KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

I want your honest opinion about something. - Have I ever been less than forthright? - No, you haven't. Well, maybe you have. What do I know. - Yeah, I probably have. Yeah, of course I have. What am I talking about?

# ? Aug 31, 2012 16:41

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:05

LARRY JEW: Jan 7, 2010; Mopey Dick

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:03

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

LARRY JEW posted:

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

CrazyJoeDevola?

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:09

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

LARRY JEW posted:

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

I did this with a PSN account and everything was taken as well. I kept getting more and more obscure until I ended up with BoomboxIncident...

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:11

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

LARRY JEW posted:

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

It's A Junior Mint

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:13

User-Friendly: Apr 27, 2008; Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

LARRY JEW posted:

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

TobiasLehighNagy?

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:16

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

What about LoveTheCabin? You're telling me someone has LoveTheCabin? PSLoveTheCabin?

Edit: You can search here: http://www.xboxgamertag.com/

LoveTheCabin is available. As is CrazyJoeDavola. :colbert:

Hell, you can have georgeyboy.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Aug 31, 2012

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:20

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

LARRY JEW posted:

Coming up with a Seinfeld related Xbox Live name is feeling like a lost cause right now. Everything is taken.

I don't know the character limit so forgive me if these are too long.

FrankCostanzasLawyer
NextStopPottersville
ShtickleofFluoride
TheJimmyLegs
TheJimmyArms
IzzyMandelbaumSurvivor26
MaidDiddler
FugitiveSexFiend
Mmmm_IStoppedShort

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:23

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Or MandelbaumMandelbaum.

This is fun!

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:24

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

^ ^ ^ #1Dad or World'sGreatestDad...that's better than #1. ^ ^ ^

RatHat (Edit: Taken)

BackInBusiness (Edit: Taken)

TheLumbarYard

I'mTheWiz

NobodyBeatsMe (Edit: Taken)

MyFather'sGay

He'sMyButler

K-Uger (Edit: Taken)

MyLittleCableBoy

KarlFarbman

I'veGotKarlFarbman

SERENITYNOW!

Edit: V V V Well, yeah, if you wanted to be lame. V V V

Double edit: Man, this makes me wish I could change my PSN account name...drat you, Sony!

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Aug 31, 2012

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:25

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

jerryseinfeld is still available!

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:25

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

WellIveGotGonorrhea

ThatSoundsAboutRight

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

WellIveGotGonorrhea

Did you add the "Well" because you searched for IveGotGonorrhea and found out it already exists?

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:34

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

WhoIsThis?

AndreaDoriaSurvivor

ThoseAren'tBuoys

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:45

complicated shoes: Sep 11, 2001; Do you do tongue pushups?

IsThatATitleist?

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:50

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TheyreRealAndTheyreSpectacular

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:50

Not An Irish Monk: May 1, 2009

I just re-watched The Blood, and I love how its established that Kramer calls Jerry's parents every week :3:

# ? Aug 31, 2012 17:58

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

MyWalletsGone

# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:20

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

VanBurenBoy

Fake edit: gently caress, taken.

Uhh... PricklyPete? (Available!)

For that matter, so is SlipperyPete.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:32

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

KokoTheMonkey, RochelleRochelle, DavidPuddy, and ThatsAShame are all available

Mulva and TheMoops are taken

# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:42

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

I don't have Xbawk so I can't check the --oh, there's a gamer tag seacher. Ok well I'm too lazy to check on PS3. These are all available.

TakeThePen

DelBocaVistaPhase3

KramericaIndustries

HellooooLaLaLaaa

CostanzaLordOfTheIdiots

VegetableLasagna (Someone should scoop this one up)

EggplantCalzone (and this one)

ThePitaPocket

UTalk2The8Ball

USayinUWantAPieceOfMe

Cartwright4

Robnoxious fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 31, 2012

# ? Aug 31, 2012 18:42

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Hazel>YourMother

Can you have characters I don't know.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 19:05

LARRY JEW: Jan 7, 2010; Mopey Dick

WOAH. You guys are awesome. But I think I'm going to go with a Curb related gamertag, since most of these are taken when I try to do it on xbox instead of checking the websites.

If anyone wants to play some games with Groats Disease on xbox, let me know and i'll send you weird Seinfeld related messages.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 19:27

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Is TractorStory taken?

But anyway, watch this giant Seinfeld GIF: http://maxgif.com/1Z

# ? Aug 31, 2012 20:02

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

OfCourseItsCashmere
YouAreALoverBoy
EatTheFly
DylanMurphy
ColinObrien

I believe you have to pay to change your gamertag but if it's free I am definitely going Seinfeld reference.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 20:54

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

Coffee And Pie posted:

Is TractorStory taken?

But anyway, watch this giant Seinfeld GIF: http://maxgif.com/1Z

This is without a doubt the greatest thing I have ever seen.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 21:34

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

neoboman posted:

OfCourseItsCashmere
YouAreALoverBoy
EatTheFly
DylanMurphy
ColinObrien

I believe you have to pay to change your gamertag but if it's free I am definitely going Seinfeld reference.

AhhThePeat

# ? Aug 31, 2012 21:54

Heavy_D: Feb 16, 2002; "rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

I got a great name for your xbox account, you wanna hear what it is?

sevencostansa

A beautiful tag for a girl - or a boy!

# ? Aug 31, 2012 22:28

K. Farb: Aug 6, 2009; I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.

Heavy_D posted:

I got a great name for your xbox account, you wanna hear what it is?

sevencostansa

A beautiful tag for a girl - or a boy!

Now it's not gonna be original. It's gonna lose all its cachet.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 22:33

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not caring!

# ? Aug 31, 2012 22:45

Electromax: May 6, 2007

This just inspired me to create a backup PSN name that was still available - DoctorBison.

Surprised how many were taken, though. You can check at this URL:
http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=NAMEHERE

Unavailable:
DavidPuddy
DavePuddy
ThisIsPuddy
AskThe8Ball
SevenCostanza
ArtVandelay
DrBison

If DoctorBison was taken I was gonna go with 8BallJacket, also available. Something about the way Jackie Chiles says to his secretary "Call Dr. Bison - tell him it's for me." cracks me up everytime. We never hear more about this mysterious Dr. Bison but I love that name.

# ? Aug 31, 2012 22:51

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Electromax posted:

This just inspired me to create a backup PSN name that was still available - DoctorBison.

Surprised how many were taken, though. You can check at this URL:
http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=NAMEHERE

Unavailable:
DavidPuddy
DavePuddy
ThisIsPuddy
AskThe8Ball
SevenCostanza
ArtVandelay
DrBison

If DoctorBison was taken I was gonna go with 8BallJacket, also available. Something about the way Jackie Chiles says to his secretary "Call Dr. Bison - tell him it's for me." cracks me up everytime. We never hear more about this mysterious Dr. Bison but I love that name.

I didn't get it till you posted the line it's from. :downs: