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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

atomic gog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTcxsLk24s video of a calf invading the pitch at a Polish Sunday League match.

Stoke unveil new central defender...

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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Speaking of money.. This was found in a taxi in Malmö

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

belgend posted:

Fellaini took his brother to the Orient game:



Which is his brother?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

jyrka posted:

Which is his brother?

The big fro on the left

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
The best moments from Chris Kamara:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwcaT2VKEy8

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Love Kammy :allears:

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

TraderStav posted:

The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

he's going to tear his knees out before he's 18

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TraderStav posted:

The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

Wonder what other countries he's eligible for.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Music by Dzeko and Torres.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

belgend posted:

Fellaini took his brother to the Orient game:



Didn't realize he was related to Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TraderStav posted:

The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

Until he realizes he has a grandfather from Zimbabwe and decides to play for them instead.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
He doesn't even look that good, even by 8 year old youtube prodigy standards.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

belgend posted:

Fellaini took his brother to the Orient game:



Genuine question: is his brother disabled* in some way?



* is that still the correct terminology?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
He looks like he's mid laugh, not special needs

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
He looks like he's just passed someone from a neighbouring country to the left hand side..

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It was also his posture and how skinny his legs were, so I thought he may also be in need of a wheelchair.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Vagabundo posted:

It was also his posture and how skinny his legs were, so I thought he may also be in need of a wheelchair.

He's clearly laying a thick, juicy fart.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
I think he's just rocking mid laugh at the fact that the other Fellaini is pulling the most terrifying facial expression ever. I'm actually a little bit worried about the guy he has in a headlocks safety now.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Redundant posted:

I think he's just rocking mid laugh at the fact that the other Fellaini is pulling the most terrifying facial expression ever. I'm actually a little bit worried about the guy he has in a headlocks safety now.

Yeah it's no way to treat Iniesta imo.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

TraderStav posted:

The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

I'm curious--how many Canadians have "made it" in football? Owen Hargreaves, Tomasz Radzinski and...?

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

CaptainRightful posted:

I'm curious--how many Canadians have "made it" in football? Owen Hargreaves, Tomasz Radzinski and...?

Junior Hoillet is on the rise!

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Paul Peschisolido?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

How big is the sport in Canada?

Nyarlothotep
Apr 14, 2007
Don't fail to see Nyarlathotep if he comes to Providence. He is horrible — horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful. He haunts one for hours afterward. I am still shuddering at what he showed.
De Guzman?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Paul Stalteri, Craig Forrest and Jason De Vos are all old and/or retired now, but they were pretty successful (or at least they played a lot) in Europe for a while.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Ahh child prodigies... what's Gai Assulin up to? Oh yeah playing in the Spanish 2nd Division which is worse than League One.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Freddy Adu: The next Pele

Literally a thing that was said.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

lovely Fuckboy posted:

Freddy Adu: The next Pele

Literally a thing that was said.

believe.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Vagabundo posted:

How big is the sport in Canada?

It ain't hockey.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



What ever happened to the seal dribble kid?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
He got signed by Inter, never played and now is in Japan. According to Wikipedia he's 24 and has played a total of 32 professional games

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

lovely Fuckboy posted:

Freddy Adu: The next Pele

Literally a thing that was said.

Should've come to spurs at 14 not DC loving United

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

lovely Fuckboy posted:

Freddy Adu: The next Pele

Literally a thing that was said.

Pretty hard to stay competitive when you are in your late thirties.

Violently Car
Dec 2, 2007

You are now entering completely darkness

Vagabundo posted:

How big is the sport in Canada?

It's the most popular youth sport, but its popularity drops off sharply among teens and adults.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Modus Trollens posted:

Should've come to spurs at 14 not DC loving United

But now he's leading* the mighty Philadelphia Union to a 17th place finish!


* from the bench, mostly

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
http://deadspin.com/5940479/20+year+old-soccer-player-gets-pulled-from-stands-suits-up-for-scottish-national-team-scores-game+tying-goal


quote:

The 20-year-old Hamilton Ladies midfielder was only a spectator at the game against Norway before she was rushed to the dressing room following an injury SOS.

She had to play in borrowed boots TWO SIZES too big - with three pairs of socks to keep them on. But she kept her nerve to score the equaliser as Scotland trailed 2-1 with just five minutes left.

Her sudden appearance as a second-half sub left friends and family stunned - as they didn't even know she was at Dunfermline's East End Park.

Delighted Sarah, of Carluke, Lanarkshire, said: I was there for a day out with my pals - next thing I know I'm stepping on the park. It was crazy.

"I couldn't believe it when I scored. It was incredible."

...

She went on: "At the end they said I should come and watch the match. So I was standing with all my friends waiting on a cup of tea when the team administrator came up and asked if I had my boots with me. I didn't.

"So she took me to the changing rooms, and got me kitted out.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
I know it was only a friendly but how is that legal? Ignoring the footballing reasons of teamsheets and whatever surely there are issues with insurance and the like. It's a delightful story though, who doesn't dream of being dragged out of the stand to score the winning goalequaliser?

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It was probably planned.

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Redundant posted:

I know it was only a friendly but how is that legal? Ignoring the footballing reasons of teamsheets and whatever surely there are issues with insurance and the like. It's a delightful story though, who doesn't dream of being dragged out of the stand to score the winning goalequaliser?

she had trained with them that week, I guess she just didn't make the matchday squad

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