Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

drat Samir Nasri, you got SERVED SON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u56kJjrlXuI

# ? Sep 4, 2012 18:16

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:51

TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Sort of feel the authorities should be aware of this kid...

# ? Sep 4, 2012 18:25

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

They're like hostage videos and he's reading out his captors' demands.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 18:26

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2012/9/2/light-the-blue-toilet-paper-its-the-clasico-cruceo.html

quote:

It�s Sunday, and Club Blooming and Oriente Petrolero are meeting in the 159th Clasico Cruce�o. They�re the two biggest teams in Santa Cruz, a rapidly expanding city in Bolivia�s eastern lowlands, a 20-hour train ride from the Brazilian border.

The derby is famed for its combustible atmosphere and potential for violence both off and on the pitch (a notable incident in 2009 included a flying karate kick and criminal charges brought against a player). On this occasion it features two teams toiling in midtable. In five games each prior to the match, they�ve managed a combined total of eight goals.

Both sides call the Estadio Tahuichi Aguilera, a mile south of the city�s leafy plaza, home but it�s Blooming�s patch for the day.

[...]

As the final whistle blows, the referee is surrounded by players, officials and, quickly, riot police, as a melee unfathomable from the stands develops in the middle of the pitch. The players head in dribs and drabs towards the tunnel as Oriente�s fans � who without being deafening have sang relentlessly throughout the game � continue with their vocal support. Blooming�s fans launch yet more firecrackers and it�s impossible to see what�s going on from the southwest corner of the ground.

It later emerges that missiles � or fireworks, to be more specific � thrown by Blooming supporters in the curva have landed in the immediate vicinity of Oriente manager Erwin Sanchez on his way to the tunnel, and he ends up in a heap on the floor. The pyrotechnics don�t end there as Blooming set fire to paper in the stand. The police � later criticized for reacting slowly � then respond by launching tear gas into the Blooming section.

I liked the photo.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 18:35

mikewozere: Jun 2, 2008; Aiiiii

Thirteenth Step posted:

Oh jesus christ he's got a few of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52xGjbOywQ

Bart Simpson wall paper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tcF4nlVNk

# ? Sep 4, 2012 18:42

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

His repeated kissing of the badge oh god

# ? Sep 4, 2012 19:39

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

Enrique has a new haircut...

Scouse as gently caress

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:11

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

c0burn posted:

Enrique has a new haircut...

Scouse as gently caress

Pretty good delts too

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:18

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

c0burn posted:

Enrique has a new haircut...

Scouse as gently caress

He'll fit right in with our Skinhead XI:

code:

             Reina
Johnson  Skrtel  Agger  Enrique
       Spearing  Shelvey
   ???        Cole      ???
              ???

We need some attackers to shave their heads.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:27

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

c0burn posted:

Enrique has a new haircut...

Scouse as gently caress

He looks very European

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:34

good luck kitten: Aug 18, 2004; Tripping the light fantastic

TyChan posted:

http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2012/9/2/light-the-blue-toilet-paper-its-the-clasico-cruceo.html

I liked the photo.

Fun fact, a kid I went to high school with plays for Oriente Petrolero.

Pretty cool picture.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:35

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

vyelkin posted:

He'll fit right in with our Skinhead XI:
code:
             Reina
Johnson  Skrtel  Agger  Enrique
       Spearing  Shelvey
   ???        Cole      ???
              ???
We need some attackers to shave their heads.

I'm not sure you want Luis Suarez to shave his head tbqh

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:39

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

c0burn posted:

Enrique has a new haircut...

Scouse as gently caress

For a second I thought it was Rib�ry

# ? Sep 4, 2012 21:54

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

Vegetable posted:

His repeated kissing of the badge oh god

For some reason I found this harder to watch than his utterly awful chants.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:22

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:30

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bobby Digital posted:

even worse than his shirt at disneyland that cost more than 9000�

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:31

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bobby Digital posted:

Hahahaha Villa owns

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Adulterous Hitler posted:

even worse than his shirt at disneyland that cost more than 9000�

This one probably cost just as much

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:40

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Adulterous Hitler posted:

even worse than his shirt at disneyland that cost more than 9000�

Also jorts w. flower trim that were like �400

# ? Sep 4, 2012 22:44

JunkDeluxe: Oct 21, 2008

There should be a written quote printed on their paycheck "Don't spend on stupid poo poo"

# ? Sep 4, 2012 23:36

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

JunkDeluxe posted:

There should be a written quote printed on their paycheck "Don't spend on stupid poo poo"

But how would their wives eat?

# ? Sep 4, 2012 23:45

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Do footballers go bankrupt after retirement at the rate NFL players do? I

# ? Sep 4, 2012 23:59

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

ayb posted:

Do footballers go bankrupt after retirement at the rate NFL players do? I

Judging by the secret footballer plenty are on the border even before retirement. Owen is hawking himself around so much to keep his horse habit up which will be terry and then rooney in a few years.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:04

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Judging by the secret footballer plenty are on the border even before retirement. Owen is hawking himself around so much to keep his horse habit up which will be terry and then rooney in a few years.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/story/2012-04-22/Pro-athletes-and-financial-trouble/54465664/1

78% of nfl and 60%.of nba players. Yeesh

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:05

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Is it because their young and impressionable or just plain dumb and squander the money on mansions and lambos or is it because they're being taken advantage of by someone?

Honestly I have a hard time feeling bad for them if it's the former (most likely)

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:13

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Definitely seems like a combination of the two.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:18

Grainbarn: Jul 2, 2007; What the fuck did I do?

Drogadon posted:

Is it because their young and impressionable or just plain dumb and squander the money on mansions and lambos or is it because they're being taken advantage of by someone?

Honestly I have a hard time feeling bad for them if it's the former (most likely)

It's always a combination. Most star athletes have been treated as such since they showed promise, and that continues to get heaped on more and more as they show more and more talent. Add in a disproportionate amount of them coming from low-income backgrounds, sprinkle on some poo poo-heel investors ready to empty your pockets and waste your money with investments. Throw in a Lambo, a mansion for Ma and you're pretty well on your way to bankruptcy in a few years when the millions no longer exist but bills for a millionaire do.

Especially in America, it's mostly a low education/low income upbringing and then sudden wealth and having no idea what the gently caress to do with it or who to trust with it. I doubt it's much different for soccer players.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:29

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Drogadon posted:

Is it because their young and impressionable or just plain dumb and squander the money on mansions and lambos or is it because they're being taken advantage of by someone?

Honestly I have a hard time feeling bad for them if it's the former (most likely)

Little from column A, little from column B

I can't believe the rate of NFL players going bankrupt is almost 80 loving percent, you think the Player's Association would maybe run some How to Handle Your Wealth seminars or some poo poo, that's shocking

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:41

Big Black Dick: Mar 20, 2009

T. Mascis posted:

Little from column A, little from column B

I can't believe the rate of NFL players going bankrupt is almost 80 loving percent, you think the Player's Association would maybe run some How to Handle Your Wealth seminars or some poo poo, that's shocking

They do. It's required for all rookies to take.

e: Sorry, it's put on by the NFLPA, not the league and it's not required but a fair number of rookies do attend.

Big Black Dick fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Sep 5, 2012

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:42

LaneAveElite: Oct 31, 2010

Not to mention the number of kids these guys have out of wedlock. As far as I know the level of child support you are ordered to pay is calculated using the level of income you are at when the child is born. When you're making $5m/yr when the kids are born it's pretty hard to keep up the child support payments when your income goes back to a more normal level after retirement, even if you're lucky enough to land a lucrative TV job.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 00:56

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

I read a book called Futebol The Brazilian Way by Alex Bellos and it has the story of Garrincha who was Brazil's second best footballer during Pele's time and how he died piss poor and forgotten, it wasn't until he actually died that people remembered he existed, really sad story.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 01:25

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

El Hefe posted:

I read a book called Futebol The Brazilian Way by Alex Bellos and it has the story of Garrincha who was Brazil's second best footballer during Pele's time and how he died piss poor and forgotten, it wasn't until he actually died that people remembered he existed, really sad story.

For the "Behind the Music" version, you can watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w544ZEYa1Q

# ? Sep 5, 2012 02:12

Babby Thatcher: May 3, 2004; concept by my buddy kyle

mikewozere posted:

Bart Simpson wall paper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tcF4nlVNk

the small bart.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmkb_5sNnE

# ? Sep 5, 2012 03:22

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Can't believe I hadn't seen this before, first video on this page is best commentator ever Bambino Pons singing Aguero's league-winning goal:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/the-best-commentary-to-sergio-agueros-title-winner-for-manchester-city-v-qpr/

# ? Sep 5, 2012 05:23

Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Stadium of Light one down the page is magical.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 05:35

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

lovely Fuckboy posted:

They do. It's required for all rookies to take.

e: Sorry, it's put on by the NFLPA, not the league and it's not required but a fair number of rookies do attend.

I remember that one of the big points of the presentation is to not let anyone from your neighborhood/friends/family touch your money. Apparently, most of the issues stem from having to "take care of the people who got you there", which, it turns out, is always 20-30 people all wanting a check or a house.

In the NBA, the common wisdom is that your second contract is when you can start planning your future. Because your first $3-5m is all gone in 3 years from setting up your family/friends/entourage.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 06:07

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

Babby Thatcher posted:

the small bart.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmkb_5sNnE

That kid makes it just a tad more embarrassing to be an Arsenal fan.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 06:22

stickyfngrdboy: Oct 21, 2010

Babby Thatcher posted:

[video type="arsenal chanting mummy's boy"]

He doesn't even take the time to memorise his own chants! He made me angry! :argh:

# ? Sep 5, 2012 09:06

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTcxsLk24s video of a calf invading the pitch at a Polish Sunday League match.

# ? Sep 5, 2012 09:58

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:51

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Fellaini took his brother to the Orient game:

# ? Sep 5, 2012 10:20

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