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OldPueblo posted:If you leave this thread your name gets used in the book. Nobody leaves this thread untainted. The taint!
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The bad thread always delivers. It dies, and rises, harder and stronger. All you people are amazing. Words are wind, and the wind that passes through the bad thread is strong enough to stir shameful boners and often much and more.
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Aug 13, 2012 12:06
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Arbite posted:Or have the whole chapter. Hope you like dream sequences, obsessive food descriptions, helpful recipes, Shakespearean beats, inside jokes, recurring jokes, tariff policy, references to WCW circa 1999, the clan, abrupt endings, overused ellipses, and so much more... Hahaha, this book will not make any sense. No sense at all. Those who try will only fall into madness. EDIT: Which I like Arbite, good job by the way. So is that it? Let's wrap up this puppy and get our millions already. I've got Ukrainian mobsters hounding me over my debts over here. Shageletic fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Aug 13, 2012 |
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Aug 13, 2012 19:28
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I watch gonzo porn while huffing nitrous and shooting ketamine until I pass out. Then I write down my dreams when I wake up.
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Aug 13, 2012 19:50
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I do not write porn. I am porn.
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Aug 13, 2012 19:58
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Masturbate to me, I am the porn! Masturbate to me, I am the slashfic!
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Aug 13, 2012 20:55
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Abandon all clothes, ye who enter here.
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Aug 13, 2012 21:00
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Why'd you guys stop attributing your GRRM quotes?' On that note: The American Tolkien posted:My arousal is arousing.
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Aug 13, 2012 21:01
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Abandon all clothes, ye who enter here. Finally!
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Aug 13, 2012 21:01
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Just checking in to see if Martin has even mentioned writing another GoT book or just more Wild Cards books. Dont feel like reading his blog, and dont want to read the book that was released last year until the next one is even being thought about.
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Aug 13, 2012 21:05
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Sometimes I feel like you guys aren't taking anything very seriously.
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Aug 13, 2012 21:08
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Sophia posted:Sometimes I feel like you guys aren't taking anything very seriously. What gives you that idea?
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Aug 13, 2012 21:16
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just checking in to see if Martin has even mentioned writing another GoT book He's working full tilt.
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Aug 13, 2012 21:38
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I watch gonzo porn while huffing nitrous and shooting ketamine until I pass out. See, I do this too and my dreams are always exactly like the following: Shageletic posted:And for all those guys (and girls, don't want to offend) that need to give in a chapter, its not that hard to do. All you have to do is schedule out a crazed evening where you can huff wd-40 and swallow amphetimines by the handful, rampage around the apartment in a wife-beater and nothing else while occasionally launching yourself at your keyboard as you cry furiously while screaming at no one in particular. While sporting a semi-chub (or the female equivalent, a state between wetness and dryness? I don't know about these things) of course. I think that means the next book in The Game of Bones trilogy needs to be Sensa writing her own trashy fanfic about the myths of Directionos. Maybe Ezor Ahigh loving a bunch of merpeople?
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Aug 13, 2012 21:40
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thornghost posted:See, I do this too and my dreams are always exactly like the following: I'm stealing this idea and I'm not going to split the Nobel prize money with you guys.
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Aug 13, 2012 22:16
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Ambiguatron posted:I'm stealing this idea and I'm not going to split the Nobel prize money with you guys. After you publish it, I'll write a trashy fanfiction based on it and make millions.
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Aug 13, 2012 22:30
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Then I'll write a literary novel about the trials and tribulations of a teenage girl as expressed through her fanfiction (which is a direct ripoff of yours) and literally become the Nobel committee. When the cycle completes, I will achieve my final form, and become the entire nation of Sweden. Then I will be invincible.
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Aug 13, 2012 22:32
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Ambiguatron posted:Then I'll write a literary novel about the trials and tribulations of a teenage girl as expressed through her fanfiction (which is a direct ripoff of yours) and literally become the Nobel committee. Sweden recently cut their army down into something that can barely show the flag in international operations. You're going to have a tiny wiener. Probably too tiny for touching yourself inappropriately. Try Brazilia or something.
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Aug 13, 2012 22:45
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First you get the fanfic, then you get the Sweden, then you get the women. 
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Aug 13, 2012 22:48
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My gangtag reads WILDCARDS, poster of poo poo. Look on my boner, ye shameful, and despair.
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Aug 13, 2012 23:07
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thornghost posted:See, I do this too and my dreams are always exactly like the following: Meta! I like it, but do you think its too high falutin' for our audience (of non-existent ambi-genitalia spewing fan-fiction lovers)?
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Aug 13, 2012 23:19
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Ambiguatron posted:Then I'll write a literary novel about the trials and tribulations of a teenage girl as expressed through her fanfiction. Are you there, Pound? It's me, Strikegirl415.
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Aug 13, 2012 23:40
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A Game of Bones: Postmodern Masterpiece??
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Aug 14, 2012 01:00
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As I inscribe "fanfiction novel- modern american teenager" in my commonplace book I am left to wonder what prompted me to write the phrase "Your mother was a unicorn" last October.
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Aug 14, 2012 01:02
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"I do not want fame. Fame wants me." -postmodernist hipster-irony-chic co-author of critically acclaimed 'Game of Bones' series A Glistening Hodor
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Ambiguatron posted:As I inscribe "fanfiction novel- modern american teenager" in my commonplace book I am left to wonder what prompted me to write the phrase "Your mother was a unicorn" last October. A dramatic coming of age tale about the wereunicorn pegging scene?
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bigmcgaffney posted:A dramatic coming of age tale about the wereunicorn pegging scene? Replete with wombmen.
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Aug 14, 2012 03:38
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Exeunt with a flourish of wombmen.
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Aug 14, 2012 03:40
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IRQ posted:^^^^ Goddamnit Occupation, why aren't you in the Bad Thread? Occupation posted:I haven't finished book five, again on account of it not being very good. IRQ posted:Oh. So you haven't gotten to the point where it becomes literally lovely, have you? I can't wait to hear your thoughts! TVIV 
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Occupation  Book 5 is so bad we're reading 50 Shades of Grey. Come on, bro.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:we're reading 50 Shades of Grey Speak for yourself, bucko. Though I'll admit I never finished the fifth book of this series either. So close to the finish line.
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Sophia posted:Speak for yourself, bucko. Though I'll admit I never finished the fifth book of this series either. So close to the finish line.
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Urdnot Fire posted:You must read Dany's final chapter. It is GRRM's magnum opus. Seriously. 14 years in the making, and the final Dany chapter of ADWD finally delivers what ASOIAF is really about.
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Aug 14, 2012 04:47
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Dany's just going on walkabout, mate. She's gonna come back at peace with the great mother and play some digeridoo with her new abbo khalisar. Then she's gonna throw some sheep people on the barbie.
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Aug 14, 2012 04:49
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IRQ posted:TVIV And when he comes to wax poetic about it, I'll just reply, "Want a loving cookie?"
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Aug 14, 2012 04:57
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is it out yet
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Aug 14, 2012 05:19
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Smiling Jack posted:is it out yet no e: this loving thread. You absolute fuckers continue to amaze me. 
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Smiling Jack posted:is it out yet We're working, dammit! Shageletic posted:Hahaha, this book will not make any sense. No sense at all. Those who try will only fall into madness. Thanks, man. We should probably wait until all the chapters are in before talking turkey. With gravy, and a perfect scoop of mashed potatoes and the finest of stuffing and and
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Exeunt with a flourish of wombmen. FETUS: exit WOMBMAN stage right
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