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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Popelmon posted:

Anybody remember this movie?


In Germany the DVD/Bluray Cover looks like this. Oh and they changed the name to Hangover in LA. :psyduck:



It's oozing desperation from every pore and orifice

Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Oct 20, 2012

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Sgt_Grumbles posted:

New posters for Django Unchained:



The Jamie Foxx one is good

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

sassassin posted:

The Jamie Foxx one is good

None of them are bad as far as portraits go. They're really well-done photographs, they're just boring as movie posters.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I think the Jamie (because of the pose) and Leonardo (because of that expression) posters work well, the others are pretty dull

[edit] I'm not sure yet if Leonardo is a really lame name or an absolutely awesome name to have

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Oct 19, 2012

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Tewratomeh posted:

None of them are bad as far as portraits go. They're really well-done photographs, they're just boring as movie posters.

The Sam Jackson one is a bad photograph.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

sassassin posted:

The Sam Jackson one is a bad photograph.

This Fall:

Samulel L. Jackson IS "Hewn From Plastic"

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Farbtoner posted:

This Fall:

Samulel L. Jackson IS "Hewn From Plastic"

This Fall:

Kerry Washington IS "A Face And Breasts"

bowser
Apr 7, 2007



I'm legitimately not sure if this is intended to be an illustration or if it's just a photoshop disaster :psyduck:.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
I can't hold all these Yuenglings :v:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Clearly it's a sci-fi movie about the sun being too close to the earth, as everyone has now developed a rockin' tan.

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

bowser posted:



I'm legitimately not sure if this is intended to be an illustration or if it's just a photoshop disaster :psyduck:.
Reminds me of those movie parodies in MAD for some reason.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Joey Fat One's really starting to live up to his name.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


bowser posted:



I'm legitimately not sure if this is intended to be an illustration or if it's just a photoshop disaster :psyduck:.

There are three guy names on the cover but four guys. Which of these poor guys got left out?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I thought it was Rob Riggle for a second.

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:
I legit thought that was Rob Riggle.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
That's not Rob Riggle!?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Rob Riggle?!?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

There is no way that this many people know Rob Riggle by name.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~
I presume he's Wob Wiggle's older brother.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

01100110 01100001 01101100 01111010
Winnie Cooper doin thangs.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Wendell posted:

Joey Fat One's really starting to live up to his name.

Nice.

HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!
Promotional image for "The Decoy Bride" on Sky Movies Premiere. Awful.

Prons
Oct 11, 2012

Chick Magnet.

Robert Denby posted:



A semi-decent poster that would work a lot better if the title of the movie were on it in some capacity (it's the remake of "Carrie").


This poster looks really good.... too bad it's a remake of Carrie. :(

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Prons posted:

This poster looks really good.... too bad it's a remake of Carrie. :(
Why can't a remake of Carrie be excellent.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
I don't know where this post came from

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

scary ghost dog posted:

Why can't a remake of Carrie be excellent.
There have been a lot of psychic kid movies since then so it might not feel very fresh.

I always thought Firestarter was so much better than Carrie. I'd like to see a modern adaptation of that.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Speaking of "The Hangover", I suspect there was recently a pitch meeting that went "We've got a generic kids movie set on Halloween. How do we market it?"


Here's a huge version of the center of the poster. It looks like everyone is sitting in front of a rear projection screen.


Here's the original "The Hangover" poster for reference. It uses the same loving tagline.


Oh, and here's the poster that'll be handed out to patrons at the IMAX midnight screenings for "Skyfall":

Robert Denby fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Oct 21, 2012

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Robert Denby posted:

Oh, and here's the poster that'll be handed out to patrons at the IMAX midnight screenings for "Skyfall":



Yup. Owns. Would frame this puppy and hang it up on the mantle.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Robert Denby posted:

Oh, and here's the poster that'll be handed out to patrons at the IMAX midnight screenings for "Skyfall":


Double Oh Side-Mirror-For-A-Hand.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This is the only poster for Skyfall I've actually liked to far, and the poster will look good next to the Prometheus/Spider-Man/Dark Knight Rises IMAX midnight posters I have. I like this trend.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Robert Denby posted:

Speaking of "The Hangover", I suspect there was recently a pitch meeting that went "We've got a generic kids movie set on Halloween. How do we market it?"


Is the girl in the middle just wearing regular clothes, or a half-assed ironic, generation remix Dorothy Gale costume?

HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!

TheJoker138 posted:

This is the only poster for Skyfall I've actually liked to far,

But the car is in the way :ohdear:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Yeah the majority of that poster is a big blurry car, I really don't see the appeal.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Robert Denby posted:

Speaking of "The Hangover", I suspect there was recently a pitch meeting that went "We've got a generic kids movie set on Halloween. How do we market it?"


Here's a huge version of the center of the poster. It looks like everyone is sitting in front of a rear projection screen.

Dude in the middle is checking out chick's rack so bad.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Robert Denby posted:

Oh, and here's the poster that'll be handed out to patrons at the IMAX midnight screenings for "Skyfall":


I know I can't wait to see Film About Daniel Craig Standing Behind a Car in London. Hopefully it will be as good as Film About Daniel Craig on his Back, Pointing His Gun to the Right In a Vaguely Suggestive Manner.

Prons
Oct 11, 2012

Chick Magnet.

scary ghost dog posted:

Why can't a remake of Carrie be excellent.

It can be, I still haven't recovered from the 2 and a half hour long TV remake of Carrie from 2002. Although that one had a cool poster, too.



Scar-Carrie-Face.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Prons posted:

It can be, I still haven't recovered from the 2 and a half hour long TV remake of Carrie from 2002. Although that one had a cool poster, too.



Scar-Carrie-Face.

That was supposed to be a pilot for a TV series.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Prons posted:

Scar-Carrie-Face.

Scarrieface



Slasherfan posted:

That was supposed to be a pilot for a TV series.

Does Carrie go around different high school proms murdering a different graduating year each week or something?

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