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Jale posted:Dolph Ziggler
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triplexpac posted:but then Dave went on to frame it that Dolph would need to have an arm injury and refuse to job and then get fired, or something like that haha Austin was injured in Japan, and the taping that he missed because of that injury was one where he was going to job out pretty bad, and WCW didn't think he was really injured so they canned him. And also Dave goes super-literal on his analogies.
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CVagts posted:Austin was injured in Japan, and the taping that he missed because of that injury was one where he was going to job out pretty bad, and WCW didn't think he was really injured so they canned him. And also Dave goes super-literal on his analogies. Yeah I know the was the case with Austin. I just love examples of Dave being super literal.
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New Shootcast. I had RandomBattle sit down and watch Smackdown, and get his reactions. He hasn't watched wrestling at all since the attitude era, and wasn't a superfan even then. His reactions will make you 
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triplexpac posted:Yeah I know the was the case with Austin. I just love examples of Dave being super literal. Dave's pretty great like that. Hell, why wouldn't someone fake an injury to get out of jobbing to The Renegade.
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I also loved "WWF hired Austin? We didn't want him anyway."  "Oh, WWF is pushing Austin as a main eventer? Well that's because we've got more talent than WWF does and he couldn't make it here" *one year later* 
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So which wrestler is going to refuse to job to The Ryback, get fired because of it, move to TNA and make them the biggest wrestling promotion in the world?
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Gonzo McFee posted:So which wrestler is going to refuse to job to The Ryback, get fired because of it, move to TNA and make them the biggest wrestling promotion in the world?
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Perigryn posted:That's easy: Alex Riley. But he grew up always wanting to be a Sports Entertainer!
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Dave is now on Twitter! @DaveMeltzerWON
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He's making unprompted HHH jokes. What has the world come to?
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Swagger Dagger posted:He's making unprompted HHH jokes. What has the world come to? I don't know... but I like it. edit: "I mean, I was at a party last night and... *laughs* it's not like I went around talking about Japanese wrestling." 
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Does anyone have any advice for dealing with a massively inflated head? I hate when Joe's right.
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dshban posted:Does anyone have any advice for dealing with a massively inflated head? I hate when Joe's right.
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Huge wall of text incoming. Okay, some smartass started a GDT for UFC 151. Which is a pretty funny troll. But then they forgot they who they were trollin'. (Should Chael be at the arena) Dave posted:He should be there with a camera crew and Lance Russell with an octagon and 11,000 empty seats. Empty Arena matches started in Memphis quote:Right now he should ask for a ten count and have them count Jones out. quote:The crowd sure is arriving late. The place is empty and the PPV portion is about to start. quote:I wonder if we can trick Hunter into thinking this is a boxing show and they want him to hold up Jones' belt because he thinks we mean Roy Jones and see if he forgets to bring his fake cast again so we can get a big story on WWE.com as damage control. He thought that one was so good he tweeted it too (Are we getting a recap on observer radio) quote:In honor of the legacy of UFC 151 that will be one hour of silence. quote:Maybe we can start a petition to get Cameron hired as a ring girl. At least if Dana asks her the best match she's ever seen, and she says Miesha Tate vs. Julie Kedzie, people will think she knows what she's talking about. (crowd seems dead) quote:Fight Factory kills people's heat. quote:Chael just showed up. Sounds like he memorized some Terry Funk promo from 1981. quote:He just poured motor oil over his head and said, "BTW, his reach won't matter. He will hit me, so what. I will get him down, and he will NEVER get up. I'm 5 takedowns away from being Champ."  quote:Henderson's in the front row with a crutch. I smell a set up. quote:Mayhem Miller just arrived. He's holding a fire extinguisher and he's looking for Nick Diaz. This could give the sport a black eye. What? I don't even... quote:Police just showed up. Miller apologized. He said it was a miscommunication. He said he was reading a story in the Las Vegas Sun that called the Mandalay Bay Events Center the "Cathedral" of entertainment. Then he took all his clothes off and he was wearing underwear that read "Don't be scared, Homie." ... Oh  quote:Somebody at press row just told me a joke.  quote:John Laurinaitis was watching the feed and when Jay Hieron came out, he thought it was the guy who did the Ric Flair and Randy Savage impersonation on Impact. quote:Dana just texted me. He said the empty arena was because September is the start of Christmas season and the fan base is all out shopping. He did agree the judging sucked in the last fight. quote:Miguel Torres just got hired back. Now he's back on twitter. He going for Marty's record. (gets heckled) quote:Hath. You're still retarded even in the middle of a fantasy show. Zing. quote:Great, just what we need is a replay of the Guida vs. Maynard fight. Glad Gray didn't get hurt two weeks before this fight or else they'd have no time to completely rework Guida's brilliant game plan for the new opponent. quote:Main event doesn't even start for 25 more minutes. Hieron is stinking the joint up still. (This can't really be Dave) quote:If you can rationalize that a guy trained until he was ready to puke, had all his training partners pound on him for three straight months to get ready, was about to make a million dollars and then decided it was smarter to become a laughing stock, then yes, it really is me. quote:Okada vs. Tanahashi was way more fun. quote:Torres was just fired again. Free advice to UFC fighters, don't joke about someone saying Stop Don't No loudly and pretending you heard no don't stop because you're dyslexic. (Forrest ran out of the building) quote:Like Jackson would need more than three days to come up with that game plan. quote:Every time Buffer announces him as Jake Ellen Berger, I keep thinking his parents conceived him watching some afternoon talk show host. quote:Have you ever thought about what life must be like if you're Evangelista Cyborg Santos, and everywhere you go people talk behind your back about how your husband beats you up worse than Nick Diaz ever did? quote:Overeem isn't really that scary, but he can sure run fast. Did you know Overeem runs a 4.3 40? He did tonight when some guy holding a cup tapped him on the shoulder. I'm here all week, stay for the fish. quote:Yeah, about that guy who ran WCW and did a storyline where he was trying to put WCW out of business. That worked out well. Kind of like that booker who thought it would be a good idea to run a storyline that his wife was having an affair on him with some guy he's feuding with. (Someone posted that Chael was going to wait in the rafters at every UFC show until he gets his title shot which I thought was pretty funny) quote:I've already talked with Chael about this. And then the thread ends with Coughlin saying Dave is the Undertaker because he always brings it on the big shows, and Todd going "WTF is going on".
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People who Dave follows: John Cena, Jim Ross, Dixie Carter, Kurt Angle, Stone Cold, The Rock, AJ Styles and The New York Times. Perigryn fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Sep 4, 2012 |
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How can anyone in the world hate Dave Meltzer after reading that
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Cardboard Box posted:How can anyone in the world hate Dave Meltzer after reading that
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Cardboard Box posted:How can anyone in the world hate Dave Meltzer after reading that He's finally found a place where he isn't cripplingly awkward.
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I just realised something... Now Dave can call out anyone on Twitter who's being stupid like Angle!
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LordPants posted:Huge wall of text incoming. I still wouldn't call this as good as the daily news updates where he just trolls everything there. Those are works of beauty.
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Perigryn posted:People who Dave follows:
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Jack Krauser posted:Fixed. I have no idea how he thought that account was legit.
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I am more interested in who follows Dave. Namely, who is the first WWE or TNA talent/writer to be stupid enough to follow him and end up in the dog house.
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MassRayPer posted:I am more interested in who follows Dave. Namely, who is the first WWE or TNA talent/writer to be stupid enough to follow him and end up in the dog house. I'm hoping this fool outs himself.
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:At least one WWE guy seriously thought Johnny would clear an Observer interview in January. Yeah I'm so curious who it is. I like to think it was John Cena, that he's completely sheltered to the politics and pettiness of the WWE.
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triplexpac posted:Yeah I'm so curious who it is. I like to think it was John Cena, that he's completely sheltered to the politics and pettiness of the WWE. Given he's done two interviews on WOL in the past he wouldn't be the least likely candidate.
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triplexpac posted:Yeah I'm so curious who it is. I like to think it was John Cena, that he's completely sheltered to the politics and pettiness of the WWE. Anyone would believe Dave when he said it would never happen unless they were incredibly naive or believed they were in a position where the office no longer said no to them. Punk. I guess The Rock falls into the same category. Naive guess: Mark Henry, fresh off a very well regarded run and no longer WHC.
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MassRayPer posted:I am more interested in who follows Dave. Namely, who is the first WWE or TNA talent/writer to be stupid enough to follow him and end up in the dog house.
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Perigryn posted:Well, from my list: Seth Rollins, Kassius Ohno...and THE FINK. Makes you wonder if he was a source. Not that he needed him as back in the day he had half the WWF staff anyway like Patterson and Vince...
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Hero would have been in the middle of his testosterone controversy around the time some WWE guy asked to be on the podcast. Jeff Jarrett and Brodie Lee are also following.
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triplexpac posted:I doubt The Rock would need to ask the WWE to do a media appearance, even if it is Wrestling Observer. If he really wanted to do it, I assume he would do it. Rock did a WOR appearance didn't he? Like right before he came back? Might be mixing it up with Bret or something. I know Stone Cold and Jericho both did.
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The best part of the Jericho one (which was really just to shill his book) is him cracking everyone up with the "Jericho gets locked out of the arena" story.
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Sometimes I remember just really weird moments from old WORs and I feel like I can't get it out of my head unless I share it. Here's one of them. I remember, I think soon after Brock had his first kid, Bryan was being really weird about (and I'm quoting to the best of my knowledge) "if anyone was going to eat their own kid, it would be Brock." Which led to Dave responding literally, as Dave is wont to do, and telling Bryan the Brock is not going to eat his son. And then Bryan sputtered and said something like he isn't saying Brock was going to eat his son, but if SOMEONE was going to eat his or her son, it would be Brock. And then Dave reiterated that Brock was not going to eat his kid. So I'm wondering if anyone else remembers hearing this, and especially if time is making me remember this as more bizarre than it actually was.
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