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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I want a good nature documentary with nothing sensational whatsoever, probably not made within the last ten years. No excitement, no metaphors, just a narrator droning on with footage of animals. I'm hoping it would make good study-noise, since just about everything else I've tried tends to distract me. Any suggestions? Oh, and I know about Carl Sagan's Cosmos, but I want to know more about animals and animal behavior because... I don't know, I just feel like it.

I don't think its on instant, but Planet Earth is perfect for this. Really, anything with David Attenborough should work, like this bird documentary.

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Apr 8, 2004


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Yonic Symbolism posted:

I want a good nature documentary with nothing sensational whatsoever, probably not made within the last ten years. No excitement, no metaphors, just a narrator droning on with footage of animals. I'm hoping it would make good study-noise, since just about everything else I've tried tends to distract me. Any suggestions? Oh, and I know about Carl Sagan's Cosmos, but I want to know more about animals and animal behavior because... I don't know, I just feel like it.

Like old Mutual of Omaha type films?

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

mod sassinator posted:

I don't think its on instant, but Planet Earth is perfect for this. Really, anything with David Attenborough should work, like this bird documentary.

Similarly (and on instant to boot), Blue Planet is nothing but non-stop David Attenborough narrating over amazing marine animal footage! When I stupidly drank 30 shots of espresso on a bet and spent a day and a half in a painful caffeine overdose torpor I watched nothing but Blue Planet over and over. It helped.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

MrGreenShirt posted:

When I stupidly drank 30 shots of espresso on a bet and spent a day and a half in a painful caffeine overdose torpor

Holy Jesus, and I thought I was dumb for eating a tea spoon of Dave's insanity hot sauce once on a dare.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Cool, I'll check out blue planet tomorrow while I'm texing solutions up for my students.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.
I signed up for the Netflix trial a couple of days ago to find TV shows and movies with Spanish audio and subtitles to work on my Spanish. I've just started Breaking Bad (and of course watched all of season 1 in a day) and was wondering if there was anyway to set it up so I can find other things with audio and subtitles in Spanish.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I want a good nature documentary with nothing sensational whatsoever, probably not made within the last ten years. No excitement, no metaphors, just a narrator droning on with footage of animals. I'm hoping it would make good study-noise, since just about everything else I've tried tends to distract me. Any suggestions? Oh, and I know about Carl Sagan's Cosmos, but I want to know more about animals and animal behavior because... I don't know, I just feel like it.

Microcosmos

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
Don't know if anyone else watched this, but Nikita season 2 is streaming now.

Internet Gentleman
Mar 17, 2006

I'm so happy to be here.

Human Tornada posted:

Is there a good channel on Roku box place to watch some of the old Hammer horror films?

Not really. The rights to Hammer films are tied up to multiple (12+) film companies.

But you can check -

Netflix - this guys blog:
http://blog.humaneguitarist.org/uploads/HammerFlicks/currentVersion/HammerFlicks.php
Checks a list of Hammer Films against what Netflix has (you can chose streaming only matches)

Hammer also has their own Youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/hammerfilms
You might get to watch a movie (depending on your location in the world).

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Thank you for that Internet Gentleman, you have truly lived up to your name.

I've been meaning to watch Wake Wood, heard some really great things about it actually.

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

Glamorama26 posted:

Thank you for that Internet Gentleman, you have truly lived up to your name.

I've been meaning to watch Wake Wood, heard some really great things about it actually.
Wake Wood is good if you're into Irish horror. So is Dorothy (a.k.a. Dorothy Mills), but I'm not sure it's on Netflix.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!
The wife and I were doing Halloween activities with the kids all day, coloring skeletons, making potion bottles, etc. We were in the mood for a horror movie so we watched Creepshow 2. Good, clean, halloween fun. I tell her she get next pick. She puts on The Audition. :cry: And she keeps looking at me saying deeky deeky deeky dink :cry:

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

The wife and I were doing Halloween activities with the kids all day, coloring skeletons, making potion bottles, etc. We were in the mood for a horror movie so we watched Creepshow 2. Good, clean, halloween fun. I tell her she get next pick. She puts on The Audition. :cry: And she keeps looking at me saying deeky deeky deeky dink :cry:
Top that with The Human Centipede II.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
My PS3 won't autoplay, help!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Keanu Grieves posted:

Top that with The Human Centipede II.

Or go for the classy Asian option and hit I Saw The Devil up. Amazing Korean thriller with gore, violence and tons of tension.

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

Dias posted:

Or go for the classy Asian option and hit I Saw The Devil up. Amazing Korean thriller with gore, violence and tons of tension.
Does Netflix have the director's cut up? I strongly suggest that version.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!
Oh god she went to the kitchen to get me another beer and came back wearing... rubber kitchen gloves. This might be the end for me goons

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

Oh god she went to the kitchen to get me another beer and came back wearing... rubber kitchen gloves. This might be the end for me goons
Christ, man, at least take this opportunity to grab the Handicam and produce a found-footage remake. You're not a cinephile if you don't.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Keanu Grieves posted:

Wake Wood is good if you're into Irish horror. So is Dorothy (a.k.a. Dorothy Mills), but I'm not sure it's on Netflix.

I've heard it favorably compared to the original Wicker Man so I am pretty into the concept. Also, even though it's one of the newer Hammer films, I still trust they will provide me with some good atmosphere and beautiful shooting locations.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Keanu Grieves posted:

Does Netflix have the director's cut up? I strongly suggest that version.

What's the difference between the director's cut and the theatrical cut? I didn't see it on Netflix (saw it at a friend's house), but I thought it was loving excellent and now I'm wondering if there's something I missed. Whatever I saw was pretty dark and gory already, so that'd be crazy if there was more where that came from.

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

What's the difference between the director's cut and the theatrical cut? I didn't see it on Netflix (saw it at a friend's house), but I thought it was loving excellent and now I'm wondering if there's something I missed. Whatever I saw was pretty dark and gory already, so that'd be crazy if there was more where that came from.
http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=847718

I really wish Netflix would offer both cuts of movies in cases like this.

the_Vandal
Feb 7, 2004

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
I've been watching Louie and Louis CK is a really good director. Also; Pootie Tang owns.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Keanu Grieves posted:

http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=847718

I really wish Netflix would offer both cuts of movies in cases like this.

I'm pretty sure Magnet only released the director's cut, I got the DVD from Netflix before they put it on instant and while I didn't finish the movie (watched it really late at night and fell asleep, never got around to finishing it) I remember that bit with the severed arm pretty clearly.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Someone mentioned it on the last page, but Wilfred is much better than a show about a man and a dog getting high and having misadventures should be. What surprised me is that it's more about Elijah Wood's character dealing with his crippling emotional problems as well as the ongoing mystery of what Wilfred truly is than anything else, and the way season one ends on the cliffhanger of Ryan ruining his sister's life, inadvertently pushing Jenna back into her boyfriend's arms and almost killing Wilfred before realizing that his basement may not exist and he's losing his mind was some seriously nerve-wracking poo poo.

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

Ah, Supernatural Season 7 is up! I thought S2-5 were really great, 6 being pretty good. Is Season 7 bad?

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Keanu Grieves posted:

Christ, man, at least take this opportunity to grab the Handicam and produce a found-footage remake. You're not a cinephile if you don't.

Now I'm dead and just waiting for my cell phone video footage to be found

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

WickedIcon posted:

I'm pretty sure Magnet only released the director's cut, I got the DVD from Netflix before they put it on instant and while I didn't finish the movie (watched it really late at night and fell asleep, never got around to finishing it) I remember that bit with the severed arm pretty clearly.


I don't remember the sex scene tho, so maybe Instant doesn't have the Director's Cut?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Glamorama26 posted:

I've heard it favorably compared to the original Wicker Man so I am pretty into the concept. Also, even though it's one of the newer Hammer films, I still trust they will provide me with some good atmosphere and beautiful shooting locations.

I enjoyed it despite the somewhat unsatisfying end and sort gets back to the real roots of horror before the torture porn genre become popular with moves such as Saw.

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Wolfsheim posted:

Someone mentioned it on the last page, but Wilfred is much better than a show about a man and a dog getting high and having misadventures should be. What surprised me is that it's more about Elijah Wood's character dealing with his crippling emotional problems as well as the ongoing mystery of what Wilfred truly is than anything else, and the way season one ends on the cliffhanger of Ryan ruining his sister's life, inadvertently pushing Jenna back into her boyfriend's arms and almost killing Wilfred before realizing that his basement may not exist and he's losing his mind was some seriously nerve-wracking poo poo.

I know! I need to watch season 2! :cry:

EDIT: Dwight Yoakam's part was loving hilarious. "The party thought it was really edgy!"

Yay Pudding!
Mar 26, 2010

Frrrrrrunkis

Drewsky posted:

Ah, Supernatural Season 7 is up! I thought S2-5 were really great, 6 being pretty good. Is Season 7 bad?

I wouldn't say it is bad, I would say it is not as good as the other seasons. It does set up some stuff for season 8, which looks good to me based off the previews I've seen.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I liked that season 7 had a definite arc and antagonist unlike most of season 6, but it sill isn't as good as seasons 1-5.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Drewsky posted:

Ah, Supernatural Season 7 is up! I thought S2-5 were really great, 6 being pretty good. Is Season 7 bad?

Season 7 has a plethora of perfectly valid dick puns and is worth watching for that alone.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

It looks like all the Friday the 13th movies are leaving instant as of next Monday, so get them in if the season has put you in the mood for them.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Jack Gladney posted:

It looks like all the Friday the 13th movies are leaving instant as of next Monday, so get them in if the season has put you in the mood for them.

Part 6: Jason Lives! is the self-aware one, right? I wrote a really vague note to myself about it a while ago and I'm having a hard time remembering why.

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Holy cow The Yellow Sea is freaking incredible. It's very refreshing to see an action movie that is well done yet retain a lot of the disbelief required for action superheroics. After the second 15 min insanity-run-for-your-life scene and the 3rd 2 dozen person knife melee, you understand the movie is just nuts and really godammn cool. Brutal as hell too.

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden

Wolfsheim posted:

Someone mentioned it on the last page, but Wilfred is much better than a show about a man and a dog getting high and having misadventures should be. What surprised me is that it's more about Elijah Wood's character dealing with his crippling emotional problems as well as the ongoing mystery of what Wilfred truly is than anything else, and the way season one ends on the cliffhanger of Ryan ruining his sister's life, inadvertently pushing Jenna back into her boyfriend's arms and almost killing Wilfred before realizing that his basement may not exist and he's losing his mind was some seriously nerve-wracking poo poo.

Are we totally sure that Ryan didn't actually succeed in killing himself and this is all just playing out on a plane above human consciousness?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Jack Gladney posted:

It looks like all the Friday the 13th movies are leaving instant as of next Monday, so get them in if the season has put you in the mood for them.

Hopefully they'll renew it, because of the Season and all. But that'd depend on someone at Netflix doing something sensible.

Of course, the most sensible thing would be letting Friday the 13th lapse and replacing it with the Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween series.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Tewratomeh posted:

Hopefully they'll renew it, because of the Season and all. But that'd depend on someone at Netflix doing something sensible.
Actually, I think that might actually be the reasoning behind it. I recall a lot of classic horror films dissapearing around this time last year and then coming back mid-November. My guess is rentals and purchases of that stuff probably skyrockets for the last week of October.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Yay the day is here.

Go watch Klown if you're in the mood for an incredibly raunchy comedy. It's basically an hour and a half curb your enthusiasm episode, except at parts you're wondering if you're going to get arrested for watching it.

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MikeRabsitch
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got
I just got an email that Weeds season 7 is up, which seemed pretty quick. I thought S6 was a slight improvement and I'll burn through S7 soon enough, is it decent or does it take a nosedive?

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