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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Hey since we're discussing court stuff now I can post my little story about how I got on the front page of the Chattanooga Times Free Press. Basically, the Hamilton County Commission is opening their meetings with a prayer specifically in Jesus's name and a friend of mine is suing them to replace it with a moment of silence. They've refused and have continued with the prayer despite repeated letters from the Freedom From Religion Foundation and also residents of Hamilton County. They're being represented by the Alliance Defense Fund (who just changed their name apparently) which is an extreme right wing group trying to keep prayer in schools and the Christian God in government.

That's the backstory. I was reading to them this blog post by a local Christian activist which basically called them out on not being Christ-like. I got all the way to the end and they decided to cut me off. I was two sentences from finishing and I was pissed at them cutting me off even though I had plenty of time, so I continued on and this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUNgvvfkTY

If you notice, the woman at the very beginning shuts off the mic but I turn it right back on. After getting escorted out, my friend and I got chewed out by a resident crazy lady named June Griffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBE0DwpO0ts

The day after, I got the newspaper and am shocked to find this on the very front page. I've been keeping up with the suit but haven't gotten myself escorted out again. It was pretty surprising.

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Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

particle409 posted:

Ahahahaha look at his feet at the end of the clip. Priceless. This kid thinks he's going assert his "sovereign citizen" status and be some hero of the internet or some poo poo.

Favorite quote from the longer version: "Taze me, you're going to get sued. Plus, it's not like I haven't been tazed before." I'm not at all surprised to learn that this wasn't his first time!

Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000

phosdex posted:

This has more video of the what led up to that moment.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=692_1345777131

I would totally watch a 30 minute weekly tv show which was just clips of freemen on the land being tazed.

He also doesn't look as crazy as he sounds, but maybe it's the terrible haircut.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011



This is one of those Freeman On the Land guys isn't it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman_on_the_land

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Black Dynamite posted:

This is one of those Freeman On the Land guys isn't it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman_on_the_land

Confused by all that weird "admiralty" and "person" stuff that the tazed Internet hero was spouting? Jordan Maxwell explains it all! Or rather, he demonstrates how crazy these people are.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Brother Jonathan posted:

Confused by all that weird "admiralty" and "person" stuff that the tazed Internet hero was spouting? Jordan Maxwell explains it all! Or rather, he demonstrates how crazy these people are.

I was looking through all the video results for "sovereign citizen" but didn't find anything worth posting. I knew the craziness was out there, conveniently packaged in a YouTube video. Thanks for posting this vid. Apparently we're all boats!

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Cowman posted:

If you notice, the woman at the very beginning shuts off the mic but I turn it right back on. After getting escorted out, my friend and I got chewed out by a resident crazy lady named June Griffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBE0DwpO0ts
Ahahaha, what a blowhard. She is absolutely bananas.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
A pretty awesome Elephant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWzN5ZF3-Q

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Collective Soul Cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIQuN2m35c

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

FLEXBONER posted:

How can you post Laibach without mentioning their cover of Opus' "Live is Life"?

Opus version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTpi6ISKwOY

Laibach version, :nws: for brief boobs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVgRGsRvdQ

I wanted to show how their music changed over time, but I nearly did.

Anyhow, that video is terrible quality, have a better one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ_gAShRSsk

Catastrophe posted:

I call this "burpcore"

Haha, is that because he sounds like he's having a really good belch? Or something else...

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003


You know how when you have one of those days where it seems like stress just keeps piling up and piling up until you realize you have to go to sleep and tomorrow is just going to add to all that stress and nothing will fix it? This day, this retard melted so much away that I think I might hug them if I ever met them. What a wonderful combination of insanity and idiocy. It fixed so much, the laughing fit I had. We need more videos of people this stupid.


I knew what it would be before I clicked, and edited or no, it was still entertaining.

Shop Suey
Jan 24, 2003

Cowman posted:

Hey since we're discussing court stuff now I can post my little story about how I got on the front page of the Chattanooga Times Free Press. Basically, the Hamilton County Commission is opening their meetings with a prayer specifically in Jesus's name and a friend of mine is suing them to replace it with a moment of silence. They've refused and have continued with the prayer despite repeated letters from the Freedom From Religion Foundation and also residents of Hamilton County. They're being represented by the Alliance Defense Fund (who just changed their name apparently) which is an extreme right wing group trying to keep prayer in schools and the Christian God in government.

That's the backstory. I was reading to them this blog post by a local Christian activist which basically called them out on not being Christ-like. I got all the way to the end and they decided to cut me off. I was two sentences from finishing and I was pissed at them cutting me off even though I had plenty of time, so I continued on and this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUNgvvfkTY

If you notice, the woman at the very beginning shuts off the mic but I turn it right back on. After getting escorted out, my friend and I got chewed out by a resident crazy lady named June Griffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBE0DwpO0ts

The day after, I got the newspaper and am shocked to find this on the very front page. I've been keeping up with the suit but haven't gotten myself escorted out again. It was pretty surprising.
I don't know man, you were kinda being a dick. They allowed 10 minutes total for public comment and you soaked up 6 minutes of it before they asked you to stop in order to let the next person speak but you thought what you had to say was more important so you ignored them? Being passionate about something doesn't mean the rules and common decency don't apply to you. They had every right to ask you to stop, but you showed hostility when you turned the mic back on and raised your voice which is why they asked you to leave. Your friend running camera was just guilty by association, I suppose.

Anyway, here's more people creating drama in local government! This time, behind the dais.

"Please dial down the hysteria, we will have order tonight."
http://youtu.be/mlAsP1faSHI

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I tried searching but I didn't see anyone post this Gangnam parody yet. Hitler Gangnam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tILqds7-jg

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Cowman posted:

Hey since we're discussing court stuff now I can post my little story about how I got on the front page of the Chattanooga Times Free Press. Basically, the Hamilton County Commission is opening their meetings with a prayer specifically in Jesus's name and a friend of mine is suing them to replace it with a moment of silence. They've refused and have continued with the prayer despite repeated letters from the Freedom From Religion Foundation and also residents of Hamilton County. They're being represented by the Alliance Defense Fund (who just changed their name apparently) which is an extreme right wing group trying to keep prayer in schools and the Christian God in government.

That's the backstory. I was reading to them this blog post by a local Christian activist which basically called them out on not being Christ-like. I got all the way to the end and they decided to cut me off. I was two sentences from finishing and I was pissed at them cutting me off even though I had plenty of time, so I continued on and this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUNgvvfkTY

If you notice, the woman at the very beginning shuts off the mic but I turn it right back on. After getting escorted out, my friend and I got chewed out by a resident crazy lady named June Griffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBE0DwpO0ts

The day after, I got the newspaper and am shocked to find this on the very front page. I've been keeping up with the suit but haven't gotten myself escorted out again. It was pretty surprising.

Someday, when you grow up, you're going to look back on this time of your life with sheer and utter embarrassment. I'm not going to tell you how or when, just that you will.

And you'll feel really, really loving bad when you realize what you attempted to bring about.

This is you after that realization. After all, That's Life.

Edit: most definitely needs this :nws: an oldie but a goodie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi9xPUmsvV4

wait, you're Arzy, right... oh, no. Crap.

acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Sep 18, 2012

the mattness
Oct 11, 2005
Why does it hurt when I pee?

particle409 posted:

Ahahahaha look at his feet at the end of the clip. Priceless. This kid thinks he's going assert his "sovereign citizen" status and be some hero of the internet or some poo poo.

It's sort of shocking how many people on these forums will rail against police brutality, unnecessary use of force and domestic abuse, but then watch a video of a tazering where the main reason was, "he was annoying", and laugh and say he deserved it.

This man, whilst he was spouting utter poo poo, had very slightly pushed someone who was obviously larger, paid to be security, and accompanied by another large security guard, and then was shot with barbs that hook into the skin, and shocked with a high voltage that has killed people.

Without going into the politics of what he believes versus what is going to happen: -
Was that reasonable? No. It's was completely over-the-top violence and should not be how a modern society acts.


In other news, Mitt Romney tells rich people that 47% of the USA depends on the government, expects food, clothing and housing and that he's not worried about their vote. They're just communists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnB0NZzl5HA

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
Is it standard practice for a security guard to give someone half a second warning before hitting them with the tazer liked that? I don't think he was entirely out of line, but maybe give the guy a second to react, geez.

B-Hard
Feb 23, 2012

Are you talking to me or my ass?
Shot this last night: "Video Game Haiku - Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My-l65cTN3o

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

cat doter posted:

Is it standard practice for a security guard to give someone half a second warning before hitting them with the tazer liked that? I don't think he was entirely out of line, but maybe give the guy a second to react, geez.

The warning was just cover-his-rear end for the camera and not really intended to be one.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

the mattness posted:

In other news, Mitt Romney tells rich people that 47% of the USA depends on the government, expects food, clothing and housing and that he's not worried about their vote. They're just communists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnB0NZzl5HA

Watched this last night - hilarious stuff. There's even more! All 5 videos can be found here:

http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/secret-video-romney-private-fundraiser

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Shop Suey posted:

I don't know man, you were kinda being a dick. They allowed 10 minutes total for public comment and you soaked up 6 minutes of it before they asked you to stop in order to let the next person speak but you thought what you had to say was more important so you ignored them? Being passionate about something doesn't mean the rules and common decency don't apply to you. They had every right to ask you to stop, but you showed hostility when you turned the mic back on and raised your voice which is why they asked you to leave. Your friend running camera was just guilty by association, I suppose.

Anyway, here's more people creating drama in local government! This time, behind the dais.

"Please dial down the hysteria, we will have order tonight."
http://youtu.be/mlAsP1faSHI

It's 10 minutes per side. I had plenty of time and the people behind me had plenty of time.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
You whippersnappers get off my lawn... with your Facespaces and Playcubes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZstxpTBqL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZstxpTBqL0

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Spaceman Future! posted:

This pretty much makes up for every video with a disappointing ending ever posted on Youtube. Idiot with no grasp of the law trots out the worst possible ultra conservative myths, is shocked (literally) when they turn out to be completely false.

Is this guy one of those sovereign citizen wackos or is this some new crazy right wing movement?

FLEXBONER
Apr 27, 2009

Esto es un infierno. Estoy en el infierno.

Catastrophe posted:

I call this "burpcore"

No, Demilich is burpcore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Ji7iNORK0

melaTONE
Nov 5, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Don't think I've seen this posted yet. It's a screaming sheep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZXoNYL03o

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Is this guy one of those sovereign citizen wackos or is this some new crazy right wing movement?

The Freemen aren't the same thing. As the RationalWiki entry on "Freemen on the Land" says, "Essentially, they're hilarious and somewhat less threatening sovereign citizens."

My favorite part of the article:

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Danish commercial for riding the bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKbU5r0pBo

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Here are a couple of videos wherein young New Yorkers editorialize on neighborhood fashions.

Adorable 9-year-old Amor Lilman wants people to pull their pants up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF_wiHSeRY4

And a classic -- Fannypack is concerned about cameltoe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvyt0PwMX_g

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


melaTONE posted:

Don't think I've seen this posted yet. It's a screaming sheep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZXoNYL03o

And here is a broken goat:
http://youtu.be/cMyaN2Edh4c

ahobday
Apr 19, 2007

I'm sure all of you have seen this, but strange sounding goats cannot be mentioned without linking to this Youtube doubler page:

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=0vGtM1Vh7LI&start1=3&video2=VgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

It's a combination of Usher's song "Paper" and a goat which sounds like Usher.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Great moments in movie history. (NSFW language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeLHyyCN6YE

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
This is nothing Fancy...it's just a song that cheers me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_LSVbzjVhU
Window-Seat by Bassnectar

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!
Should we post more stupid/crazy town hall people?

Santa Cruz Girl video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dChBN_zfofY

If not, have something else.

Throwing / making a clay pottery tea pot on the wheel how to make demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejNM8QGuP4&feature=related

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I've been on a Judge Judy binge recently and my favourite one is an old episode with the crazy tupperware lady.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Axcucq742c
The full episode is linked to in the video's description.

Celery Face fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Sep 19, 2012

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Star Wars just says NO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rc4ltH27A

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
---------------->
http://youtu.be/gcNtbR3ZK7o

I drove to Chicago with a couple friends to interview teachers on the picket line. Anxious for feedback, I'm kinda hoping to make a habit of this sort've thing, and I'm anxious to make it better. Yes, I know I nod my head way too much - and that I'm a fat ugly goony goon. I intend to stay off camera in future interviews. Dude that did the editing is looking for feedback too.

But yeah, the interviews of teachers I've seen in the mainstream press are terrible. I wanted to produce something people can share on facebook when their more conservative friends make slanderous remarks about Chicago teachers.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Uglycat posted:

Dude that did the editing is looking for feedback too.

You can start by telling your editor that sound is only coming out of the left channel. It's a great idea, though. Glad you're being proactive about it.

Murph
May 31, 2001

Fish On!

Uglycat posted:

http://youtu.be/gcNtbR3ZK7o
Dude that did the editing is looking for feedback too.

The backbone is there, just a few comments:

Shoot TONS of b-roll during shoots like this, use that b-roll to cover up your interview's jump-cuts. This will also allow you to edit their audio down to the most vital information. I felt that the sound-bytes were too long, and bit repetitive. This isn't just the job of the editor, however. The best way is typically to log the interviews, and edit them on paper before the editor goes in and does his/her thing.

I also would have liked to see your face explaining the situation in the beginning, as opposed to driving shots, so we can get to know you a bit. Again, the driving bits could be used as b-roll to allow you to edit your intro if you get too long-winded.

I hope this helps and I hope you keep it up!

ruggala
Oct 22, 2005

Coo coo cachoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D-uSXzN6TQ

Skyrim goes all 3 Stooges on me.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
Mitt Romney's got a tiny face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIrVXqqQhk

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MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

This is an oldie but goodie...

Chinese guy nailing the MC Hammer dance, while his mom does her knitting in the background:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0qn8Dvxs3M

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