam
Sep 6, 2011
HI, I'M HARDCORE SAX HERE TO DROP A NICE JUICY TURD OF A POST FROM UP ON HIGH
Israeli theater company in Tel Aviv puts up poster for play, nobody there knows enough about Arabic to tell them that they spelled "Herzl" backwards.

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Andreas Gursky, Kuwait Stock Exchange, 2007.

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!


Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

Wish I could emptyquote itt




The first one I think i stole from twidder, the second one is to greet the return and mourn hte banning of gold45revolver. I bet he has a SAclopedia entry, you should check it out.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Anime girl aside, why the hell do people blame Gorbachev for the fall of the USSR? He was trying to reform a stagnant, oppressive system into one more fitting the original spirit of marxism. It was this drunk gently caress right here who turned all that into a corrupt cleptocracy.

Mr. Sunshine fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Aug 13, 2012

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Perfection achieved.

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Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Fluoride Jones posted:

Ugh, I will never understand American hatred of unions.

Here's why they've been told to hate them:

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


From the "Citizens AGAINST Barack Obama's Socialist Agenda" Facebook group.

"Obamao"... Haven't seen that before.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Roblo posted:



From the "Citizens AGAINST Barack Obama's Socialist Agenda" Facebook group.

"Obamao"... Haven't seen that before.

When they came for the nuns, I said nothing; For I was not a nun." :negative:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Roblo posted:



From the "Citizens AGAINST Barack Obama's Socialist Agenda" Facebook group.

"Obamao"... Haven't seen that before.

Communist star? Isn't that from The Colbert Report's set?

TFNC
May 8, 2007

^^^^Capitalism^^^^

Roblo posted:



From the "Citizens AGAINST Barack Obama's Socialist Agenda" Facebook group.

"Obamao"... Haven't seen that before.

quote:

Whether it was a question of the right of petition or the tax on wine, freedom of the press or free trade, the clubs or the municipal charter, protection of personal liberty of regulation of the state budget, the watchword constantly recurs, the theme always remains the same, the verdict is ever ready and invariably reads: "Socialism!" Even bourgeois liberalism is declared socialistic, bourgeois enlightenment socialistic, bourgeois financial reform socialistic. It was socialistic to build a railway, where a canal already existed, and it was socialistic to defend oneself with a cane when when one was attacked with a rapier.

really makes u think

Bandanna
Nov 3, 2005

Bulletproof

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Anime girl aside, why the hell do people blame Gorbachev for the fall of the USSR? He was trying to reform a stagnant, oppressive system into one more fitting the original spirit of marxism. It was this drunk gently caress right here who turned all that into a corrupt cleptocracy.



From what I have been told by the Russian historian friend of mine was that his reforms were too much too soon and that he could have held things together better if he did his reforms over a longer timeline.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



Helen Gurley Brown died today. She was 90. And to think the goddamn tea baggers almost shut the Troy Public Library down.

https://vimeo.com/35758683

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


more like Rev. E. F. Yoda :smug:

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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

uh oh

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