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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Gonzo McFee posted:

Fairly sure this is all the video from him inducting someone into the Rock and Roll hall of fame. hosed if I can remember.

Zakk Wylde.

It wasn't that good joke wise but Austin is a genius in delivery. I cracked up when he called him a viking.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Which botchamania is it where a woman(?) takes an insanely brutal powerbomb/piledriver and lands on her neck, and one of the commentators just starts howling with laughter and telling his partner to shut the gently caress up when he tries to talk over it. There are slow motion replays and every time she lands he's like 'POW hahaha'. I seem to remember the ring ropes were made of barbed wire if this helps

Oh God What
Apr 25, 2009

the sex ghost posted:

Which botchamania is it where a woman(?) takes an insanely brutal powerbomb/piledriver and lands on her neck, and one of the commentators just starts howling with laughter and telling his partner to shut the gently caress up when he tries to talk over it. There are slow motion replays and every time she lands he's like 'POW hahaha'. I seem to remember the ring ropes were made of barbed wire if this helps

If it helps, I'm pretty sure you're talking about the Daffney/Abyss Monster's Ball match. Not a clue as to which Botchamania you're talking about, though.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


http://youtu.be/NbnSfNN-jZ4

A trailer for Matt Classic's shoot interview. Yep.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

the sex ghost posted:

Which botchamania is it where a woman(?) takes an insanely brutal powerbomb/piledriver and lands on her neck, and one of the commentators just starts howling with laughter and telling his partner to shut the gently caress up when he tries to talk over it. There are slow motion replays and every time she lands he's like 'POW hahaha'. I seem to remember the ring ropes were made of barbed wire if this helps
It was Megumi Kudo Vs Combat Toyoda commentated by the ICP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFEEIPFdJB8

And the moment you're looking for is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP1aGwoXcFM

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Oct 6, 2012

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Here's a perfectly good cage match between CM Punk and Jeff Hardy with Punk being cartoonishly evil during the last minute or so of running time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9dXBmfwr3o

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBy7RP0v97E

Not sure why I haven't seen this before.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Wojtek posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBy7RP0v97E

Not sure why I haven't seen this before.

Looks to be Krispy Kreme's year, what with his appearance on Tosh.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Batista's MMA debut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2MzPb7CybM

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
Haha, Bautista's strategy is taking a lot of punches to the head and getting a takedown on an obese man.

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008

I thought this was a scene from Kevin James' new movie.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Wojtek posted:

Haha, Bautista's strategy is taking a lot of punches to the head and getting a takedown on an obese man.

I wonder how sad he'll get before realizing the spot light's gone?

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
One of the wrestling news sites reported that the documentary for the new CM Punk DVD is on Youtube, from what I have seen so far this could be one of the best jobs the WWE has done spotlighting a wrestler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTi1Jh2HaEs

the video is missing some of the left side of the shots, but is still watchable

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

crazycarl posted:

One of the wrestling news sites reported that the documentary for the new CM Punk DVD is on Youtube, from what I have seen so far this could be one of the best jobs the WWE has done spotlighting a wrestler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTi1Jh2HaEs

the video is missing some of the left side of the shots, but is still watchable

After watching this... I'm guessing CM Punk's next step after headlining Wrestlemania is to quit WWE and go into business with Heyman, running his own federation. Maybe I'm just hoping.

iLikeMidgets
Jan 3, 2005
insert witty title here
No one sells the stunner like The Rock. This always gets a chuckle out of me every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJqhGATgxek

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I stilll say Kane's selling of the stunner is underrated. The Rock would do his flips and poo poo, but Kane would just go straight down on his face like a sack of bricks.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

God Of Paradise posted:

After watching this... I'm guessing CM Punk's next step after headlining Wrestlemania is to quit WWE and go into business with Heyman, running his own federation. Maybe I'm just hoping.

If WWE is smart at all they'll ask Punk to be a writer or an agent or something.

Also watching that doc made me just want to shake Punk's hand and say thank you more than anything. It is COMPLETELY different context and carries entirely different challenges and benefits, but speaking as a guy who tries to make change and gets really burnt out sometimes, I can sorta understand how Punk was feeling.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I can't wait until Miz sees the DVD and feels like an idiot for the nice things he said about Punk in the same DVD where Punk is saying Miz didn't deserve to main event Wrestlemania.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

If WWE is smart at all they'll ask Punk to be a writer or an agent or something.

I seriously think they will groom him for a JR type right hand man position for HHH.

Perry Normal posted:

I can't wait until Miz sees the DVD and feels like an idiot for the nice things he said about Punk in the same DVD where Punk is saying Miz didn't deserve to main event Wrestlemania.

Miz probably agrees with Punk.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Who made that documentary? Acknowledging other companies? People alluding to Vince really not knowing what's good for business anymore? Actually talking about how the company will screw over and bury guys for no good reason? How many people are getting fired over this? :psyduck:

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
It was most likely Punk saying if I dont get full control over the doc then I wont make it.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
When Punk was doing a Q & A at Wizard World in Philly, he mentioned that a lot of conversations went like this:

Punk: "I'd like us to cover (insert thing nobody talks about on any bio DVD ever) or have music by (insert band production team has no pre-existing relationship with here).

Production "We can't do that"

Punk "I guess we can't do this DVD, then"

Production "Let me call somebody and see if we can do it"

And then it would turn out, surprise surprise, they COULD do that.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

When Punk was doing a Q & A at Wizard World in Philly, he mentioned that a lot of conversations went like this:

Punk: "I'd like us to cover (insert thing nobody talks about on any bio DVD ever) or have music by (insert band production team has no pre-existing relationship with here).

Production "We can't do that"

Punk "I guess we can't do this DVD, then"

Production "Let me call somebody and see if we can do it"

And then it would turn out, surprise surprise, they COULD do that.

Another thing. Punk's a belt mark in the best way possible.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Bocc Kob posted:

Who made that documentary? Acknowledging other companies? People alluding to Vince really not knowing what's good for business anymore? Actually talking about how the company will screw over and bury guys for no good reason? How many people are getting fired over this? :psyduck:

Vince is still a mark for the worked shoot.

EDIT: Or rather, he's a mark for a group of people complaining about him but still getting on their knees for his money.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
I think business is at a point where they're in throw poo poo at the wall mode, and one of those is "well just cater to the internet." That's why you're seeing Attitude Era stuff, the Punk angle last year, etc

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

This has probably come up at some point or another but this always kills me. Steve Austin and Booker T, tearing a bunch of stuff up in a supermarket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmUo9pTd3M

Sorry for the kind of crummy quality, there was a much better one up that suddenly disappeared, but it still gets the point across. :v:

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Yardbomb posted:

This has probably come up at some point or another but this always kills me. Steve Austin and Booker T, tearing a bunch of stuff up in a supermarket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmUo9pTd3M

Sorry for the kind of crummy quality, there was a much better one up that suddenly disappeared, but it still gets the point across. :v:

Price check on a jackass is the best line ever in the wrestling.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Vice.com have recently put together a documentary about UK "underground" wrestling, focusing on Insane Championship Wrestling from Glasgow. Part One is up now, with parts 2-4 going up each day apparently. It's very sweary and very Scottish, but there are subtitles on it. Worth a look if you've eight minutes spare

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/the-british-wrestler

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAniQ0L2S3U&feature=player_embedded

Someone took a video of Punk hitting that fan last night, from what I can tell Punk was pushed a couple of times in the back and the last person to touch him from that side ended up paying for it

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

apsouthern posted:

Vice.com have recently put together a documentary about UK "underground" wrestling, focusing on Insane Championship Wrestling from Glasgow. Part One is up now, with parts 2-4 going up each day apparently. It's very sweary and very Scottish, but there are subtitles on it. Worth a look if you've eight minutes spare

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/the-british-wrestler

That's a good gimmick.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Re: ICW. I feel I should point out, Mark Dallas is a HUGE carny. Stiffing venues on rental fees, stiffing workers on pay, and apparently sexually harassing fans too.

That, and he just wants ICW so badly to be ECW. I see more ECW shirts at an ICW show than ICW shirts.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


crazycarl posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAniQ0L2S3U&feature=player_embedded

Someone took a video of Punk hitting that fan last night, from what I can tell Punk was pushed a couple of times in the back and the last person to touch him from that side ended up paying for it

The version of the story I heard is that one guy actually pushed Punk on purpose, then the guy who got hit was just a guy who got knocked into him by someone else.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

njsykora posted:

The version of the story I heard is that one guy actually pushed Punk on purpose, then the guy who got hit was just a guy who got knocked into him by someone else.

At least two people purposefully pushed or hit Punk. The small man in black and the small man in gray. The large man in black just got the poo poo end of that stick.

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish

crazycarl posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAniQ0L2S3U&feature=player_embedded

Someone took a video of Punk hitting that fan last night, from what I can tell Punk was pushed a couple of times in the back and the last person to touch him from that side ended up paying for it
And people love CM Punk why? That was a really lame thing to do.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Chemi posted:

And people love CM Punk why? That was a really lame thing to do.

Because he's a really good wrestler, really entertaining, and clearly busts his rear end? If someone being a dick meant people couldn't/shouldn't enjoy their work, welp, cross off like 80% of all entertainers everywhere.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Chemi posted:

And people love CM Punk why? That was a really lame thing to do.

Have you seen the poo poo that Referees do when fans rush the ring? Punk was being shoved and pushed, not to mention I think someone slipped a hand over the belt as well.

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Because he's a really good wrestler, really entertaining, and clearly busts his rear end? If someone being a dick meant people couldn't/shouldn't enjoy their work, welp, cross off like 80% of all entertainers everywhere.
That's a fair point, but I still think what he did was totally uncalled for.

In response to the other post, a defence of "others do worse" is no defence at all.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
To diffuse Punkchat, have something at least tangentially related, the greatest fan run-in ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBxak_zFtg

I still choose to believe this was real. :colbert:

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

Xenoletum posted:

Have you seen the poo poo that Referees do when fans rush the ring? Punk was being shoved and pushed, not to mention I think someone slipped a hand over the belt as well.

They do that when the fans enter an area they aren't supposed to. Punk entered the crowd. Not to mention that wrestlers getting shoved or patted on the back happens all the time. He's infantile.

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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Watching the close up footage, it's really strange that they didn't have some security around him. Back in the day whenever a wrestler went into the crowd they had at least two guys around him to make sure the fans didn't get too close.

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