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Elaine: Do you want something to read? Puddy: No I'm good. Elaine: Well, are you going to take a nap or -- Puddy: No. Elaine: You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat? Puddy: Yeah.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Is this scene funnier? Gotta go with George. I do love the phrase TCB though. Who is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ
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Vigilance posted:Gotta go with George. I do love the phrase TCB though. "Uncle Leo?  "
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jojoinnit posted:"Fall rear end backwards into money". His whole life is a fantasy camp.
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I...I never knew this until now.   
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T. Mascis posted:Jason Alexander talks about how that is his absolute favorite George moment on the Inside Look DVD segment about that episode. He cycles through all the possible answers like a Lying Terminator and then chooses the one that is so far out there that you just might believe it. There's also the scene in "The Blood" where he tries to get Elaine out of her babysitting gig (You're DEAD, President Lincoln! You're dead!!!): "All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project." Classic George. haljordan fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Sep 21, 2012 |
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T. Mascis posted:Jason Alexander talks about how that is his absolute favorite George moment on the Inside Look DVD segment about that episode. He cycles through all the possible answers like a Lying Terminator and then chooses the one that is so far out there that you just might believe it. Remember: It's not a lie, if YOU believe it.
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So, that's it. All of my darkest fears, and everything I'm capable of. That's me.
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I'M CAUGHT IN MY OWN WEB OF LIES!
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Hank Morgan posted:So, that's it. All of my darkest fears, and everything I'm capable of. That's me. Jerry: 
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Jerry: He doesn't work here anymore.
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More classic George https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYOwkJPpA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ok7SpbRhbA
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CaptainHollywood posted:More classic George That has got to be the world's largest tape recorder.
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I've always thought George's briefcase was one of the best examples of George's overthinking/paranoia of the entire series.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I've always thought George's briefcase was one of the best examples of George's overthinking/paranoia of the entire series. If anything the Twix clip posted is even better, because at that point he had all the Twix he could possibly want but he sacrificed it all in a half-baked attempt to gently caress over some random dude.
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Criminal Minded posted:If anything the Twix clip posted is even better, because at that point he had all the Twix he could possibly want but he sacrificed it all in a half-baked attempt to gently caress over some random dude. Moe, Sol, or… Lem is not gonna get away with this!
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Criminal Minded posted:If anything the Twix clip posted is even better, because at that point he had all the Twix he could possibly want but he sacrificed it all in a half-baked attempt to gently caress over some random dude. Look, all I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.
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George's ideas for being a philanthropist are fantastic.quote:GEORGE: I think I could be a philanthropist. a kick rear end philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me... and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time! (Thinking to himself) ... First thing I'm gonna need is a driver...
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No joke, I've got something on my upper lip, it's like a... white discoloration. I hope it isn't lupus 
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neoboman posted:No joke, I've got something on my upper lip, it's like a... white discoloration. I don't know what that is...
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T. Mascis posted:Moe, Sol, or… Lem is not gonna get away with this! One of your employees - Kip, or Ned...short name...
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Chexoid posted:I don't know what that is... PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE! 
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Let me tell you something about that tag. It's no 31, and let's just leave it at that.
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No, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer, with MY MONEY!
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Stay away from the chicken! Bad! Bad chicken! Mess you up!
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K. Farb posted:No, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer, with MY MONEY! You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
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potee posted:You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! 
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!  aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Criminal Minded posted:If anything the Twix clip posted is even better, because at that point he had all the Twix he could possibly want but he sacrificed it all in a half-baked attempt to gently caress over some random dude. I forgot that he had created a key for the lineup as well.
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Parachute posted:I forgot that he had created a key for the lineup as well. The way that black lady says "FREE CANDAY" always kills me.
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I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel 
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"They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!" "Not Skittles!"
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What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no. Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master. The cocoa bean. And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon. Ovaltine? Hershey's? Nestle's Quick?
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potee posted:The way that black lady says "FREE CANDAY" always kills me. She seems so excited about it!
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I'm gonna attack this problem at the chokepoint!
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Everybody out of the Chunnel!
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Hank Morgan posted:What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no. Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master. The cocoa bean. And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon. Ovaltine? Hershey's? Nestle's Quick? I never understood how George's PIN could be "Bosco." Every PIN number I have ever had, or ever heard about, has to to 4 numbers. Also, most PIN pads I see don't have letters on them like phones, it's just the numbers.
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DrBouvenstein you're clearly lying!
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In addition to being a postmaster, I'm also a general.
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