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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

God Of Paradise posted:

Cobra is a much better gimmick than Jumpin Jeff Farmer. Same guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

Nope, this is THE Cobra http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Takano

Jeff Farmer didn't start wrestling until the 90s.

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
More of that Off The Air series is out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOw-TbFgFM

Shows that King and Cole are just a bunch of bullies.

e: Lawler is a double bully.

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 4, 2012

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012


Flameingblack posted:

Shows that King and Lawler are just a bunch of bullies.

I was confused about this for at least 5 seconds until I realised it was a typo.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
New Jack and Balls Mahony attempt to legit murder each other in a shoot video that Rob Feinstein thought was a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWa0UYuq7iM

Only a respected man such as Rob could bring together an alleged heroin addict and a known unstable and potentially dangerous sociopath.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
Here's a really fun match from Sweden:
The Clown Eddie Vega faces his arch nemisis, Le Mime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ-Ee4mrnD8&t=4252s

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

Flameingblack posted:

More of that Off The Air series is out:

Shows that King and Cole are just a bunch of bullies.

e: Lawler is a double bully.

Funny to hear them tear into Chimel for slightly mispronouncing "WWF" when they both say "WW Universe" thirty times on every show these days.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Flameingblack posted:

More of that Off The Air series is out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOw-TbFgFM

Shows that King and Cole are just a bunch of bullies.

e: Lawler is a double bully.
Also: Kurt Angle's nude butt.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Seymour Buttz posted:

Funny to hear them tear into Chimel for slightly mispronouncing "WWF" when they both say "WW Universe" thirty times on every show these days.

Also Chimel makes maybe, I dunno, 3 or 4 mistakes a year, they make 3 or 4 a show. Chimel's good at his job.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Flameingblack posted:

More of that Off The Air series is out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOw-TbFgFM

Shows that King and Cole are just a bunch of bullies.

e: Lawler is a double bully.

Could you tag that please. It contains a butt and now I am confused and panicked.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


RacistGuidingLight posted:

Could you tag that please. It contains a butt and now I am confused and panicked.

It is utterly perplexing how much they hate Chimmel.

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

It is utterly perplexing how much they hate Chimmel.

And how much they hate everyone around them. I guess in order to remain sane they have to balance out their overly chipper personalities during on-air segments by being the most unlikable assholes in between.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuLsw4BzDg
Someone brought this up to me and holy poo poo he does look like The Ryback.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
I swear I saw Ryback use The Flying Butt Pliers during a house show.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWa0UYuq7iM

:psyduck:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
10 posts up dude.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Also Chimel makes maybe, I dunno, 3 or 4 mistakes a year, they make 3 or 4 a show. Chimel's good at his job.

One wonders how they felt about Lillian Garcia screwing up constantly.

Well, how Cole felt about her. We all know what Jerry was thinking.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Flameingblack posted:

New Jack and Balls Mahony attempt to legit murder each other in a shoot video that Rob Feinstein thought was a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWa0UYuq7iM

Only a respected man such as Rob could bring together an alleged heroin addict and a known unstable and potentially dangerous sociopath.

New Jack seems really angry that Balls is on heroin.

It's really worrying that of all the former ECW guys New Jack is the only one that isn't extremely hosed up from drug use.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jesus, that's uncomfortable to watch. Balls Mahoney looks horrible.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Flameingblack posted:

More of that Off The Air series is out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOw-TbFgFM

Shows that King and Cole are just a bunch of bullies.

e: Lawler is a double bully.

At least they don't even bother trying to hide their utter contempt for the people that keep their jobs in existence

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Guessing this is for NXT and not the main roster but whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5DjNMoX1Ds

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Mr. Carlisle posted:

At least they don't even bother trying to hide their utter contempt for the people that keep their jobs in existence

Everyone kicks downwards. Vince Kicks the on screen talent, the on screen talent kicks the lesser on screen talent, the lesser on screen talent takes to the twitter and the youtubes.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gonzo McFee posted:

New Jack seems really angry that Balls is on heroin.

It's really worrying that of all the former ECW guys New Jack is the only one that isn't extremely hosed up from drug use.

Mick Foley, Tommy Dreamer, Tajiri, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck do not seem hosed up due to drugs.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Gonzo McFee posted:

Everyone kicks downwards. Vince Kicks the on screen talent, the on screen talent kicks the lesser on screen talent, the lesser on screen talent takes to the twitter and the youtubes.

Their behavior really reeks of a situation where they are secure where they are because everyone beneath them in the totem pole has no pull at all, and everyone above them has people to deal with that are actually important. That feeling that jerks get when they know they are set for as long as they want to be there and most everyone else will be lucky to be there for three years.

Maybe that's inputting a lot there, but I have never heard anything nice about Michael Cole.

rahum
Jun 21, 2004
happy ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76L9ZoEFfzA

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
This is obviously quite old now, but I've never seen it. If you want to see Dolph Ziggler take five tennis balls to the groin, Chris Masters hit in the head with a baseball bat, and Trent Baretta beaten by a German girl with sausage nunchucks... well, you've come to the right place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuA6vLPc48

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

apsouthern posted:

This is obviously quite old now, but I've never seen it. If you want to see Dolph Ziggler take five tennis balls to the groin, Chris Masters hit in the head with a baseball bat, and Trent Baretta beaten by a German girl with sausage nunchucks... well, you've come to the right place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuA6vLPc48

Dolph giving the kid pointers while he beats on Chris with the bat STILL makes me laugh.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Suben posted:

Guessing this is for NXT and not the main roster but whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5DjNMoX1Ds
Frickin' dubstep ruins everything

Edit: Well, not Audrey Marie, but I'm just saying.

Shawn Cotureier fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Sep 5, 2012

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

VogeGandire posted:

Dolph giving the kid pointers while he beats on Chris with the bat STILL makes me laugh.
and when the kid walks away dejected, they look at Chris like HE'S to blame :lol:

Poor JTG though. I can't blame him one bit...

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Mike Quackenbush, Jigsaw, & Minami Toyota vs Los Maximos & Amazing Red
King of Trios 2011, Night 1. Very emotional night off the death of Larry Sweeney.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDytI1mbyU

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Glad to see Manami can still go. She's my favorite female wrestler ever, and I'm surprised how well her body seems to have held up after years of high-impact Joshi wrestling.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

God Of Paradise posted:

Glad to see Manami can still go. She's my favorite female wrestler ever, and I'm surprised how well her body seems to have held up after years of high-impact Joshi wrestling.
She has some extra cushion for all those top-rope dropkicks, but her strength isn't what it was. It was kind of sad watching her try and lift people up for her Ocean Suplex variations.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Flameingblack posted:

She has some extra cushion for all those top-rope dropkicks, but her strength isn't what it was. It was kind of sad watching her try and lift people up for her Ocean Suplex variations.

If you mean like male wrestlers, then yeah that should kind of be expected.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Flameingblack posted:

Mike Quackenbush, Jigsaw, & Minami Toyota vs Los Maximos & Amazing Red
King of Trios 2011, Night 1. Very emotional night off the death of Larry Sweeney.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDytI1mbyU

I marked out hard when Quack did the Sweet N Sour Strut before hitting the 68' Comeback Special.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

KungFu Grip posted:

If you mean like male wrestlers, then yeah that should kind of be expected.
She has having troubles with Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I marked out hard when Quack did the Sweet N Sour Strut before hitting the 68' Comeback Special.

Everybody did. The huge "Sweet and Sour" chant that the end of the match got genuinely got Quack all emotional. He was crying as he left to the back. I'm sure a lot of people were, come to think of it.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KCuwQrsmw

First time I saw and realized kayfabe broke was the 'make it good' right before the hellish arm break that in shots afterwards rather obviously didn't happen. Jesus, Dusty, you of all people should know that what happens as carny stays as carny.

The other time was a spread in The Wrestler or maybe even PWI of the guys on their day off. And in a couple shots you have Flair and Tully Blanchard lounging around the pool... and in a shot a page over you have the leisure time of Magnum TA... lounging in what is obviously the same pool with the same people. NO.. NOOO! Kayfabe ruined!

Back then the whole drat business was carny as hell, and to break it like that was rather strange.

Edit - I always thought TA was Arn-level good on the camera... probably a different thread, but no accident to cripple him, where is he now?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

acejackson42 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KCuwQrsmw

First time I saw and realized kayfabe broke was the 'make it good' right before the hellish arm break that in shots afterwards rather obviously didn't happen. Jesus, Dusty, you of all people should know that what happens as carny stays as carny.

I wonder why they didn't just bleep it out since they were doing it all over the place in the rest of the clip.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Kota Ibushi & Sanshiro Takagi take a trip to a shopping mall. (NAKAZAWA and Ishii are around too)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAxadE07pUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6wFXbBxUTQ

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I always assumed they left in him saying Make it good because that was Dusty's character's kayfabe way of saying "You drat well better hope you get this right, because otherwise, I will gently caress you up".

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Everybody did. The huge "Sweet and Sour" chant that the end of the match got genuinely got Quack all emotional. He was crying as he left to the back. I'm sure a lot of people were, come to think of it.

Bryce yelling "We love you Sweeney!" on commentary as Jigsaw hits the 12 Large elbow is a bittersweet moment, too.

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