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sports: Sep 1, 2012

Fib posted:

I went to Cambridge University also, where is my angel funding

just ruled that shithole out for grad school

# ? Oct 10, 2012 02:32

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# ? May 9, 2024 13:35

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything

Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece.

R connector piece connected to better than matlab user interface where online chat can go on about datasets.

Just store all these datasets on statpedia with all these graphical displays stored to the datasets. Anyone can come in and use the data for their own search display as long as the user publicly post their data. These objects may take long to make, and people may not want to publish their stuff right away.

Pretty chill.

The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns.

Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.

I haven't been able to read the comments lately because it has been locked from my phone to view unless logged in. That is cool. But yes. This post I found it by doing a google search on Statpedia. I would be totally fine keeping this post locked. I didn't say the nicest things at some point, and I am fairly sure I need to keep a quality public appearance. I guess... all I can say is for anyone reading this forum... we all get a little upset from time to time, and although I try to mimic purity, I do believe surroundings affect behavior.

Algorithms of all kinds are important.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:26

raminasi: Jan 25, 2005; a last drink with no ice

hey ian what's your favorite sorting algorithm

# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:34

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything

Vicas posted:

i wanna see ian work in a steel mill. he'd probably come up with a new way of making the steel in about a week and get all pissed when no one listens to him about it revolutionizing the industry.

I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill.

Also for that PHP internship... do you have a link?

# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:36

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Ian McLean posted:

Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece.

R connector piece connected to better than matlab user interface where online chat can go on about datasets.

Just store all these datasets on statpedia with all these graphical displays stored to the datasets. Anyone can come in and use the data for their own search display as long as the user publicly post their data. These objects may take long to make, and people may not want to publish their stuff right away.

Pretty chill.

The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns.

Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.

I haven't been able to read the comments lately because it has been locked from my phone to view unless logged in. That is cool. But yes. This post I found it by doing a google search on Statpedia. I would be totally fine keeping this post locked. I didn't say the nicest things at some point, and I am fairly sure I need to keep a quality public appearance. I guess... all I can say is for anyone reading this forum... we all get a little upset from time to time, and although I try to mimic purity, I do believe surroundings affect behavior.

Algorithms of all kinds are important.

so is taking your meds

# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:52

what is this: Sep 11, 2001; it is a lemur

Ian McLean posted:

I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill.

Also for that PHP internship... do you have a link?

PHP internships in silicon valley

# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:02

Sparta: Aug 14, 2003; the other white meat

Nomnom Cookie posted:

Liberty university would be even better

thats redundant

# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:03

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

Ian McLean posted:

Also for that PHP internship... do you have a link?

sure just email your resume to jobs@clownpenis.fart. sorry ian but you can't telecomute and its not in your area.

also all the stuff you said makes no sense at all

Ian McLean posted:

When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia.

lol. what. do you know what an algorithm is? i'm sorry i don't mean to mock you that much because you probably legit have a diagnoseable mental thing, you should probably talk to a shrink

# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:05

Guido van Possum: Apr 7, 2012; by T. Finninho

Socracheese posted:

you should probably take a drink

# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:25

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Ian McLean posted:

The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns.

this is equal parts stupidity and fiction and i'm not quite sure you could reliably discern the components as such

don't you think the existing advertising industry that's chugging along just fine without statpedia thank you very much probably has rates already worked out? and maybe you could spend all this time thinking up worthless insights on solved problems and work on compelling content to get all the eyeballs that will somehow monetize much better than constantly-begging wikipedia in the first place

Ian McLean posted:

Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.

the point is nobody will care in 28 days

# ? Oct 10, 2012 04:56

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

No one cares now, that news cycle ended, fake unemployed job stats are the new hotness

# ? Oct 10, 2012 05:00

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

the job stats are actually not that bad - the decimation of the public sector is actually a big part of a lot of the job losses over the past 2 years

but nah nobody cares, in yospos or in the media

# ? Oct 10, 2012 05:53

unixbeard: Dec 29, 2004

Blackula69 posted:

the job stats are actually not that bad - the decimation of the public sector is actually a big part of a lot of the job losses over the past 2 years

but nah nobody cares, in yospos or in the media

caring, sounds a lot like socialism to me

# ? Oct 10, 2012 05:55

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ03mfV5ms

# ? Oct 10, 2012 05:56

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Ian McLean posted:

When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns.

Quantum Algorithms actually sounds really cool, could you elaborate on this? Are you planning on running Statpedia off a quantum computer server bank or something?

# ? Oct 10, 2012 06:38

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Ian McLean posted:

Other important pieces to be developed... the R connector piece.

R connector piece connected to better than matlab user interface where online chat can go on about datasets.

Just store all these datasets on statpedia with all these graphical displays stored to the datasets. Anyone can come in and use the data for their own search display as long as the user publicly post their data. These objects may take long to make, and people may not want to publish their stuff right away.

Pretty chill.

The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns.

Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.

I haven't been able to read the comments lately because it has been locked from my phone to view unless logged in. That is cool. But yes. This post I found it by doing a google search on Statpedia. I would be totally fine keeping this post locked. I didn't say the nicest things at some point, and I am fairly sure I need to keep a quality public appearance. I guess... all I can say is for anyone reading this forum... we all get a little upset from time to time, and although I try to mimic purity, I do believe surroundings affect behavior.

Algorithms of all kinds are important.

i dont know what any of this means but i saw quantum and a few years near eachother i started laffin

# ? Oct 10, 2012 07:43

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

Ian McLean posted:

I try to mimic purity

will the be a statpedia feature implemented to protect my precious fluids?

# ? Oct 10, 2012 08:25

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Ian McLean posted:

Algorithms algorithms algorithms quantum algorithms algorithms

there is no way you're a real person

but i want to believe

# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:23

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

BooLoo posted:

will the be a statpedia feature implemented to protect my precious fluids?

Hi General Ripper!

# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:33

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

Nomnom Cookie posted:

Liberty City university would be even better

# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:57

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

IAN'S YOSPOS BILDUNGSROMAN

# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:31

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

i dont know what any of this means but i saw quantum and a few years near eachother i started laffin

Google Moore's Law

# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:39

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Vicas posted:

i wanna see ian work in a steel mill.

WE WORK HARD.

WE PLAY HARD.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:48

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Hi General Ripper!

hello son

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:04

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Jonny 290 posted:

Google Moore's Law

who is Google Moore

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:08

Jonnty: Aug 2, 2007; The enemy has become a flaming star!

Ian McLean posted:

Algorithms of all kinds are important.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:14

Jonnty: Aug 2, 2007; The enemy has become a flaming star!

Yodzilla posted:

who is Google Moore

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:14

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

S'mores Law

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:16

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

gucci void main posted:

S'mores Law

but the deliciousness of s'mores is if anything constant over time. theorem disproven :smith:

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:19

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Ian McLean posted:

I can actually see that happening if I worked at a steel mill.

we can all see it happening

we can also see a horrible smelting accident in that future

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

uh oh fayettevilles got a ~web 2.0 startup~

quote:

What do you get when cross an advanced degreed physicist/computer scientist with a serial entrepreneur who spent time in sales at Dell and Oracle? A committed team with insightful ideas and dogged determination.

Suffice it to say there is no shortage of talent or ideas with the team of Mark Brandon and Sloan Ahrens of StackSearch Inc. This start-up is based in Fayetteville and is one of the 15 teams selected from 86 entries in the Ark Challenge competition, a 14-week period where entrepreneurial teams work to bring their ideas and tech products to a scalable phase.

Brandon said StackSearch is an enterprise software company that has invented a product search server that is scalable and powered by the Cloud. It helps e-commerce merchants create a better search experience for their products onsite, which has a demonstrable effect on conversions � turning browsers into buyers.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:06

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

desperate ramblings by old media in an attempt to stay relevant really are :3:

as gently caress

# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:07

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

scalable and powered by the Cloud??!?

# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:42

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Jonny 290 posted:

Google Moore's Law

ok

now wat ive got it open

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:03

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

ok

now wat ive got it open

click a link

read a wikipedia

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:04

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

no dont

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:12

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

http://mediagoblin.org/

a gnutube
tumblrms

other puns

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:15

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size

uses a thinkpad

# ? Oct 10, 2012 18:30

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Lex Kramer posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size

uses a thinkpad

i dont even know where to start with this

# ? Oct 10, 2012 18:32

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# ? May 9, 2024 13:35

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Lex Kramer posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamphakos/urbandesk-combination-full-size-bed-and-full-size

uses a thinkpad

i think i had one of these when i was 5 except it was like a little cave i could go into and also was sold by a real furniture store and not a dude who looks like he failed wood shop.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 18:32

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