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Bake off rules, scrapheap drools.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:02 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 19:32 |
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Bring back the Great Egg Race and use the eggs for a bake off at the end of the show.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:34 |
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gently caress it, get that creepy doctor guy with the hat to host a show where you build a living human out of dead body parts.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:00 |
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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:gently caress it, get that creepy doctor guy with the hat to host a show where you build a living human out of dead body parts. Betcha that next week on the Bake-Off someone makes a Victoria Sponge cake that -when cut open- reveals a perfectly scaled down replica of the human digestive system, with a little pancreas made from coffe cream, a raspberry syllabub stomach, and meringue lungs. And when you cut a slice it poos chocolate. Perfect combination of and , would keep everyobody happy, apart from Kin. He could have a cake made to look like Meccano. Or Meccano made to look like cake...
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:07 |
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Irisi posted:Betcha that next week on the Bake-Off someone makes a Victoria Sponge cake that -when cut open- reveals a perfectly scaled down replica of the human digestive system, with a little pancreas made from coffe cream, a raspberry syllabub stomach, and meringue lungs. And when you cut a slice it poos chocolate. You're assuming that Kin can feel happiness.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:26 |
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Sion posted:You're assuming that Kin can feel happiness. He lives in Dundee, the only emotion he's capable of is despair.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:30 |
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I didn't know that the Great British Bake Off was starting again today, so it was a nice surprise when I spotted it in the guide. I felt a bit bad for the woman who went out (Natasha, just found the profiles), I thought the bloke (Stuart?) who did the tomato upside-down cake and a horrible looking unionjack should have gone. Not knowing how to cook a yeast cake Rum Baba seemed like the lesser of two evils, but then she did also gently caress up her sponge by squashing it into uncooked denseness. Early Predictions: (Contestants profiles here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b013pqnm/profiles/bakers - so I don't have to try and convey who I mean with weird descriptions) Sarah-Jane will be the one who starts well but limps out earlier than people thought. Cathryn will be a bit shaky on nerves but be pretty meticulous on technique, possible last 3? I think Brendan is a possible winner although I don't know why. Manisha will probably improve as the contest goes on, and Victoria will be the "consistently good but doesn't up her game" contestant. Peter (the one with the good Union Jack) could be a dark horse too. The 'experimental' lad with the parsnip cake (I think it's James) will be entertaining even it's only for a few disasters, but I hope he has a few spectacularly interesting and good rounds to go with it But who knows. It really is a bit early to tell, and they all seem a like a nice enough bunch, even if I did keep getting them a bit mixed up. It's a bit annoying that after the excitement of the Rum Babas and the design cakes, I can't remember much about the different Upsidedown cakes. I guess they were the best indicator of early baking talent, but they rushed through them a bit quickly.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:36 |
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Flatscan posted:He lives in Dundee, the only emotion he's capable of is despair. I'm a recovering Dundonian. I can occasionally manage post traumatic manic smiling.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:38 |
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Flatscan posted:He lives in Dundee, the only emotion he's capable of is despair. I'm in Edinburgh now. The despair is slowly fading away to reveal a distaste of all things posh. Dundee broke me.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 08:17 |
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Edinburgh is posh apparently. Do you think that if Kin ever visited, say, Kensington he'd just detonate on impact with a peacock?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 10:31 |
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Ben Soosneb posted:
Cathryn will last until somebody the other end of the kitchen drops a pan. She'll spend the next three months suffering shell-shock.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 10:51 |
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Is there a singular more depressing thing in this world than talking to your parents and them raving about this new comedy show they've found. Mrs Browns Boys. :|
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 12:39 |
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Irisi posted:and then "Great British Make Stuff"! Great British Turn Off. Sion posted:You're assuming that Kin can feel happiness. He's just a robot wanting shows about robots guys. Great British Bake Off was amazing! Never seen it before. The liverpudlian judge has some great jibes. I knew the caramel cage would upset him! That cage fella in particular seems like an excellent baker who can't restrain himself from showing off. Giedroyc posted:Is there a singular more depressing thing in this world than talking to your parents and them raving about this new comedy show they've found. Yes, when it's your twentysomething friends doing it. :|
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:28 |
Strom Cuzewon posted:Cathryn will last until somebody the other end of the kitchen drops a pan. She'll spend the next three months suffering shell-shock. You mean SHELF SHOCK right? I'll get my coat.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:44 |
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Giedroyc posted:Is there a singular more depressing thing in this world than talking to your parents and them raving about this new comedy show they've found. A few friends of mine in their early 20s seem to love this freaking show. A group of them went to see it on tour. They're pretty intelligent in general, I don't get it! It always reminds me of one of my favourite King of the Hill moments. Peggy is explaining that British comedy is so sophisticated and difficult to understand, and Bobby replies with a deadpan: "That man is wearing a dress."
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:08 |
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netally posted:A few friends of mine in their early 20s seem to love this freaking show. A group of them went to see it on tour. They're pretty intelligent in general, I don't get it! They love it because it's funny. Giedroyc posted:Is there a singular more depressing thing in this world than talking to your parents and them raving about this new comedy show they've found. No this is definitely the most depressing thing that is possible to happen.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:31 |
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Giedroyc posted:Is there a singular more depressing thing in this world than talking to your parents and them raving about this new comedy show they've found. When my parents told me they liked Come Fly With Me, and how they particularly enjoyed the lack of political correctness.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:41 |
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It looks like Celebrity Big Brother is being launched tonight, I've missed the start, but so far I recognise Julian Clary and someone from Coronation Street.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 21:43 |
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Julian is already 100 times more interesting than everybody else in the house
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 22:00 |
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I enjoyed it when the page 3 girl asked the Jersey Shore guy if their version was as poo poo as ours.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 22:07 |
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Sion posted:Edinburgh is posh apparently. I'm from Dundee (or nearabouts) too. I went to Oxford once. It was... odd.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 22:07 |
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Sion posted:Edinburgh is posh apparently.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 23:43 |
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Is anyone here a Linux user, and can you still play 4oD stuff? I've noticed an increasing amount of stuff just gives me a black-screen after the adverts have successfully played. At first it was just certain US programmes that failed, but now it's everything. Google suggests it's do with a switch to some new file format (f4f) but there's surprisingly little chat about it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 00:41 |
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Dicky B posted:Julian is already 100 times more interesting than everybody else in the house Must admit, that surprised me, him being on there. I doubt he will last the week, given his propensity for anxiety attacks. I knew Julie Goodyear, him, Wassisname from Spandau Ballet, and the fat lass off Eastenders. I'm so behind the culture curve. Oh, and that gobshite Nolan.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 01:03 |
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I can imagine Situation wondering why he's the only celebrity in there. Hope Martin Kemp wins; at least he doesn't have his son to gently caress it up for him like on the Million Pound Drop.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 01:59 |
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netally posted:They're pretty intelligent in general, I don't get it!
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 06:37 |
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Pablo Bluth posted:Is anyone here a Linux user, and can you still play 4oD stuff? I've noticed an increasing amount of stuff just gives me a black-screen after the adverts have successfully played. At first it was just certain US programmes that failed, but now it's everything. Google suggests it's do with a switch to some new file format (f4f) but there's surprisingly little chat about it. Works fine for me, I think it's Ubuntu we've got and firefox browser. I've not been able to watch the last episode of Ricky Gervais on it, but then I tried on the windows laptop and it didn't work there either so guessing it's just broken. But everything else we've wanted to watch has worked fine. I did notice that the compulsory adverts stopped after a month or so, like adblock had started blocking them again. Edit: Don't know if this makes a difference but the laptop hasn't been updated for like a year or something (it's only used for half an hour a night to watch something before we go to sleep) and there's pages of updates that we should probably go through at one point - maybe one of those would have screwed it up? hookerbot 5000 fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Aug 16, 2012 |
# ? Aug 16, 2012 08:53 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:You mean SHELF SHOCK right? I keep meaning to ask, why is your custom title a combination of Sharpe and Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 10:18 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:I keep meaning to ask, why is your custom title a combination of Sharpe and Ctrl-Alt-Delete? Maybe he's trying to heal and move on over Obadiah Hakeswill?
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 12:15 |
Strom Cuzewon posted:I keep meaning to ask, why is your custom title a combination of Sharpe and Ctrl-Alt-Delete? The CAD Mock thread was the first thread that finally convinced me to join the forums, along with its edits. Giedroyc posted:Maybe he's trying to heal and move on over Obadiah Hakeswill? We should all be mourning the loss of Peter Postlethwait still .
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 15:21 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:The CAD Mock thread was the first thread that finally convinced me to join the forums, along with its edits. That was three years ago? gently caress. I'm not sure what's more depressing, how much time has past, or that I use nerd ephemera to count the years.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 17:16 |
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I remember seeing him in The Town, Clash of the Titans and Inception all in the space of months and was really excited for a comeback of sorts.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 19:04 |
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Handsome Dead posted:I remember seeing him in The Town, Clash of the Titans and Inception all in the space of months and was really excited for a comeback of sorts.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 19:15 |
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hookerbot 5000 posted:Works fine for me, I think it's Ubuntu we've got and firefox browser. I've not been able to watch the last episode of Ricky Gervais on it, but then I tried on the windows laptop and it didn't work there either so guessing it's just broken. But everything else we've wanted to watch has worked fine.
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 19:42 |
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Why is Ian Beale on Eastenders still wearing that hat? I know it's to keep the poo poo wig on and to sensitively remind the audience that he is still suffering from mental hoboism, but do any of the other characters ever tell him he's indoors now so he can take it off?
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# ? Aug 16, 2012 20:24 |
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Shelf Adventure posted:Why is Ian Beale on Eastenders still wearing that hat? I know it's to keep the poo poo wig on and to sensitively remind the audience that he is still suffering from mental hoboism, but do any of the other characters ever tell him he's indoors now so he can take it off? Yeah, but if he didn't wear the hat how would he portray his inner turmoil? He'd have to use acting or something. Will Ben Mitchell go to jail? Will this storyline ever bloody end?
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 08:58 |
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I can't believe the BBC just tried to promote a show by saying "Will Mellor's back." I really didn't know anyone gave a care about that wool.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 14:59 |
Come on BBC, just go loving nuts with EastEnders. It is the only way now. Turning the thing into a farce would actually make it more cheerful at this point. Have time machine Nazis invade and a crossover with Doctor Who and turn Phil into a jolly drug addicted Scarfare and you'll get those precious ratings.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 15:21 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:Come on BBC, just go loving nuts with EastEnders. It is the only way now. Turning the thing into a farce would actually make it more cheerful at this point. Parallel Earth Nice Phil Mitchell and evil genius Ian Beale. Writes itself. Evil Ian Beale must dress and do his hair like Anthony Ainley era Master.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 16:15 |
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Giedroyc posted:Parallel Earth Nice Phil Mitchell He'd require crack to stay strong and a good father.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 16:19 |