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flacoman954
Nov 9, 2009

Rhyno posted:

So about two weeks ago I was watching a buddies band play and I wandered outside of the bar for some air (and to vomit) and saw this on the lot next door. It didn't have any details on it but I love me some boxy 80's cars. Well earlier today I saw this pop up on CL and it prompted me to go check it out.
It runs, doesn't idle well but once going it's fine. Interior is in excellent shape, no tears or big stains. They've got it priced at a grand, I offered them $500. Dude said if nobody bites in the next 2 weeks he'll do it.

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/ctd/3134976102.html
1984 Mercury Marquis - $995




Probable TFI ignition box failure for the idle problem 'bout 25 bucks and two screws.
Find and plug the vacuum leaks and drive the snot out of it!

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rscott
Dec 10, 2009
http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/3207048111.html

What should I offer for this? I hope it's not terminally rusty, I can see what looks like a bit of rust on the rocker panel and front quarter panel.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

rscott posted:

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/3207048111.html

What should I offer for this? I hope it's not terminally rusty, I can see what looks like a bit of rust on the rocker panel and front quarter panel.

I don't know prices but that's a beautiful car that you should definitely pick up

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

rscott posted:

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/3207048111.html

What should I offer for this? I hope it's not terminally rusty, I can see what looks like a bit of rust on the rocker panel and front quarter panel.
It's worth parts value.

That's an 81 (certainly not an 82) and I will guarantee you its terminally rusty.

Stay the hell away unless you want a lesson in tears or have a friend that wants an L28ET since you'll have a motor available after the rest of your car falls apart.

flacoman954
Nov 9, 2009

Kolta posted:

What's a reddit? and nice Camry.

Make sure the flywheel and starter have been replaced

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I found a nirvana, a cross between You Put What and Craigslist:
http://www.modifiedcartrader.com/for-sale.aspx?i=31002&txt=2007-Ford-Mustang
http://www.modifiedcartrader.com/for-sale.aspx?i=30606&txt=1992-Mitsubishi-Eclipse

Do me a favor and try to scroll.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Man I don't even

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3207134350.html

quote:

Dam dude I hate to tell you I told you so... but I told you so. smh. There is no reason to drive all over the neighborhoods making that noise. You "tryed" to show off your corolla too hard there buddy. The evs, menaces, beymas or whatever the hell you had in there is now gone and either in somebody elses car or gonna be sold on the streets soon. But NUMBER 1 RULE with systems unless your sh*t sleeping in a garage, DONT SHOW THAT poo poo OFF. There are some JELOUS people out here. Its sad tho too because your car wasnt a BENZ, A BMW. A LEXUS or anything. it was a 1988-1991 toyota. Blue book at 1200. The rims costed more then the car. So word of advice to the music heads out there... SOMETIMES ITS BETTER TO KNOW YOU HAVE MUSIC THEN TO LET EVERYONE KNOW. Thats how I knew he has music, his big self couldnt even fit in the car when he drove by my block playing that scratchy music, tune up your eq buddy your killing your ears. ANYWAY. GODBLESS YOUR CAR MAN. I hope you atleast get the car back.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

flacoman954 posted:

Probable TFI ignition box failure for the idle problem 'bout 25 bucks and two screws.
Find and plug the vacuum leaks and drive the snot out of it!

Eh, I went and talked to them again and the lot manager was really rude to me so I passed on it.

1st Edition ADandD
Aug 31, 2009

rscott posted:

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/3207048111.html

What should I offer for this? I hope it's not terminally rusty, I can see what looks like a bit of rust on the rocker panel and front quarter panel.

That's a death-by-rust spot right in front of the rear wheels. The subframe mounts are probably almost floating in space. If you have safety inspections where you live, pretty much guaranteed the car will not pass.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Well no safety inspections in Kansas but still if it's really as bad as you guys are telling me I'll pass.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Dude. A hint: Keystone pulls for the city as well. Check the impound lot down on Delaware, or at least stop in to the Parking Authority at 10th & Filbert. Your rims & mad beatz aren't all that. Just pay your parking tickets.

Signed, a resident

(edit) probably these guys http://us.justdial.com/PA/Blue_Bell/24_7_Towing/6301_Keystone_St/27945785

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 16, 2012

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

rscott posted:

Well no safety inspections in Kansas but still if it's really as bad as you guys are telling me I'll pass.

Take photos!

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

slidebite posted:

Take photos!

I plan on taking tons of photos and I'm not bringing any money with me so I don't feel compelled to give the guy cash on the spot.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

PainterofCrap posted:

Dude. A hint: Keystone pulls for the city as well. Check the impound lot down on Delaware, or at least stop in to the Parking Authority at 10th & Filbert. Your rims & mad beatz aren't all that. Just pay your parking tickets.

Thankfully I wasn't the first person to think "Garfield did it."

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/3209917835.html

Turbo 5-speed Volvo 740!

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

Only 328,000 miles!

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

If that car could talk, it'd say,"Kiiiillll meeeeeeee...." Since that's well over how far it should have went.

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

keykey posted:

If that car could talk, it'd say,"Kiiiillll meeeeeeee...." Since that's well over how far it should have went.

It really doesn't look to be in that bad of shape ? :confused:

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

keykey posted:

If that car could talk, it'd say,"Kiiiillll meeeeeeee...." Since that's well over how far it should have went.

Oh come on, now.. Sure, my DD only has 186k on it, but it drives like a 70k car, because it has been taken care of.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

keykey posted:

If that car could talk, it'd say,"Kiiiillll meeeeeeee...." Since that's well over how far it should have went.

For a Volvo, that amount of kms means it has barely broken in the engine.

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Yeah when I got rid of my 144, it had like 360k on it, and that was an engine built in 1967. Still truckin' along fine.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I bought this car because it was on 2f2f and paid a fortune for it. Please don't make fun of me :smith:
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2F2F-1999-Subaru-Impreza-RS-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ404288440

quote:

Please read this carefully. I purchased this car on eBay about six years ago. The pictures you see are what I based my bids on. The car was in the movie 2Fast2Furious. However it came to me in severe disrepair. I paid close to 20,000 to purchase and get it to Canada (shipping and customs were around 4000). So now it is for sale as is. It does not run. My mechanic says that you will need to find a 1999 RS manual and take the wiring harnesses, computer etc... to get it to run. The car's doors are not on the lambo hinges as East Coast Customs removed them for shipping. Body has minor damage, although no rust. I believe it is Stage III Turbo. It has carbon fiber hood, exhaust, tri-coat pearlescent paint, NOS hookup etc... So if you are willing to sink abbout another 4,000 into this car, it can be yours and running for around 10,000! No stupid questions please or insulting messages. Email only if serious about purchasing this project. If you want to see the car in its current condition, make an appt with me.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



For a minute there I though the deck was part of the car, and that it was a Burning Man art installation

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Nov 11, 2003

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slidebite posted:

I bought this car because it was on 2f2f and paid a fortune for it. Please don't make fun of me :smith:

A college buddy of mine was really into the Final Destination series. In one of the FD movies (3 or 4 I think) there's a scene where all the kids are graduating and they get diplomas. After the movie finished shooting, the movie company started auctioning off props including all the diplomas from that scene. My buddy spent like $350 on this diploma and was super excited about it coming in the mail. A few weeks went by and he finally showed up one day fresh from the school post office because his diploma had come in.

He opened it up, untied the little string around the diploma...and the sheet was blank.

It seems to me these stories are analogous except one spent $350 and one spent $20K.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

You Am I posted:

For a Volvo, that amount of kms means it has barely broken in the engine.

328k miles would be 527,865 kms. :confused:

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





keykey posted:

328k miles would be 527,865 kms. :confused:

Still just broken in.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

IOwnCalculus posted:

Still just broken in.

Haha, totally..

edit: And coming from Santa Rosa, I wouldn't expect the undercarriage to be rusted at all. Nope, not a single bit.

keykey fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Aug 17, 2012

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

You Am I posted:

For a Volvo, that amount of kms means it has barely broken in the engine.

I read this as "has barely broken, in the engine." And i think i'll continue to do so.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/3212917093.html

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

This might be the most truthful ad I've seen on Craigslist.

Also, did the 780's have the PRV or the red block? I'm in the middle of rebuilding a PRV and have zero interest in doing it again unless I end up with a DMC-12 somehow.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Aug 19, 2012

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
The cluster of men are all thinking what pretty much anyone who sees a car like that thinks. "Well god drat, thats a hell of a messed up car, glad i wasnt in it"
especially the one dude's face, says it all right there.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Edit: That was a bad idea. Let's stick with the ground rules in the other threads, though; make sure to rehost and screenshot ads as needed.

IOwnCalculus fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Aug 20, 2012

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
Hooray!

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3143700264.html

Never got the love the AE86 or the GTIs did but a pretty handsome and capable car for its day. At $900 (negotiable if the guy is really moving) makes me glad I am out of driveway space.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I love my backwoods county:

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/3218509573.html

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

aww :3:

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I really don't know what to make of... this
http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/3218874767.html

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rhombus
Apr 20, 2002

Tai-Pan posted:

Hooray!

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3143700264.html

Never got the love the AE86 or the GTIs did but a pretty handsome and capable car for its day. At $900 (negotiable if the guy is really moving) makes me glad I am out of driveway space.

WTF is that. Go buy it.

DoriDori240
Aug 1, 2003

Needs more Anna Ohura

Q_res posted:

I really don't know what to make of... this
http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/3218874767.html



I recall a friend of my dad's having something similar that he made from a Pontiac of the same vintage. As I recall, it was a 4 door and they chopped out the section between the A pillar and B pillar (save for the trans hump/firewall and the back doors became the front doors. He had these ridiculous wide tires on it, and the front suspension was altered to be further forward of the stock location. I think he was aping the gasser look? I dunno.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





This guy has a funny definition of "all stock".

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
I'll be honest, I'm impressed in no small part by the number and quality of the pictures, for a CL ad.

I'm slightly suspicious about the mileage (either he's selling it shortly after having the timing belt done... or it needs a timing belt immediately) but I've tossed him an email so we'll see what's up with that (and the rear bumper).




EDIT: dude responded to inform that he's had it for three years and hasn't done the timing belt. Google seems to indicate that the 120k maintenance interval would run about $550 in parts alone. Barf.

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 23, 2012

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