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Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
his arms flailing around when he loses grip of the bar, lmao

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
Brilliant gif.

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003
have it cut to puyol on the ground with his noodle arm.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards


“You’ve heard of Superman, Spiderman and Batman… but now there’s a new superhero in town.

“Newcastle United have today unveiled Whey Aye Man, a black and white caped crusader with the speed of Hatem Ben Arfa, the strength of Shola Ameobi and the reflexes of Tim Krul.

“Ideal for nights out and stag dos, it will also make an eye-catching outfit for home and away games.

"The costume is now available to buy in Club stores and Shearer's Bar, priced at Ł49.99."

“It is part of the Club’s new range of fancy dress wear, for men and women which include the NUFC Second Skin and the NUFC Toon Tottie garments.”

Second Skin:


Toon Tottie:


Classy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
That explains the WM signs all over the place when I went to the Norwich match

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


This is from some video game, I take it.

It doesn't look very realistic.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

TyChan posted:


This is from some video game, I take it.

It doesn't look very realistic.

You're right, 5 Liverpool players in the top 10 goalscorers list is taking the piss.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Mickolution posted:



“You’ve heard of Superman, Spiderman and Batman… but now there’s a new superhero in town.

“Newcastle United have today unveiled Whey Aye Man, a black and white caped crusader with the speed of Hatem Ben Arfa, the strength of Shola Ameobi and the reflexes of Tim Krul.

“Ideal for nights out and stag dos, it will also make an eye-catching outfit for home and away games.

"The costume is now available to buy in Club stores and Shearer's Bar, priced at ÂŁ49.99."

“It is part of the Club’s new range of fancy dress wear, for men and women which include the NUFC Second Skin and the NUFC Toon Tottie garments.”



Should've gave him a giant gut IMO

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


TyChan posted:



This is from some video game, I take it.

It doesn't look very realistic.

On yerself Joe, don't take any of his poo poo.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/252383743187243008/photo/1


http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/252362314664255488/photo/1


http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/253177003824533506/photo/1


http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/253586926827876353/photo/1


http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/251370412859084800/photo/1

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

The bag makes him look like he might be going for a kickabout, even if the belly does not.

And in the other one it's clearly halloween.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
either way you're still a full kit wanker

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



sassassin posted:

And in the other one it's clearly halloween.

That was from Tuesday night. Even wankers know the halloween excuse only covers you for a week tops.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
That last one is on a match day.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


The last one gets a pass from because he went the whole hog and got a helmet and poo poo.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

The last one gets a pass from because he went the whole hog and got a helmet and poo poo.

That's a flat cap.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Whoops I meant the petr cech guy. The rest look like wankers.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Got my home/away hybrid kit on? Check
Got my matching Puma trainers? Check
Got my kickin' rad pony tail? Check

Let's go.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long


Yet another intelligent decision.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

luvd posted:



Yet another intelligent decision.

I really should start using the #BUNCHOFTWATS hashtag more often.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

How long before "it wasn't me, a mate of mine sent that tweet"?

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Humphrey Vasel posted:


How long before "it wasn't me, a mate of mine sent that tweet"?

He was just repeating somebody else's tweet but nobody saw the original

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBGx6soa8c4

He's so sensitive

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
This fad is officially overdone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRwPRfYLWPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VENY5uPuIKM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fcMKIczjQ

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Humphrey Vasel posted:


How long before "it wasn't me, a mate of mine sent that tweet"?

"The buttons for that tweet were pushed by accident when Jermaine Jenas shoved the phone <CENSORED BY ORDER OF JUSTICE EADY>"

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005



And yet none of them can actually do the dance. Shameful.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3I8QzpvfU

:allears:

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

Hahhaah so so good. Is the whole thing anywhere yet? It's an hour and a half, right?

loving love me some Jose.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

luvd posted:

Hahhaah so so good. Is the whole thing anywhere yet? It's an hour and a half, right?

loving love me some Jose.

"mario pls" lol

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

This video hates America. :(

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

TraderStav posted:

This video hates America. :(

According to the journalist in yesterdays Football Weekly Extra it aired (airs?) on CNN today and will be repeated all over the weekend before going online. You should be able to find it before us tbh.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

TraderStav posted:

This video hates America. :(

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu2trc_mourinho-tells-funny-balotelli-story_sport

there's the non-region locked link.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
i say mario please if someone provocates you no reaction. then, forty six minutes, red card!

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I would buy that book no question.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
I would buy pretty much any book written by Mourinho.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



That would be the best book

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Not available in the US.

EDIT:

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

TyChan posted:

Not available in the US.

EDIT:



Modern Gazza

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

luvd posted:

I would buy pretty much any book written by Mourinho.

Can't you buy his dissertation on football tactics somewhere?

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