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Sjurygg posted:Fifteen minutes later, somewhere in the tall skies over Mongolia, I emerged from the lavatory with the girl in now fresh clothes and the stern look of the weary executioner on my face, something which seemed to amuse the GF. "The next time you use diapers that are too big, you're gonna pay in Anal Dollars", I whispered to her, without knowing if I was joking or not. 
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Sjurygg posted:medium minus
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gently caress google watchin a youtube video with my girl and up pops this GIANT loving VIDEO ADVERTISEMENT FOR 'BUILDYOUROWNENGAGEMENTRING.COM' she didn't say anything but... =( truly we live in a tragic time
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mindphlux posted:gently caress google It could have been worse: BUILDYOUROWNFLESHLIGHT.COM!!
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mindphlux posted:gently caress google Heaven forbid you go to Indochino.com, DiamondNexusLabs, or Modernist Pantry ever. Those ads NEVER leave. Esp diamond nexus labs one. A friend told me about their "synthetic diamonds" when I was shopping for gravette's ring. He was all "yeah I got my wife a synthetic diamond and it was super affordable. I don't have the heart to tell him that what he got wasn't a diamond...  (s)he'll figure it out in a few years when it starts getting hazy and the jeweller busts out the tester. Edit: if it gets hazy they won't even need the tester. Edit 2: On the subject of murridges and jewelry. Picked up gravette's wedding band last week. It's pretty. Women get all the nice things.  GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Sep 28, 2012 |
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mindphlux posted:gently caress google Goddammit. This is why I always adblock and switch browsers from time to time. Plus erase all cookies.
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Sjurygg posted:Goddammit. This is why I always adblock and switch browsers from time to time. Plus erase all cookies. 
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I use vanilla firefox with adblock and pretty much nothing else. I am pretty much never troubled by ads. Pandora doesn't even try which surprises me a little.
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pr0k posted:I use vanilla firefox with adblock and pretty much nothing else. I am pretty much never troubled by ads. Pandora doesn't even try which surprises me a little. Ew, firefox? Olds and their tech.
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I use NCSA Mosaic. It's a huge improvement over Lynx.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I use NCSA Mosaic. It's a huge improvement over Lynx. I can still access my school email in pine, but of course now it's over ssh.
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I was just going to post that.  Mindphlux stop copying my thoughts.
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Gonna make some hamburgers tonight.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I use NCSA Mosaic. It's a huge improvement over Lynx. I got a feeling this web thing is going to be big one of these days. I hear they're even considering a second revision to the HTML standard.
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Gonna make some hamburgers tonight. Where are you getting commercial-grade LN?
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Vegetable Melange posted:Where are you getting commercial-grade LN? Airgas?
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Sjurygg posted:Fifteen minutes later, somewhere in the tall skies over Mongolia, I emerged from the lavatory with the girl in now fresh clothes and the stern look of the weary executioner on my face, something which seemed to amuse the GF. "The next time you use diapers that are too big, you're gonna pay in Anal Dollars", I whispered to her, without knowing if I was joking or not. 
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mediaphage posted:Ew, firefox? Olds and their tech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeV-DI09Q3w
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Gotta love how he has separate entries for "gently caress you" and "gently caress you, rear end in a top hat".
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Yawgmoth posted:Gotta love how he has separate entries for "gently caress you" and "gently caress you, rear end in a top hat". Like
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So I had a bad-rear end legit birthday party tonight, right? Gallons and gallons of punch were had. It was basically perfect. ...except that a friend of mine got pulled over for a DUI on the way home. I feel bad dude. I know that like, it was her decision to drive and poo poo but like, gently caress. That blows.
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Why do you feel bad? Not trolling!
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After our elopement party, one of our friends was so hungover at work the next day she got fired. She already was having a hard time at that job but still. We laugh about it now but at the time we were all pretty upset.
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Grabbed my dick after chopping jalapenos, girlfriend (who didn't break up with me!) ended up holding my schvantz up to a frozen water bottle as I shredded chicken. Burritos were had. ~~true romance~~
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But why was your dick out in the first place?!
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Burrito making is an intensely erotic experience, done correctly.
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Vegetable Melange posted:Burrito making is an intensely erotic experience, done correctly. It's like the pottery scene from ghost, with beans.
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Happy Hat posted:Why do you feel bad? Not trolling! It just sucks man.
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Halalelujah posted:It's like the pottery scene from ghost, with beans.
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Halalelujah posted:Grabbed my dick after chopping jalapenos, girlfriend (who didn't break up with me!) ended up holding my schvantz up to a frozen water bottle as I shredded chicken. I want to know how it made more sense for her to hold an icepack onto your schlong as you shredded chicken than for her to hand you an icepack and tell you to sit down while she shredded chicken. Is your girlfriend incapable of shredding chicken?!
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Well *obviously* Wrought, she's a woman after all  .But seriously. That little tale is a great addition for GWS.txt.
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Halalelujah posted:Grabbed my dick after chopping jalapenos, girlfriend (who didn't break up with me!) ended up holding my schvantz up to a frozen water bottle as I shredded chicken. Haha this is the worst thing. I've done this.
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mediaphage posted:Haha this is the worst thing. I've done this.
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GrAviTy84 posted:Heaven forbid you go to Indochino.com, DiamondNexusLabs, or Modernist Pantry ever. Those ads NEVER leave. Esp diamond nexus labs one. A friend told me about their "synthetic diamonds" when I was shopping for gravette's ring. He was all "yeah I got my wife a synthetic diamond and it was super affordable. I don't have the heart to tell him that what he got wasn't a diamond... That is a beautiful ring.
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Happy Hat posted:Wouldn't it be better to rub it with oil? That's for dessert! 
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Happy Hat posted:Wouldn't it be better to rub it with oil? Probably grab hot chili oil by mistake
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I went to Swine last night because Kentucky Bourbon Distillers' guy is in town for his distributor's portfolio tasting. There were bone luges. The whole of the kitchen may or may not have been staring. Delicious, delicious Vintage Bourbon was consumed and I may or may not have forumlated a kind of roast set of awards for the NYC cocktail community that will be held at Guy Fieri's American Kitchen's private room. It may or may not be black tie. There was a lot of uncertainty to my night.
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