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Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
Guernica, 1937, Pablo Picasso

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Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOZTDP8Ff9w

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Guernica is tacitly ugly and hard to look at, but it is one of my favorite works of art because it is such a great representation of what it is depicting.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Coatlicue posted:

Guernica, 1937, Pablo Picasso



I had to good fortune to see a preparatory drawing of this when the Picasso exhibit visited the Seattle Art Museum. One of the very few times I have literally been moved to tears by an artwork.
Since we're posting art, here's Franz Marc's The fate of the Animals from 1913

Franz Marc posted:

It is like a premonition of this war, horrible and gripping; I can hardly believe that I painted it!...It is artistically logical to paint such pictures before wars, not as dumb reminiscences afterward...

He was later killed in the Battle of Verdun.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

I love PBS and I don't even live in America. Why in the gently caress would you ever want to cut it?

I guess because uneducated voters are more easily swayed by formless arguments and made up numbers, hence why the Republicans (And right wing scumbags in general) want teachers hauled out into the street and beaten for daring to be the most valuable profession in the loving world.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Humboldt squid posted:

I had to good fortune to see a preparatory drawing of this when the Picasso exhibit visited the Seattle Art Museum. One of the very few times I have literally been moved to tears by an artwork.
Since we're posting art, here's Franz Marc's The fate of the Animals from 1913



He was later killed in the Battle of Verdun.

Yesss, Tierschicksale is one of my favourite paintings.



Gunship, by John O. Wehrle, a member of the Vietnam Combat Artists Program.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


A Good Username
Oct 10, 2007



Energize & Revolutionise
with
SEIZE POWER
Taurine Energy Drink

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Avocado Goodguy posted:



Energize & Revolutionise
with
SEIZE POWER
Taurine Energy Drink

Man, I hate energy drinks, but I would buy the poo poo out of those.







reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

Rent-A-Cop posted:

But the hilt and guard are yellow too.





At least they could joke about it.

Right?

GladRagKraken
Mar 27, 2010

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 35 days!
Soiled Meat

HoveringCheesecake posted:



At least they could joke about it.

Right?

The troops who staff the nuke-firing control rooms are intentionally some of the most patriotic, unexamined and outright unthinking people they can find. They do not want anyone who will even consider hesitating when given the order to fire; they want someone just smart enough to work the machines and just dumb enough to do so reliably.

So the fact that the people they employ have that sense of humour doesn't surprise me.

On the other hand, at least the end of the world will be pretty:

Sair
May 11, 2007

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

I love PBS and I don't even live in America. Why in the gently caress would you ever want to cut it?

Because letting the government run or spend money on anything (except the military) is a Bad Thing. The majority of Americans support it though, so I don't even know how that came up.

Picture:

Krabsworth
Feb 20, 2011

by T. Mascis

Earth posted:

I like to think this person is talking about abstract art and the ilk of stuff like "Black Square," and not people like van Gogh. Current movement in vogue, and I personally hate this movement. If someone invites me to an art museum my first question is "do they have an abstract art exhibit?" If that's their only exhibit I decline. Also, http://www.buzzfeed.com/violas94/modern-art-anyone-could-have-done. "Oh but if anyone could do it, why didn't you?," they ask. My answer? "Because it's ugly."


Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.

HUGE POINTLESS SQUARES



RETARDS CAN DO THIS

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Oct 8, 2012

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Krabsworth posted:

Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.

HUGE POINTLESS SQUARES



RETARDS CAN DO THIS



Yes, but can retards market themselves as having talent? No? Then it's not art. :smugbert:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Krabsworth posted:

Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.

HUGE POINTLESS SQUARES



RETARDS CAN DO THIS



Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Krabsworth posted:

Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.

HUGE POINTLESS SQUARES



RETARDS CAN DO THIS







:siren: POLITICAL! :siren:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Krabsworth posted:

Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.


Do you think you could do better?

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Exclamation Marx posted:

Do you think you could do better?

I don't have to be a chef to tell if the steak is bad.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

Krabsworth posted:

Here is some ugly poo poo for you to look at.

HUGE POINTLESS SQUARES



RETARDS CAN DO THIS


Those are pretty good. I like this one too:

"I don't understand it, must be stupid" is out in full force. Just because you don't "get" Mark Rothko, doesn't mean No.14 is a huge pointless square.

Babylon Astronaut fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Oct 8, 2012

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Armyman25 posted:

I don't have to be a chef to tell if the steak is bad.

But someone on the internet will point out you opinion is wrong because of Reasons.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Babylon Astronaut posted:

"I don't understand it, must be stupid" is out in full force. Just because you don't "get" Mark Rothko, doesn't mean No.14 is a huge pointless square.

On the other hand, literally any art can be defended by claiming those who don't like it are too stupid to get it.



American soldiers in 1968 during the occupation of Washington, D.C.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Armyman25 posted:

I don't have to be a chef to tell if the steak is bad.

That analogy doesn't quite work since the argument here is more like "A child could cook that".


a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Chamale posted:

On the other hand, literally any art can be defended by claiming those who don't like it are too stupid to get it.

No one who knows poo poo about art (or arguing) would ever use that line of reasoning. Except for maybe this rear end in a top hat:



gently caress Michael Fried.

e: I should clarify as far as what "knowing poo poo about art" means - you won't find any art historian or academic who has earned a modicum of respect using that line of reasoning, with the possible exception of Michael Fried, because he's a dickhead (also, his theories have been widely dismissed and are generally used as an example of what opposition to minimalism looked like in minimalism's nascency). And if you dismiss the idea that art historians/academics are the ultimate authority, well, the only artists (at least in the 20th century) who were really in line with that idea strove to create an art that was so immediate that it was fully understandable and appreciable by even the most uncultured observer, so the "those who don't like it are too stupid to get it" idea doesn't really fly there either.

a false fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Oct 8, 2012

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

A big part of it is how temporal that poo poo is. Once it was shocking and challenging poo poo, now it is an accepted part of visual culture and almost boring.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



a false posted:

No one who knows poo poo about art (or arguing) would ever use that line of reasoning.

OK, I don't know much about modern art and I was simply responding to someone who was using that line of reasoning.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

Chamale posted:

On the other hand, literally any art can be defended by claiming those who don't like it are too stupid to get it.
If I was defending it, I'd probably say that to view No. 14 the artist suggests standing 18 inches away from it so that it fills their entire field of vision. Viewing it in the appropriate context conveys the artist's intent on expressing emotion through the basic element of color. Examining what art can do without the constraint of form is a hallmark of modern art. Also Jackson Pollack's spatter paintings are an experiment on finding the uncanny valley of fractal complexity , so not only could a child, retard, or whatever derogatory term you want to use not make it, it is nearly incomprehensible that Jackson Pollack could make them.

But alas, I was just stating that referring to highly regarded modern art as stupid is less as statement about the artist than it is a statement about the commenter.

Babylon Astronaut fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Oct 8, 2012

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Chamale posted:

OK, I don't know much about modern art and I was simply responding to someone who was using that line of reasoning.



This looks like a Shel Silverstein illustration

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Chamale posted:

OK, I don't know much about modern art and I was simply responding to someone who was using that line of reasoning.



I wasn't indicting you, I was just saying that although that argument can be used, it's not likely to be used, not by anyone worth listening to anyway.


Alighiero Boetti, Mappa

"For me the work of the embroidered Mappa is the maximum of beauty. For that work I did nothing, chose nothing in the sense that: the world is made as it is, not as I designed it. The flags are those that exist, and I did not design them; in short I did absolutely nothing; when the basic idea, the concept, emerges everything else requires no choosing."

HCO Plumer GCB GCM
Apr 29, 2010

"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

That's my desktop wallpaper :)




"Mr Sutcliffe told police: "I drove to Leeds to find a prostitute to make it one less. I saw this girl and she got in without a word. I told her that I may not have wanted her but she told me she would give me a good time. I drove her to a park and she wanted to go to the toilet. They were locked so she decided to urinate on the grass. I used the hammer and a Stanley knife on her. As she was crouching down urinating on the grass I hit her on the head at least two or three times. I lifted up her clothes and slashed her abdomen and throat."

Mr Sutcliffe also told police he left the murder scene after he heard voices, but couldn't tell where they came from. He also heard a car being driven away from the entrance to a house. Later he found out that the house was where disc jockey Jimmy Savile lived."

http://www.execulink.com/~kbrannen/trial03.htm

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Lots of poo poo art ITT. Here's a quote about poo poo music

Theodor W. Adorno posted:

The aim of jazz is the mechanical reproduction of a regressive moment, a castration symbolism. 'Give up your masculinity, let yourself be castrated,' the eunuchlike sound of the jazz band both mocks and proclaims, 'and you will be rewarded, accepted into a fraternity which shares the mystery of impotence with you, a mystery revealed at the moment of the initiation rite.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

ekuNNN posted:

Man, I hate energy drinks, but I would buy the poo poo out of those.

Are you making GBS threads me? You don't see a tiny little problem of commodification here?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

ekuNNN posted:

Man, I hate energy drinks, but I would buy the poo poo out of those.
The only energy drink you need is the blood of the bourgeoisie.





ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Art!

"Still life in oil" - Daniel Beltra


















Orange Devil posted:

Are you making GBS threads me? You don't see a tiny little problem of commodification here?



That's why they're hilarious gifts for every socialist you know :v: Also, it's not as if this is the commodification of Ché Guevara that will suddenly destroy his image or ideas. If you think that would be the problem then that ship has sailed long ago.



Some more drinks:


ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Oct 8, 2012

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW


It's what he wanted.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

midnightclimax posted:



It's what he wanted.

:barf: That's horrible.



More horrible marketing:




Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

midnightclimax posted:



It's what he wanted.

Capitalism Ruins Everything.

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom
Ages 4-10

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


David Simon's The Corner articulated a point that I think is often lost, which is that welfare programs are basically the bribe we pay to not have to give a poo poo about the poor. It's carefully just enough that people can exist on it (not really "live") but not enough, and importantly not paired with the other kinds of support and reform our ghettos and cities need, to enable people to break out of poverty, addiction and desperation.

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