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You told Nana to drop dead?!
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# ? Aug 25, 2012 23:40 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:05 |
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Kevyn posted:You told Nana to drop dead?! She's on a very fixed income!
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 00:20 |
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The bank? It BURNED. It's GONE! ... What you wanna do is go down to 49th street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming, he'll help you.
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 01:26 |
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You see, it'd been his lifelong dream to be a banker and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. I believe it was the Manufacturer's Hanover on Lexington and 40th Street. That was the third bank to turn him down so I was--I was a little concerned. I wanted to see how he was doing. Well, Your Honor, he was barely audible. But I distinctly recall him say...
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 02:25 |
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YO-YO MA!
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 02:48 |
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Chexoid posted:The bank? It BURNED. It's GONE! Yes I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life. A close friend, an innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, and be loved, and to be a banker.
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 03:43 |
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What if he's Neil Armstrong? RIP Neil.
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 03:43 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:What if he's Neil Armstrong? Then I'm going to Mars! (Curiosity killed the
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 03:46 |
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We can put a man on the moon, but we're still basically very stupid.
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 14:26 |
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You can pet them. They come right out of the water, onto the sidewalks.
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 22:30 |
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Supreme Allah posted:You can pet them. They come right out of the water, onto the sidewalks. Really? Tell us more Mr. Science!
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 22:46 |
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Chexoid posted:Really? Tell us more Mr. Science! Hey, Copernicus!
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# ? Aug 26, 2012 22:58 |
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atomic gog posted:We can put a man on the moon, but we're still basically very stupid. So you really get my point about the double-parking and putting a man on the moon?
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 00:54 |
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Of course! Absolute zero!
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 01:37 |
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Jerusalem posted:So you really get my point about the double-parking and putting a man on the moon? On the one hand we're smart with rockets, on the other we're stupid with parking.
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 02:02 |
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You got a greeting, starts with an 'H'. How's twenty bucks sound?
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 03:04 |
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Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this thread?
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 18:54 |
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Nobody beats me because I'm The Wiz! I'm the Wiz, I'm The Wiz, I'm the Wiz.
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 18:58 |
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potee posted:Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this thread?
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 19:42 |
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A perfectly sane food to eat!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 00:21 |
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"I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger?"
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 00:40 |
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Jerry those are load bearing walls you can't bring those down!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 02:51 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger?" I'm gone for a week and you turn our house into... into Bourbon Street!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 02:53 |
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Elaine, have you ever sent a racy photograph of yourself to anyone? Yeah. I sent one to everyone I know. Remember my Christmas card? Oh, yeah. The nipple.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 03:26 |
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Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 03:49 |
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You kept making all the stops?
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 04:21 |
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BrandNew posted:You kept making all the stops? Well people kept ringing the bell!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 04:35 |
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Vigilance posted:Jerry those are load bearing walls you can't bring those down! I love the read of this one. Those are load bearing walls!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 05:09 |
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esperantinc posted:Well people kept ringing the bell! And now I'm drivin' the bus!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 05:11 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger?" I was watching the DVD extras, at first they wanted Jerry to play Frank as weak and timid and it didn't work out so the actor decided to start screaming everything and everyone loved it. Pretty neat how the actor got to switch the character around like that.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 05:15 |
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socialsecurity posted:I was watching the DVD extras, at first they wanted Jerry to play Frank as weak and timid and it didn't work out so the actor decided to start screaming everything and everyone loved it. Pretty neat how the actor got to switch the character around like that. I can't wrap my head around the idea of George's parents being timid in any way, I can't believe it was originally intended to be that way. George is so obviously born out of pure rage.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 05:29 |
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You don't need glasses! You're just weak, weak!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 05:39 |
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potee posted:You don't need glasses! You're just weak, weak! Stop it, Frank! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 06:09 |
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You're supposed to see your face in there! Do you see your face in there?
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 06:17 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Stop it, Frank! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 12:12 |
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You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. ...you got the "A"... "B"... the "C"... the "D". That's the biggest.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 13:19 |
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Leovinus posted:You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 14:26 |
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"Hey Frank." "Hello, woman."
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 14:49 |
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You want a Christmas card? HERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 15:41 |
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WoG posted:You got a greeting, starts with an 'H'. How's twenty bucks sound? Stephen Root's solution to that problem was the most sensible and reasonable outcome in the show's history.
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# ? Aug 28, 2012 15:52 |