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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Perigryn posted:

But the mental image of Henry throwing him helluva far is a good one.

It does my heart good to see references to super-strong black people throwing others "helluva far" on the internet in 2012.

AW shouldn't have been messing with the youth centers.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

"Someone" "hacked" Kurt's account again and he's been going off on Punk for saying that TNA is an indy.

quote:

Punk wants to Say Tna Is An Indy League? I Was On top in Wwe when You Were trying to Get a Job Anywhere. It Was My Choice to go to Tna….
— Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) August 14, 2012

quote:

If I ever See You Punk, Hide Bitch!
— Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) August 14, 2012

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Maybe he Should try Capitalizing Random Words.



Punk debuted 2 months before Kurt left WWE. I don't get it. Anyway, Kurt's still a couple hours away from when he vainly claims he was hacked, so be on the lookout!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Strenuous Manflurry posted:


Punk debuted 2 months before Kurt left WWE. I don't get it.


This is what I was thinking. Kurt made it sound like Punk ONLY got the job because Kurt left.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

LOL @ Kurt Angle telling anyone to select their words carefully.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I wish Kurt would be more sane, I want to like him

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kind of old and don't know if it has been posted, but

http://www.tout.com/m/88o2jo

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Kurt Angle: It is not wise to troll me, please stop.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Want Kurt back in WWE so badly. I don't care if he's insane. He can still go

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I would love Kurt back in the WWE if they gave him a house show free schedule. They won't do this, but I don't think I could handle him going back on the road full time, destroying himself with pills and dying.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Want Kurt back in WWE so badly. I don't care if he's insane. He can still go

Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan as tag team partners who can't get along would be fantastic.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
So who is going to tweet at Kurt and remind him he was fired because he was a junkie who wouldn't go to rehab?

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Want Kurt back in WWE so badly. I don't care if he's insane. He can still go

He would die in the ring inside of a year.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

MassRayPer posted:

So who is going to tweet at Kurt and remind him he was fired because he was a junkie who wouldn't go to rehab?

We'll see if he responds.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Edwardian posted:

He would die in the ring inside of a year.

But goddammit he would have some fun rear end matches in that year.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

No, I want Kurt to go away from pro wrestling and get his life together and maybe come back when he's a healthy, decent person.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Late on this but:

Optimist with doubt posted:

Vin followed me, asked me to follow him on Facebook in a DM, then unfollowed me. I feel so used.

Vin just did this to me :lol:

Also I don't want Kurt to die. :(

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004

I just followed Vin and got the DM about Facebook almost immediately, but he has not followed me. I assume he will not.

I don't even know who this guy is, I just wanted to try it out based on reading the thread.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

nasboat posted:

I just followed Vin and got the DM about Facebook almost immediately, but he has not followed me. I assume he will not.

I don't even know who this guy is, I just wanted to try it out based on reading the thread.

He's a professional bowler.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Kind of old and don't know if it has been posted, but

http://www.tout.com/m/88o2jo

This is the best use of Tout.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Colt Cabana posted:

I Threw poo poo at Ric Flair at The Gathering of the Juggalos!

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
His own or someone else's?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Bocc Kob posted:

His own or someone else's?

Adebisi's

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
You don't say, Nash.



Summerslam. Where the big boys play. Look at the adjective.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Someone should ask Nash what his fascination with large men is all about.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Kurt Angle posted:

I apologize to TNA and WWE fans for my comment.

I don't expect Punk to apologize to TNA, but I'm sorry. Respect 4 The Biz.

I didn't apologize to Punk. Only the WWE (and) TNA fans. Punk disrespected TNA. He Has a lot to learn about fame and responsibility.

And then...

Kurt Angle again posted:

Who Wants to See Angle vs. Punk?

It would Last 30 Secs. Lol. Just Kidding. I’m not Mad anymore. Punk, Ur Safe Now… Put It to Rest. Angle vs. Punk will Happen. Tna or Wwe. I Hope Tna. We’ll See. U tough Punk?

If Tna is an Indy Company, then Why Do I Make More $ than Punk Does in Wwe? I’m just Saying.
He deleted the last bunch.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
CM Punk is going to post his salary and then Kurt Angle is going to kill himself :(

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Punk probably makes close to the same or more a year on merch/games/dvd's before his salary and PPV payouts are even considered doesn't he?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Punk probably makes close to the same or more a year on merch/games/dvd's before his salary and PPV payouts are even considered doesn't he?
I believe Jericho once said he usually made double and often triple his downside guarantee so that sounds possible.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I honestly thought that was fake, then I actually checked.

You might be big Nash, but you're not WRESTLING GAWWWWD.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Carlito posted:

AW gets fired & wwe makes a public apology for what AW said about kobe but sheamus steals a ferrari & nothing? No statement or firing?
He 'borrowed' it/it was just resting in his account/etc

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Crossing my fingers for Nash/AW at the King of Trios Night 3 Tag Gauntlet.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
Nash is an idiot but he makes me laugh.

Angle is an idiot and it makes me sad. :smith:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
My favourite Angle insanity was when he said Vince sends him flowers every Friday, or something like that.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

Someone needs an Nash avatar with the text "NASH STRONGER THAN MORTAL MARKS".

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Just like a picture of Nash, with METAL LEGS, and "STRONGER THAN MORTAL MARKS" over it.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

VogeGandire posted:

Nash, with METAL LEGS

You mean like Super Shredder?

(Okay yes, I know it was armour)

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
So uhm .. anyone know what happened?

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Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

MrBling posted:

So uhm .. anyone know what happened?



According to rumors he sold fake tickets to their idiot loving fanbase JUGGALO NATION AND YOU DON'T STEAL FROM THE FAM

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