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Fib posted:I went to Cambridge University also, where is my angel funding just ruled that shithole out for grad school
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Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece. R connector piece connected to better than matlab user interface where online chat can go on about datasets. Just store all these datasets on statpedia with all these graphical displays stored to the datasets. Anyone can come in and use the data for their own search display as long as the user publicly post their data. These objects may take long to make, and people may not want to publish their stuff right away. Pretty chill. The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns. Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year. I haven't been able to read the comments lately because it has been locked from my phone to view unless logged in. That is cool. But yes. This post I found it by doing a google search on Statpedia. I would be totally fine keeping this post locked. I didn't say the nicest things at some point, and I am fairly sure I need to keep a quality public appearance. I guess... all I can say is for anyone reading this forum... we all get a little upset from time to time, and although I try to mimic purity, I do believe surroundings affect behavior. Algorithms of all kinds are important.
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:26 |
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hey ian what's your favorite sorting algorithm
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Vicas posted:i wanna see ian work in a steel mill. he'd probably come up with a new way of making the steel in about a week and get all pissed when no one listens to him about it revolutionizing the industry. I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill. Also for that PHP internship... do you have a link?
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Ian McLean posted:Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece. so is taking your meds
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Ian McLean posted:I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill. PHP internships in silicon valley
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Nomnom Cookie posted:Liberty university would be even better thats redundant
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Ian McLean posted:Also for that PHP internship... do you have a link? sure just email your resume to jobs@clownpenis.fart. sorry ian but you can't telecomute and its not in your area. also all the stuff you said makes no sense at all Ian McLean posted:When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. lol. what. do you know what an algorithm is? i'm sorry i don't mean to mock you that much because you probably legit have a diagnoseable mental thing, you should probably talk to a shrink
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Socracheese posted:you should probably take a drink
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Ian McLean posted:The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns. don't you think the existing advertising industry that's chugging along just fine without statpedia thank you very much probably has rates already worked out? and maybe you could spend all this time thinking up worthless insights on solved problems and work on compelling content to get all the eyeballs that will somehow monetize much better than constantly-begging wikipedia in the first place Ian McLean posted:Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:56 |
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No one cares now, that news cycle ended, fake unemployed job stats are the new hotness
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 05:00 |
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the job stats are actually not that bad - the decimation of the public sector is actually a big part of a lot of the job losses over the past 2 years but nah nobody cares, in yospos or in the media
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Blackula69 posted:the job stats are actually not that bad - the decimation of the public sector is actually a big part of a lot of the job losses over the past 2 years caring, sounds a lot like socialism to me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ03mfV5ms
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Ian McLean posted:When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. Quantum Algorithms actually sounds really cool, could you elaborate on this? Are you planning on running Statpedia off a quantum computer server bank or something?
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 06:38 |
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Ian McLean posted:Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece. i dont know what any of this means but i saw quantum and a few years near eachother i started laffin
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Ian McLean posted:I try to mimic purity will the be a statpedia feature implemented to protect my precious fluids?
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 08:25 |
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Ian McLean posted:Algorithms algorithms algorithms quantum algorithms algorithms there is no way you're a real person but i want to believe
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BooLoo posted:will the be a statpedia feature implemented to protect my precious fluids? Hi General Ripper!
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:33 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:Liberty City university would be even better
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:57 |
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IAN'S YOSPOS BILDUNGSROMAN
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:31 |
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:i dont know what any of this means but i saw quantum and a few years near eachother i started laffin Google Moore's Law
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:39 |
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Vicas posted:i wanna see ian work in a steel mill. WE PLAY HARD.
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:Hi General Ripper! hello son
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Jonny 290 posted:Google Moore's Law who is Google Moore
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Ian McLean posted:Algorithms of all kinds are important.
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Yodzilla posted:who is Google Moore
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S'mores Law
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gucci void main posted:S'mores Law but the deliciousness of s'mores is if anything constant over time. theorem disproven
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Ian McLean posted:I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill. we can all see it happening we can also see a horrible smelting accident in that future
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:26 |
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uh oh fayettevilles got a ~web 2.0 startup~quote:What do you get when cross an advanced degreed physicist/computer scientist with a serial entrepreneur who spent time in sales at Dell and Oracle? A committed team with insightful ideas and dogged determination.
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:06 |
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desperate ramblings by old media in an attempt to stay relevant really are as gently caress
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scalable and powered by the Cloud??!?
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Jonny 290 posted:Google Moore's Law ok now wat ive got it open
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ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:ok click a link read a wikipedia
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# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:04 |
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no dont
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http://mediagoblin.org/ a gnutube tumblrms other puns
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size uses a thinkpad
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Lex Kramer posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size i dont even know where to start with this
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Lex Kramer posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size i think i had one of these when i was 5 except it was like a little cave i could go into and also was sold by a real furniture store and not a dude who looks like he failed wood shop.
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