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YeahTubaMike posted:I saw Jason Kaplan at a restaurant last night. He seemed surprised that I recognized him, and looks like he has lost weight. Good for him. Jason is one of the last remaining True Believers, and a force for chaos, backbiting, and comedy.
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Jason is great for causing drama. Being a repulsive human being just comes natural to him, and it was on full display the other day when he was kissing up to Howard.
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Oct 12, 2012 15:08
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Crotch Bat posted:Looking at Artie it's not even the heroin that will be an issue for him. That guy's heart has got to be on its way out. I'm utterly convinced there's no way drugs are going to get him, his ticker is just going to give out one day(3-5 years if he continues to weigh as much as he does now) and that's going to be it. The drugs are one thing but he's eating his way to an early grave more than anything. The drugs and drinking are HORRIBLE on his heart too.
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Oct 12, 2012 17:10
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Slaine posted:Jason is great for causing drama. Being a repulsive human being just comes natural to him, and it was on full display the other day when he was kissing up to Howard. I never felt worse for JD than during that moment because he couldn't articulate why Jason was being such a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 12, 2012 17:29
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musclecoder posted:I never felt worse for JD than during that moment because he couldn't articulate why Jason was being such a loving rear end in a top hat. He was the perfect victim, and that's part of why it was such a douche move.
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Oct 12, 2012 17:44
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musclecoder posted:I never felt worse for JD than during that moment because he couldn't articulate why Jason was being such a loving rear end in a top hat. That rat was sitting under Howard's dress swatting at a crippled JD, it was pretty frustrating. Dang mush mouth got threwed under the ya... you know, whatever.
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Oct 12, 2012 18:19
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:Magic Johnson was on The Daily Show last night. "I'm going to infect you..."
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Oct 12, 2012 21:01
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ch3cooh posted:He's gonna be on Entourage but his rear end is the size of a garage, he's gonna lose that job. Cause Artie loves paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancakes. Dude, I seriously get this stuck in my head ALL THE TIME. It's one of my favorites. Now it's stuck in my head again!
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Oct 13, 2012 00:45
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Oct 13, 2012 02:47
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I have no idea what I would pay for every single parody song about Robin and Artie (and the others too) but there may or may not be a comma in the figure.
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Oct 13, 2012 03:19
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"Get rid of these fuckin' wives and poo poo. All right we gotta gently caress some girls tonight. gently caress this place. Let's gently caress some whores!" - Ronald Mund, 84 year old man
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Oct 13, 2012 03:36
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AxeManiac posted:Replay, all day Haha oh god, I'll never be able to hear "Hit me with your best shot" again.
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Oct 13, 2012 04:49
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Prons posted:Haha oh god, I'll never be able to hear "Hit me with your best shot" again. I prefer the KC "He's a beefcake queer with a homo history..." version by Richard Christie.
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Oct 13, 2012 05:54
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TICKLING ROBIN'S CLITORIS every day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzCth_22gWI
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Oct 13, 2012 07:43
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Szyznyk posted:I prefer the KC "He's a beefcake queer with a homo history..." version by Richard Christie. Richard was the guy I wanted to win John's job the minute Howard introduced him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBNVxNye4-s
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Oct 13, 2012 13:27
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Szyznyk posted:I prefer the KC "He's a beefcake queer with a homo history..." version by Richard Christie. I'm more partial to the classic "Sticking Things in My Twat" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_DPkn8so-s mostly because it actually sounds like Pat Benatar, which is hilarious.
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prefect posted:Richard was the guy I wanted to win John's job the minute Howard introduced him. Same here. My brother and I have been leaving "HEY KC..." messages to each other for YEARS now.
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Oct 13, 2012 22:51
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Just saw a clip of Artie on N&A, holy poo poo. He looks as bad as he did when he was at his worst on Stern. Artie might be the only guy alive who actually gains weight while he's on drugs. I'm no drug expert but I've known a few junkies and alcoholics and they're usually thin. Unless it isn't drugs and he's just eating himself to death. Dammit, Artie - why exactly do you loving hate yourself? 
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Oct 14, 2012 03:33
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picosecond posted:Dammit, Artie - why exactly do you loving hate yourself? Isn't he indirectly the cause of his dad's accident? Someone posted the story here once. His dad installed TV antennas and Artie worked with him. One day Artie didn't go with him. I'm not sure of the reason. He wasn't there to hold the ladder while his dad used it. He fell off the ladder or something and was paralyzed.
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picosecond posted:Just saw a clip of Artie on N&A, holy poo poo. He looks as bad as he did when he was at his worst on Stern. Artie might be the only guy alive who actually gains weight while he's on drugs. I'm no drug expert but I've known a few junkies and alcoholics and they're usually thin. Unless it isn't drugs and he's just eating himself to death. http://i47.tinypic.com/2cp7pyb.gif
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Joe Don Baker posted:Isn't he indirectly the cause of his dad's accident? Someone posted the story here once. His dad installed TV antennas and Artie worked with him. One day Artie didn't go with him. I'm not sure of the reason. He wasn't there to hold the ladder while his dad used it. He fell off the ladder or something and was paralyzed. He wasn't there to hold the ladder because he got wasted the night before and was hungover and didn't want to wake up to help out his dad.
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kylej posted:He wasn't there to hold the ladder because he got wasted the night before and was hungover and didn't want to wake up to help out his dad. Holy poo poo no wonder he's a miserable gently caress.
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Oct 14, 2012 04:57
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kylej posted:"Get rid of these fuckin' wives and poo poo. All right we gotta gently caress some girls tonight. gently caress this place. Let's gently caress some whores!"
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Oct 14, 2012 04:59
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Joe Don Baker posted:Holy poo poo no wonder he's a miserable gently caress. His family tried to sue the ladder company for negligence but it turned out that his dad never officially purchased the ladder. He stole it or won it in a bet.
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Oct 14, 2012 05:15
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Bonzo posted:His family tried to sue the ladder company for negligence but it turned out that his dad never officially purchased the ladder. He stole it or won it in a bet.
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Oct 14, 2012 05:38
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kylej posted:He wasn't there to hold the ladder because he got wasted the night before and was hungover and didn't want to wake up to help out his dad. I don't think it was as morbid as that, I believe he said in his book he was off at a community college trying to get an education.
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Oct 14, 2012 11:05
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Bonzo posted:His family tried to sue the ladder company for negligence but it turned out that his dad never officially purchased the ladder. He stole it or won it in a bet. I also believe his dad also was balancing the ladder on a picnic bench to get extra height when he fell off of it. I'm not saying he deserved it but he certainly wasn't being very safety conscious. And no matter what happened of course it wasn't Artie's fault.
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Two Kings posted:I also believe his dad also was balancing the ladder on a picnic bench to get extra height when he fell off of it. I'm not saying he deserved it but he certainly wasn't being very safety conscious. And no matter what happened of course it wasn't Artie's fault. I don't think anybody is saying it's Artie's fault. But if it were me in that situation, I know I'd feel like it were my fault. I wish Artle could get a little help with what must be going on in his head.
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Two Kings posted:I also believe his dad also was balancing the ladder on a picnic bench to get extra height when he fell off of it. I'm not saying he deserved it but he certainly wasn't being very safety conscious. And no matter what happened of course it wasn't Artie's fault. If that's the case, then wouldn't he have hosed himself up whether or not Artie was there? Still, if I were in that position, I would definitely have a lot of guilt about it. Then again, I can't imagine my mom ever doing something that unbelievably dumb.
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Oct 14, 2012 17:15
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Artie knew his dad was going to die and went to watch a college baseketball game instead at his friends house and came back to find his dad dead.
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Oct 14, 2012 17:18
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:Artie knew his dad was going to die and went to watch a college baseketball game instead at his friends house and came back to find his dad dead. I disagree... I don't think he put 2 and 2 together until after they came to haul the body away.
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Oct 14, 2012 19:46
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Artie's departure totally overshadowed this amazing work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLmlivbhBmM
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Oct 14, 2012 19:51
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"Like every other ordinary American, I'm tired of the black people."
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Oct 14, 2012 20:36
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Has Arnold's audiobook been cut up for the show yet?
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:Has Arnold's audiobook been cut up for the show yet? I don't think they need to with that guy that does a dead on impression of him.
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:I don't think they need to with that guy that does a dead on impression of him. Yeah but the edits are always better
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That is immeasurably creepy.
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Crotch Bat posted:That is immeasurably creepy. Is it more or less creepy that it is based on a real porno?
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GILBERT!!! Starting out with some excellent Jewish self-hate.
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