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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Speaking of, someone post gazza.txt and I'll drop it in the OP. I need to read that about once a quarter.

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

TraderStav posted:

Speaking of, someone post gazza.txt and I'll drop it in the OP. I need to read that about once a quarter.

It's in last year's thread on this page

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3429461&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=49

How many of them are actually true btw? surely not all of them?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDo0PtLECe4

EDIT: I feel sad whenever I see Gascoigne clips. You wish he had better friends who looked out for him more. Well, you also wish he was better at preserving himself too.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 5, 2012

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Paperhouse posted:

How many of them are actually true btw? surely not all of them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfHsqaU9NEg #28 is.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

A little more from Pedro Pinto on CNN, it was on at 4:30pm this afternoon on CNN, it's repeated at 2pm and 9:30pm tomorrow

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Paperhouse posted:

It's in last year's thread on this page

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3429461&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=49

How many of them are actually true btw? surely not all of them?

Thanks, in the OP now if anyone wants to reference it going forward!

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
I can't wait until Mourinho comes back to England, he's just :allears:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Inside City this week has members of the squad attempting to speak Chinese which is quite amusing.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I wish I played for Man City.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Tortuga posted:

I wish I played for Man City.

pays quite well I here

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

just another night at the britannia then

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards






Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng


walcott's legs look like something from an old timey film

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Inside City this week has members of the squad attempting to speak Chinese which is quite amusing.
Balotelli has the best attempt while Zabaleta's gonna get slaughtered by the Chinese for apologising in Japanese.

Also this City TV thing is insanely good, every club needs this

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng


Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpDTnznE-E

Reactions of title winning goal from City and United fans. Likely real old but still a treat :).

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

JT making friends.

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!


from @visionofscholes on twitter, who apparently deleted his account immediately after posting that?

https://twitter.com/i/#!/search?q=visionofscholes

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
That's superb.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
If Lineker could show the wit and humour he shows on twitter when he's presenting MOTD, it may not be quite as awful as it is.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Its almost like he's the presenter and has to read off the auto-cue

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I love Gary Lineker

Didion
Mar 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZQmYGE96k
It's not el clasico, but it'll do.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Belgium had its Clasico as well (derby between the major Francophone clubs and archrivals Standard & Anderlecht, probably best comparable to Liverpool v United)

Things got a bit heated after Jova scored for Anderlecht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXyd5oFkuCI

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Not available in my country.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Mickolution posted:

Not available in my country.

Other vid of it then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9thYvvv6E&t=1s

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Sexiest image ever.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

TyChan posted:



Sexiest image ever.

Is that a two for second best player in the world?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ewar Woowar posted:

Is that a two for second best player in the world?

He's finally learnt to accept his place.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

I like the contrast.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


This guy does half and half kits every year without fail.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

This guy does half and half kits every year without fail.

Looks like there is actually plenty of fail in just that outfit alone

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Surely if he does it every year he should be using a more modern kit than the 08-09 Away?

He (or likely his mum) also looks to be poo poo at stitching.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Haha this is brilliant.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Finn. New museum exhibit possibility????

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007

Ashley Young spotted in with the crowd at Wonga

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
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