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php is like jet fighters. fast, powerful, can do p much anything, sometimes crashes b/c of pilot error
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Oct 12, 2012 15:29
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MononcQc posted:you know how to use a knife, so you bring a knife to a modern war fought with guns, tanks, and missiles while shouting "at least I can use the same tools when I eat and when I fight! I save so much time!" before somehow managing to shoot yourself in the foot anyway.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:30
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Tiny Bug Child posted:php is like jet fighters. fast, powerful, can do p much anything, sometimes crashes b/c of pilot error this but C++ php is more like a fighter jet that goes into a tailspin when it has to do anything challenging. of course the engineers who designed and built the fighter jet won't fix this because there are times when i guess you might want to go into a tailspin and the pilot should stop complaining and just learn how to counter roll the jet all the other times.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:35
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i'm confused, can we maybe turn this into a car analogy? thx
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Oct 12, 2012 15:37
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really it's a bunch of people drowning in their own poo poo, arguing at opposing ends of the bristol stool scale.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:46
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for reference
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Oct 12, 2012 15:47
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I think type 1 is the best because it's less messy, easy to stack and work with
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Oct 12, 2012 15:49
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yes but is it web scale?
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Oct 12, 2012 15:49
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I disagree type 7 is the best because you can hold it in a glass and it's much simpler to give it any shape you need by freezing it. Way more flexible.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:50
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brb, just doing a type-4
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Oct 12, 2012 15:50
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guys if only you were using a lisp you'd see that there's no reason to stick with one type of poop. using my s-expressions (poo poo-expressions), I can generate all the types of poop I need to get some kind of uber poop. of course if you were not all caught up in your uni-dimensional poop you'd understand. not that you can grasp the highest quality poop I churn out with my poop generators
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Oct 12, 2012 15:51
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I'm using Erlang theb est tool to let you connect different toilets together and let different kinds of poop communicate together. there's no reason to only work with one piece of poo poo at a time, it is obviously the best
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Oct 12, 2012 15:53
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Any sufficiently complicated hard or soft poop contains an ad hoc, informally-shat, corn-ridden, slow implementation of half of lisp shits.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:55
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Tiny Bug Child posted:php is like jet fighters. full of hidden costs, designed around the state of the world 20 years ago, crashes and burns whenever it has to deal with a date
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Oct 12, 2012 15:59
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Tiny Bug Child posted:php is like jet fighters. fast, powerful, can do p much anything, sometimes crashes b/c of pilot error e: jonnys is better Socracheese fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Oct 12, 2012 |
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Oct 12, 2012 16:00
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I'm using php + postgres and it actually works and its p fast and I haven't run into any terrible php quagmires yet, what is the world coming to ??? we're still gonna tear it all out and replace it with python once they fix this php enough to demo their poo poo and get investor monies btw amazon's cloud server thing can return some insane join queries really drat fast
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Oct 12, 2012 16:12
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Socracheese posted:I'm using php + postgres and it actually works and its p fast and I haven't run into any terrible php quagmires yet, what is the world coming to ??? php is ok for templates. assuming you're a racist who hates foreigners quote:we're still gonna tear it all out and replace it with python once they fix this php enough to demo their poo poo and get investor monies lol
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Oct 12, 2012 16:15
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Socracheese posted:I'm using php + postgres and it actually works and its p fast and I haven't run into any terrible php quagmires yet, what is the world coming to ??? so, your organization is going to spend effort to remove a working system and replace it with something that does the same thing, just in a different language your bosses are either lying to the spergs to placate them, or they are incompetent
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Oct 12, 2012 16:16
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tef posted:php is ok for templates. assuming you're a racist who hates foreigners tef, here's a philosophical question. i have very limited hardware resources so i can't remotely implement anything unicode-ish, or even anything with the high bit set to extend ascii (probably). should i a) mourn this dreadful happening b) bask in having a justification for latent crypto-racism c) put the entire interface for the product in latin and instruct marketing that this is a universal language that any user can learn equally well
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Oct 12, 2012 16:21
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Otto Skorzeny posted:tef, here's a philosophical question. i have very limited hardware resources so i can't remotely implement anything unicode-ish, or even anything with the high bit set to extend ascii (probably). should i
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Oct 12, 2012 16:25
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Socracheese posted:I'm using php + postgres and it actually works and its p fast and I haven't run into any terrible php quagmires yet, what is the world coming to ??? dont bother going from one p-lang to another. they're all crap.
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Oct 12, 2012 16:25
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Otto Skorzeny posted:tef, here's a philosophical question. i have very limited hardware resources so i can't remotely implement anything unicode-ish, or even anything with the high bit set to extend ascii (probably). should i b) is fine.
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Oct 12, 2012 16:24
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we once did a split test on a tour with really nice translated text with proper characters and accent marks and everything, and a tour i just ran the text through google translate and left the little wtf-is-this square characters in. difference in signup rate was statistically insignificant
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Oct 12, 2012 16:25
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ps use ebcdic, that'll show em
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Oct 12, 2012 16:26
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Tiny Bug Child posted:so, your organization is going to spend effort to remove a working system and replace it with something that does the same thing, just in a different language well they actually hired me to do that originally but I am helping patch up this php thing because deadlines etc. the php thing doesn't have any bell and whistle features because nobody wants to polish that turd and I like python's templating better and I get paid by the hour so 
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Oct 12, 2012 16:27
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pythons just gonna make you do even more hacks and workarounds. just use java and be done with it.
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Oct 12, 2012 16:27
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http://www.unicode.org/reports/tr16/ 
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Oct 12, 2012 16:29
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Tiny Bug Child posted:your bosses are either lying to the spergs to placate them, or they are incompetent or they are unspeakably evil and planning to make the python people write the cost/benefit analysis that will crush their hopes and dreams
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Oct 12, 2012 16:29
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Shaggar posted:dont bother going from one p-lang to another. they're all crap. don't listen to shaggar, perl is great
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Oct 12, 2012 16:32
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nope. perl is crap
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Oct 12, 2012 16:32
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shaggar was right, i'll suggest ruby, or just do the whole thing in javascript
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Oct 12, 2012 16:34
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ruby is an honorary p language
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Oct 12, 2012 16:35
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ruby is better than python
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Oct 12, 2012 16:35
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anyone who doesn't say perl owns is either a jackass or in denial
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Oct 12, 2012 16:53
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Otto Skorzeny posted:anyone who says perl owns is either a jackass or in denial
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Oct 12, 2012 16:53
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perl's the shortest distance between "i know a computer can do this" and it being done "shortest" doesn't imply "best"
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Oct 12, 2012 16:57
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python is pretty cool but i have to be in a linux environment to do anything useful with it... c# tho literally the best language of the new century. hejlsberg is the new stroustrup. haters take a number and get in line
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Oct 12, 2012 17:07
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c# is good.
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Oct 12, 2012 17:13
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how long does it take to get a REPL set up in C#
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Oct 12, 2012 17:15
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i dont know. people dont usually do useless things with c#
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