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Sep 9, 2012 22:33
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Don't worry guys, that's not actually John! The breath logo is all the wrong way!
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Sep 9, 2012 22:34
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YF-23 posted:B-but what will John have if not a love for terrible movies? Dying.
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Sep 9, 2012 22:36
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Guys, it's okay. It's okay. Now that he's grown up enough to realize Con Air is terrible, he's on his way to developing a true love of Nicholas Cage movies. The first step is realizing it's terrible. Once you're there, you can begin to enjoy it because it's terrible. 
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Sep 9, 2012 22:36
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Little Monsters is still safe, right?
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Sep 9, 2012 22:39
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A good poster posted:Little Monsters is still safe, right? I bet he likes Ghostbusters 1 more than 2 now.
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Sep 9, 2012 22:42
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Let's not jump to conclusions, guys. He's only said this movie sucks. He might still like Armageddon!
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Sep 9, 2012 22:42
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Well, that, err, hmm. I wonder what Davesprite has to say on the matter...
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Sep 9, 2012 22:43
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This is the REAL Vast Expletive.
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Sep 9, 2012 22:53
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MyFaceBeHi posted:Well, that, err, hmm. [S] Davesprite: Mental Breakdown *cue distorted, minor-key version of How Do I Live*
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Sep 9, 2012 22:55
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You remember when Eridan first flipped out and started killin folks, and some people said he was being mind-controlled by Vriska? This time it's happening for real. It MUST be.
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Sep 9, 2012 22:56
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Gnome de plume posted:Let's not jump to conclusions, guys. He's only said this movie sucks. He might still like Armageddon! I hope so. We still need a parody of Armageddon akin to the Con Air parody on [S] John: Reunite With Your Loving Wife and Daughter. I'm surprised there hasn't been already- there's been many heroic sacrifices to serve as opportunities.
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Sep 9, 2012 23:00
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 Made this for myself, but I couldn't think up any fitting ICP lyrics to go under it, so what's even the point?
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Sep 9, 2012 23:01
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John's growing up on us, what if he stops liking Slimer? 
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Sep 9, 2012 23:25
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King of Solomon posted:Guys, it's okay. It's okay. Now that he's grown up enough to realize Con Air is terrible, he's on his way to developing a true love of Nicholas Cage movies. So he's gonna start liking all the nic cage films that are actually worth a drat? Like Knowing? Or Vampire's Kiss? Or maybe even, heaven forbid, Leaving Las Vegas???
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Sep 9, 2012 23:53
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Rooreelooo posted:So he's gonna start liking all the nic cage films that are actually worth a drat? Like Knowing? Or Vampire's Kiss? Or maybe even, heaven forbid, Leaving Las Vegas??? Probably! More importantly, though, he's going to start liking Nic Cage films that suck because they suck.
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Sep 10, 2012 00:00
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Rooreelooo posted:nic cage films that are actually worth a drat? Like Knowing?  get a load of this guy
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Sep 10, 2012 00:00
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I'm honestly surprised there haven't been any Knowing references yet, given that it'd be the last Nic Cage movie to come out in the B1 universe and has a number of (very loose) parallels to Homestuck. Of course, there may have been and I've just missed them because all I know about the film is what's in the Wikipedia article.
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Sep 10, 2012 00:10
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KoB posted:I like to think that the kids are such a high level that they just dont aggro anymore, like in some MMOs.
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Sep 10, 2012 00:17
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No. gently caress this.
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Sep 10, 2012 00:43
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Well, John just went WAY THE gently caress DOWN on my list of "kids who I can see myself in the most." I mean, he was never in Jake or Rose's league by come the gently caress on John. Get your act together. I mean just look at how far Con Air is on the brilliant axis of The Cage Matrix
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Sep 10, 2012 00:51
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See, we don't need to panic yet. We're at the apex of what John will take from this realization, and he may yet make the correct deduction. He may decide that Con Air being poo poo is the reason why it's so lovable, and that embracing the awfulness is good. Prison Warden posted:Well, John just went WAY THE gently caress DOWN on my list of "kids who I can see myself in the most." I mean, he was never in Jake or Rose's league by come the gently caress on John. Get your act together. I'm pretty sure the way that matrix works is by having wrap-around edges, so a movie can be so rubbish that it goes over and comes out again at brilliant.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:15
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Oh god what are you saying?! 
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Sep 10, 2012 01:16
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I am removing my palm from my face.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:23
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Baron La Croix posted:You remember when Eridan first flipped out and started killin folks, and some people said he was being mind-controlled by Vriska? But Vriska loves Nic Cage (not that she would ever say so)
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Sep 10, 2012 01:28
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Why is Meenah the "last" to enter the afterlife? Everyone else has been there for eons and Aranea said she needed to be welcomed.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:31
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Dr Christmas posted:Why is Meenah the "last" to enter the afterlife? Everyone else has been there for eons and Aranea said she needed to be welcomed.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:33
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Dr Christmas posted:Why is Meenah the "last" to enter the afterlife? Everyone else has been there for eons and Aranea said she needed to be welcomed. Paradox Space is loving weird like that, basically.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:33
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Dr Christmas posted:Why is Meenah the "last" to enter the afterlife? Everyone else has been there for eons and Aranea said she needed to be welcomed. chilling out in a castle not doing anything
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Sep 10, 2012 01:34
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Maybe also a Thief of Life side effect?
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Sep 10, 2012 01:38
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Prison Warden posted:I mean just look at how far Con Air is on the brilliant axis of The Cage Matrix Someone just pointed out to me that the Cage head used for the movie "Birdy" has hair that makes him look suspiciously like Dirk. The most anime Nic Cage. 
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Sep 10, 2012 01:39
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Sockser posted:chilling out in a castle not doing anything Admiring her solid gold statue of herself.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:43
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Walliard posted:Admiring her solid gold statue of herself. Melting down the last of her gold and swag to make a solid gold statue of herself. EDIT: For serious though, with the way the Furthest Rings work (or don't work), it is almost implied that Meenah really has only been "dead" for a short while. Everyone else immediately got their dead on sooner, and hung out in the omnipresent dream bubbles, but Meenah only became dream bubble dead much, much later. Aranea said that she had been looking for Meenah ever since they died, but could never find her. What better place for the Horrorterrors to hide her than the future? life_source fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Sep 10, 2012 |
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Sep 10, 2012 01:49
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I interpreted the "cooped up in her castle" thing to be the explanation for what she was doing between "1 year has elapsed" intermission and "2 years have elapsed" intermission, not what she was doing for millenia.
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Sep 10, 2012 01:57
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I don't want to live in a world where John Egbert doesn't like Con Air.
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Sep 10, 2012 02:00
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Yes, yessss. Turn to the dark side, John. Acknowledge that The Rock is and always has been the superior film.
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Sep 10, 2012 02:05
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This update has given us one of the best John faces, though, so it's not all bad.
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Sep 10, 2012 02:05
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Updates aside, I awoke today with a brainstorm on how Hussie can make his kickstarter surge. Check it: Stretch goal: $1,500,000. All SNOUTPAK toys get upgraded with squeak mechanisms. Updates not-aside, hey some fanart I actually like: 
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Sep 10, 2012 02:08
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Seoinin posted:Yes, yessss. Turn to the dark side, John. Acknowledge that The Rock is and always has been the superior film. If loving The Rock is wrong, I don't want to be right. Bobulus posted:Updates aside, I awoke today with a brainstorm on how Hussie can make his kickstarter surge. Check it: I don't know that I'd actually want that. It'd be cute but I'd rather be able to squeeze them without squeaking every time. I like to hug my things a lot.
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Sep 10, 2012 02:42
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It's going to be so awkward when the two crews reunite and Dave tries to reconnect with John by referencing the same old stuff.
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Sep 10, 2012 02:45
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