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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tmux owns

code:

scripting/default.yaml
project_name: Tmuxinator
project_root: ~/code/rails_project
socket_name: foo # Not needed. Remove to use default socket
rvm: 1.9.2@rails_project
pre: sudo /etc/rc.d/mysqld start
tabs:
- editor:
layout: main-vertical
panes:
- vim
- #empty, will just run plain bash
- top
- shell: git pull
- database: rails db
- server: rails s
- logs: tail -f logs/development.log
- console: rails c
- capistrano:
- server: ssh me@myhost

# ? Aug 16, 2012 21:25

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:33

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

uh jonny you appear to have... uh you didn't... um... :shobon:

# ? Aug 17, 2012 09:58

Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

# ? Aug 21, 2012 17:24

Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

# ? Aug 21, 2012 17:27

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Panda Time posted:

GTA Jr?

# ? Aug 21, 2012 18:09

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

I'm not in the lemonade business.

I'm in the empire business.

# ? Aug 21, 2012 18:13

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

how is the liquid in that container being held vertically??

my immersian...

# ? Aug 21, 2012 18:15

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

my emulsion...

# ? Aug 21, 2012 19:18

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Yodzilla posted:

how is the liquid in that container being held vertically??

my immersian...

CIRTO-CUBE

THE LEMONADE OF THE FUTURE... TODAY!

# ? Aug 21, 2012 19:25

Sparta: Aug 14, 2003; the other white meat

guys only a week left to fund this guys sorta idea for making a website of tabels

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1630905008/statpediacom?ref=category

he jus tneeds a third of a million dolles

# ? Aug 30, 2012 05:45

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Sparta posted:

guys only a week left to fund this guys sorta idea for making a website of tabels

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1630905008/statpediacom?ref=category

he jus tneeds a third of a million dolles

this is it. the worst.

im the: barely english description, movie showing the least exciting thing in the world, no rewards at all, why stop at 1k? 10 grand gets you an extra two exclamation points?!?!?!

# ? Aug 30, 2012 07:54

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

the best thing about twitter is seeing who's following that @TNG_S8 account and finding out that every main cast member from tng is following it

owns

# ? Aug 30, 2012 08:41

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

Picard must rescue solar miners trapped on a plasma rig. Worf ruins every movie by yelling who he thinks is "dishonorable" at the screen.

how did i not know this was a thing

# ? Aug 30, 2012 08:45

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

Worf makes an unexpected ally on his Klingon walkabout. Data & Geordi fly Picard's shuttlecraft in reverse to try to roll back the odometer.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 08:47

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

Trapped in a holo-telenovella about the crew, Riker is triumphant despite his limited Spanish. Geordi y Data venden el warp core en error.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 08:57

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

CraigK posted:

the best thing about twitter is seeing who's following that @TNG_S8 account and finding out that every main cast member from tng is following it

owns

that twitter feed owns

# ? Aug 30, 2012 16:25

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

CraigK posted:

the best thing about twitter is seeing who's following that @TNG_S8 account and finding out that every main cast member from tng is following it

owns

its seriously awesome, whoever runs it will rt most of the decent user ones if you @ message it too

# ? Aug 30, 2012 18:38

CUNT AND PASTE: Aug 15, 2004; ~see my amazon wishlistu~

maniacdevnull posted:

i have very specific gaming needs and im sorry but some cookie-cutter x86-64 based architecture will simply not cut the mustard. i need a dependable gaming rig that fits my gaming and mid-1980s-datacenter needs.

~needs~

# ? Aug 30, 2012 19:10

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

CraigK posted:

Worf makes an unexpected ally on his Klingon walkabout. Data & Geordi fly Picard's shuttlecraft in reverse to try to roll back the odometer.

gorgeous, beautiufl

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:11

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

xposted from gaming thrad.. a new android games handheld

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playmg/mg-first-portable-gaming-system-for-the-android-ma?ref=live

UNLIMITED FREEMIUM APPS

COSTS THE SAME AS A 3DS

no, no its not a phone

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:21

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

man i just loving love freemium apps give them all to me

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:28

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Yodzilla posted:

man i just loving love freemium apps give them all to me

i've decided on a freemium model for my police dispatch mobile app, the paid version and free versions will be the exact same except the free version will occasionally notify you of a nonexistent fire at your home address

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:38

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

i've decided on a freemium model for my police dispatch mobile app, the paid version and free versions will be the exact same except the free version will occasionally notify you of a nonexistent fire at your home address

lol

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:39

The Store: May 2, 2009

Yodzilla posted:

man i just loving love freemium apps give them all to me

freemium is an alright idea on paper but prioritizes revenue over the player/customer in the long run. depends on how it's structured, though

you can't support a handheld (let alone an Android one) on that

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:45

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Jetpack Joyride is a good freemium game. maybe the only one

# ? Aug 30, 2012 21:58

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Yodzilla posted:

Jetpack Joyride is a good freemium game. maybe the only one

i paid for the coin doubler

also i buy crate keys, mann up tickets, and loot vouchers in tf2

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:00

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Dr. Honked posted:

xposted from gaming thrad.. a new android games handheld

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playmg/mg-first-portable-gaming-system-for-the-android-ma?ref=live

UNLIMITED FREEMIUM APPS

COSTS THE SAME AS A 3DS

no, no its not a phone

PlayMG is a new start-up, created in July of 2012, with a very simple cause: fuel the "redesign of gaming" and create more play in life. Our team of 9 have been working for the past ~145 days to design and develop the MG Gaming Solution to be ready for the 2012 Holiday selling season.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:02

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Dr. Honked posted:

xposted from gaming thrad.. a new android games handheld

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playmg/mg-first-portable-gaming-system-for-the-android-ma?ref=live

UNLIMITED FREEMIUM APPS

COSTS THE SAME AS A 3DS

no, no its not a phone

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:04

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

quote:

Every once in a great while, the packaging of a new product can be just as cool as the new product itself. MG will be the first to present, and have exclusivity for, a new packaging concept created by our partners at Burgopak USA. It's called The Slider. Words really don't do it just, or the picture below. You will just have to get a MG for yourself to "feel" the experience.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:06

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

expect companies to cargo-cult 'trade dress' a lot in the next 6 months as they just heard that term and it is an apple thing so they're really excited about what the future holds :downs:

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:13

Guido van Possum: Apr 7, 2012; by T. Finninho

Cocoa Crispies posted:

i paid for the coin doubler

also i buy crate keys, mann up tickets, and loot vouchers in tf2

have you considered donating your throw away money to a charity instead?

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:28

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

Best freemium game is You Don't Know Jack on facebok

# ? Aug 30, 2012 22:42

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pocket planes was p cool

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:25

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Guido van Possum posted:

have you considered donating your throw away money to a charity instead?

no but it feels good to be excited about imaginary video game stuff that i'm party to

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:30

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Sparta posted:

guys only a week left to fund this guys sorta idea for making a website of tabels

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1630905008/statpediacom?ref=category

he jus tneeds a third of a million dolles

I am 26 years old. I grew up in Southern California. My undergraduate degree is in business administration. Upon graduation I moved to Philadelphia to become a Financial Institution Specialist for the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation to help out with the financial crisis.

After 2 years, in 2011 I moved back to California and went to work for an internet startup social networking company as a hard working seasonal intern. Upon completion of the internship, I floated around some various ideas for this project, and began on my journey of creating this particular website.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:45

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

So he was basically part of a bank closing SWAT team, which I guess is awesome. Roll into a bank on Friday at 4PM, shut everything down, and by Monday morning the bank and all its assets are property of the United States Government :black101:

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:50

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

but who will fix the crisis that's happening on his head

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:53

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Jonny 290 posted:

i've decided on a freemium model for my police dispatch mobile app, the paid version and free versions will be the exact same except the free version will occasionally notify you of a nonexistent fire at your home address

happened to me irl at work

# ? Aug 30, 2012 23:57

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Best freemium game is You Don't Know Jack on facebok

# ? Aug 31, 2012 00:14

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:33

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I want to know which 1 idiot friend of mine paid for ydkj stuff tho

# ? Aug 31, 2012 00:15

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