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I heard that little spit of land in the corner of the map is a whole other zone and you can get there if you can find three Horns of Joramun.
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You'll need Lollys and a hundred hungry peasants to open the Secret Cow Level.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 02:31 |
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Why are you guys trying to write the Westerosi 50 Shades of Grey when you could be writing the Westerosi Feuchtgebiete?Wikipedia posted:Set in an anonymous German city, Feuchtgebiete is told by 18 year-old Helen Memel, a schoolgirl who spends some days in the proctological ward of a hospital to be treated for anal fissure caused by the careless shaving of her anal hair. Deep at heart Helen is lonely and bored, and has been so since the breakup of her parents' marriage. Her secret plan is to reunite her father and mother by having them visit her at the same time. However, her parents seem to have little interest in their daughter's well-being and show up only occasionally, only for short periods of time, and at different hours. When she learns that her surgery, which included the removal of haemorrhoids, has been successful and she is going to be released soon, she desperately looks for means to prolong her hospital stay.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 06:24 |
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Hedrigall posted:Why are you guys trying to write the Westerosi 50 Shades of Grey when you could be writing the Westerosi Feuchtgebiete? Speaking of which, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia has overtaken 50 Shades in the Amazon best seller list, people. If this is gonna be popular, it'll have to finish up quickly. The craze is dying
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 06:48 |
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There will be sequels. Don't worry. There's plenty of smut for everybody.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 15:03 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:That's pretty Gurmy all right, but it's no New York Times Best Seller It was apparently the best selling novel on the PLANET for part of 2008. also, quote:The title, which might be translated as "wetlands" or "damp areas," here refers to a woman's genitals Myrish Swamp.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 15:27 |
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Germans sure love their rear end play. Anyway, I was on the subway today when I perchanced to notice the guy next to me reading Clash of Kings. I wanted to lean over, and breath into his ear, "After three books, the only notable thing Dany does is poo poo in a field."
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 16:28 |
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Shageletic posted:Germans sure love their rear end play. But not nearly as much as the French love fisting. Seriously. It's amazing how totally into fisting they are.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 16:35 |
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This is not a derail. From the rear end-fisting discussion and whatnot on Dany's field poo. I just want to say; I am going to buy this book and get many a shameful boner. Thank you all.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 16:52 |
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A Glistening Hodor posted:But not nearly as much as the French love fisting. Seriously. It's amazing how totally into fisting they are. Liberté, égalité, poing quote:This is not a derail. From the rear end-fisting discussion and whatnot on Dany's field poo. I just want to say; I am going to buy this book and get many a shameful boner. Then you and the fools who made it are like its only market. This is the most in jokey thing ever created on the internet, the creator of in jokes. loving WILDCARDS is the last line in it for godssakes!
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 17:01 |
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Yeah man. Who would buy an unedited copy-paste job of a twilight fanfic that has more spelling errors than unique words? I mean, come on!
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 17:06 |
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Yeah! I mean SERIOUSLY!! What are we yelling about?
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 17:10 |
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Shageletic posted:Yeah! I mean SERIOUSLY!! How rich we're going to be. As rich as Lassiters. More gold than Assterly Rock.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 17:31 |
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I'm going to rock my Casterly Cock. I'm also going to buy that money tower from Ducktales and suffer a traumatic concussion as I dive into a pile of nickels and coin dollars.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 17:44 |
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I can't wait to have a solid gold toilet. Who's with me?
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:08 |
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If it's solid, where will the poop go?
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:09 |
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I'm gonna buy a hooker and then dip her in gold so she stays pretty foreverrr
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:10 |
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I'm gonna buy a Japanese man and two white women, sew them together mouth to rear end in a top hat, and continuously force feed the first one lemoncakes.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:14 |
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Ambiguatron posted:If it's solid, where will the poop go? Think of it like a litter box. And now you know Ty's true purpose.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:44 |
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Wait, you can buy white women?
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:52 |
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Ambiguatron posted:Wait, you can buy white women? You can buy ANYTHING in the former soviet union and southeast Asia.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:57 |
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Can I buy love? Oh, wait, I already asked that. Can I buy an attack helicopter? I've always wanted one of those.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 21:58 |
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Ambiguatron posted:Can I buy love? Are you making GBS threads me? Dream bigger. This is Russia we're talking about. You can buy attack choppers full of nuclear weaponry and mail-order brides. You can buy evil supervillain lairs for pennies. It's a playground for the rich.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 22:04 |
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Can I buy an attack helicopter shaped like my own head?
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 22:07 |
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Ambiguatron posted:Can I buy an attack helicopter shaped like my own head? If your head is shaped like an attack helicopter, then yes.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 22:16 |
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At one end of the stage, Paula Abdul. On the other, a giant man/cat hybrid that I successfully duct-taped a pair of sunglasses on. In the middle: a staircase. Surrounding the stage: a crowd of animal trainers wielding whips, scientists, and pharmacists throwing pills at Paula Abdul. Me: On a Baron Harkonnen throne chair flying over the scene cackling madly and eating a greasy giant leg of lamb as "Opposites Attract" plays on repeat.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 23:15 |
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I want to buy an attack helicopter that shoots nuclear mail-order brides.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 23:47 |
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Ambiguatron posted:Can I buy love? Love is really more of a stock than a tangible good. Subject to the whims of whoever thinks it's worth something, inflationary bubbles, and occasionally causing depressions. Also the phrase "pump and dump" is highly applicable. e: This post could probably be made 100% unironically on reddit.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 23:51 |
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Or Not A Blog.
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# ? Aug 20, 2012 23:59 |
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Oh god here is my chapter. I had to get incredibly drunk to do that bit at the end, why couldn't I choose a BDSM chapter like normal people.quote:14, Brendan
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 03:14 |
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The lie? I thought he accepted the fact pretty much immediately?
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 03:38 |
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whowhatwhere posted:The lie? I thought he accepted the fact pretty much immediately?
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 03:44 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:You can buy ANYTHING in the former soviet union and southeast Asia. Oh yeah? I don't see any Pussy Riot albums on amazon.ru.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 04:02 |
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I'm not sure I could handle a pussy riot. I'd have to start with a pussy protest and work up from there. That sounded worse than I meant it to.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 04:06 |
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I prefer pussy voting and pussy campaigning to pussy civil unrest. But only because pussy Americans can't organize their pussy protest as efficiently as you see in Europe or the middle east. Pussy Americans are also far more afraid of our pussy riot cops, but it's only natural because the pussy police here are loving violent pussy thugs and pussy murderers.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 04:11 |
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They're always brandishing those long black shafts, and I become very confused.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 04:16 |
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The gun is good. The penis (and all phallic objects) is evil.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 04:20 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I prefer pussy voting and pussy campaigning to pussy civil unrest. But only because pussy Americans can't organize their pussy protest as efficiently as you see in Europe or the middle east. Pussy Americans are also far more afraid of our pussy riot cops, but it's only natural because the pussy police here are loving violent pussy thugs and pussy murderers. After a while I just started imagining pussy to mean "covered in and spewing pus" and the whole context changed and oh god why is everything covered in pus??
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 08:59 |
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Guys! Guys! ~*~Daario~*~ is coming! e: bigmcgaffney posted:After a while I just started imagining pussy to mean "covered in and spewing pus" and the whole context changed and oh god why is everything covered in pus?? Great, now you've got me thinking about pussy pussy. Gross.
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# ? Aug 21, 2012 09:16 |
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Fly Molo posted:Guys! Guys! ~*~Daario~*~ is coming! Haha, good job getting someone who looks a lot like Jason Moama.
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