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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I assume he means sensor.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Yeah. That thing. Sorry I am still very frustrated. Especially since he got paid €300.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


moral of the story: don't get married.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

moral of the story: shoot film. preferably on a pentax ME super or a hasselblad

I have made your statement less about hate and more about love.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Soulex posted:

That wedding poo poo I was talking about a few pages back...

How did Operation: Crotch Cam go?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ExecuDork posted:

How did Operation: Crotch Cam go?
Not so well. I was told "under no circumstances"

Then was yelled at for putting my canon in my pants and having the lens stick out of my zipper.

Mathturbator
Oct 12, 2004
Funny original quote

Soulex posted:

Every. loving. Picture has a dust spot on the mirror.
Not really uncommon for people who use their camera as a tool. Not a big deal either, it's usually a 2 second operation to clean it up, which any pro will do anyway.

internetdrink
Mar 24, 2011

"May contain traces of nuts"
Well obviously Soulex is no pro. Maybe he should have spent more time reading Sarah Frances' articles.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Soulex posted:

Not so well. I was told "under no circumstances"

Then was yelled at for putting my canon in my pants and having the lens stick out of my zipper.
"Yelled at" is not the same thing as "Made to not do it".

\/\/\/ hearts and selective color :suicide:

ExecuDork fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Oct 17, 2012

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

internetdrink posted:

Well obviously Soulex is no pro. Maybe he should have spent more time reading Sarah Frances' articles.
Nope. Not a pro. Neither was he because he added hearts and selective color in his "edits"

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Soulex posted:

Nope. Not a pro. Neither was he because he added hearts and selective color in his "edits"

not to mention the fact that he sent you all the original raws (or jpegs, whichever). Who agrees to that :psyduck:

Mannequin
Mar 8, 2003

Paul MaudDib posted:

This is true, but film demand has largely hit its floor for the same reasons. It will decline over time but it's not going to be crashing like during the switch to digital. An absurd amount of the film market is now cinematographers who think nothing of blowing through a couple hundred meters of film or disposable cameras (which are still the go-to in many parts of the world). Neither of those markets will switch immediately, cinematographers who still shoot film are doing it for the dynamic range or uprezzing capabilities and it's not possible to make a $5 digital camera that doesn't suck.

I would imagine the cinematographers who are pioneering film are all mostly of the older generation and will be retiring and/or dying off as time goes by. Students might shoot with film. I see the students from the NY Film Academy using old film cameras for their cinematography in the parks, but I believe the younger generation will scrap it once they get their hands on modern equipment if and when the opportunity presents itself. Then again, you never know. I hope they don't.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Once again, time for Capture Episode 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFEkNOi2YbU

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
Wouldn't it be great/has there ever been a game where you are a photojournalist or paparazzi and each level is a different area and you are tasked with finding something interesting to shoot? Like a war zone, or the African plains, or a stakeout at a celebrities house. Your photos would then be sold based on composition and whether you caught certain scripted events, which you then use to buy better gear. You could make things random so every time you play it's different. One night could be just a politician preparing for the next days meetings or it could be him dumping the body of his overdosed mistress in the river. Make it like GTA with cameras.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Claw Massage posted:

Wouldn't it be great/has there ever been a game where you are a photojournalist or paparazzi and each level is a different area and you are tasked with finding something interesting to shoot? Like a war zone, or the African plains, or a stakeout at a celebrities house. Your photos would then be sold based on composition and whether you caught certain scripted events, which you then use to buy better gear. You could make things random so every time you play it's different. One night could be just a politician preparing for the next days meetings or it could be him dumping the body of his overdosed mistress in the river. Make it like GTA with cameras.

go buy dead rising or something.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Or Pokemon Snap.

nonanone
Oct 25, 2007


Well I remember there was some hubub about this war photography game: http://www.dvafoto.com/2011/09/warco-a-war-photography-video-game/

but pokemon snap is probably the best still, ever.

burzum karaoke
May 30, 2003

Claw Massage posted:

Wouldn't it be great/has there ever been a game where you are a photojournalist or paparazzi and each level is a different area and you are tasked with finding something interesting to shoot? Like a war zone, or the African plains, or a stakeout at a celebrities house. Your photos would then be sold based on composition and whether you caught certain scripted events, which you then use to buy better gear. You could make things random so every time you play it's different. One night could be just a politician preparing for the next days meetings or it could be him dumping the body of his overdosed mistress in the river. Make it like GTA with cameras.

you can make your life GTA with cameras by going outside.

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
So the answer is "no, it would not be great, so SUCK IT Claw Massage"

Pokemon. pfft.


:)

Paragon8
Feb 19, 2007

pokemon snap is why I became a photographer

Beastruction
Feb 16, 2005
Skyrim absolutely needs a Discworld-style box camera.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Frame

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ4xG0urqYU

Dalax
Oct 27, 2007

Beastruction posted:

Skyrim absolutely needs a Discworld-style box camera.

Although instead of running out of pink the imps would have a shortage of brown.

nonanone
Oct 25, 2007


Paragon8 posted:

pokemon snap is why I became a photographer

It was also the reason why I became a photographer (or at least how I first got interested in photography) That probably says something about photographers. I think it was mainly because I could, for the first time, see my "photos" instantly and think about them, instead of waiting for parents to develop anything I shot months, sometimes years later.

That 70s Shirt
Dec 6, 2006

What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!
I was into photography long before I first played it, but I'll admit to having a lot of fun with Pokemon Snap (and I was never even really a fan of Pokemon). But the one thing that I couldn't stand and just irked me was how they took points off for not having your subjects perfectly centered. Ever hear of the rule of thirds, Prof. Oak?!? :raise:

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009

See now that Afrika game looks pretty fun!

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


http://gifctrl.com/Hv

Click if you want to giggle intensely.

And if you don't spend at least 15 minutes on that site you're not internet enough.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

SoundMonkey posted:

http://gifctrl.com/Hv

Click if you want to giggle intensely.

And if you don't spend at least 15 minutes on that site you're not internet enough.

some of us spent 15 minutes on that site months ago, get with the times

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Well I completely missed it. :colbert:

Blows my mind that it took until 2012 for someone to come up with it, because it seems like such an obvious idea now.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


xzzy posted:

Well I completely missed it. :colbert:

Blows my mind that it took until 2012 for someone to come up with it, because it seems like such an obvious idea now.

I recommend using illegal drugs to enhance the experience. Not that I would, of course.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

SoundMonkey posted:

illegal drugs to enhance the experience.

What, like Viagra you don't have a script for?

DanTheFryingPan
Jan 28, 2006

8th-samurai posted:

What, like Viagra you don't have a script for?

How can you not get a script for Viagra? (Not that I've tried)

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I don't know how the Dorkroom will feel about this but my city has recently been plastered with these ads for the Canon EOS M and it's making me kind of mad. As somebody with a passion for photography and an interest in the art and science of taking good photos seeing ads for a micro four thirds camera that costs as much as a DSLR (AUD900 for just the body) that advocate buying a high-end camera and then leaving it on full-auto because apparently wanting to have control over your camera makes you some kind of nerd is super aggravating.

The ads in question:



And I'm not even going to go into how nauseating the word 'playfessional' is :barf:

ThisQuietReverie
Jul 22, 2004

I am not as I was.

cyberia posted:

And I'm not even going to go into how nauseating the word 'playfessional' is :barf:

That's unfortunate because I'm pretty certain that the Canon thread title is going to get a lot funnier soon.

Lon Lon Rabbit
Mar 27, 2006
Here comes a special boy!
Is there still an urbex thread round here somewhere?

Can't find it.

I went to GREAT EXPENSE in making this rig for my camera and was thinking of ustreaming an explore I was planning to do tomorrow if there was any interest in it.



(Actually a serious post, I am going exploring tomorrow and will stream it if anyone wants to see run down crap).

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

cyberia posted:

...because apparently wanting to have control over your camera makes you some kind of nerd is super aggravating.

I dunno, the generation that grew up probably never owning a film camera is starting families now, and we all know how important it is to have the best facebook pictures. The mothers that I know don't have room or time for a full-body DSLR, and haven't bought a new P&S in years because their iPhone is good enough, but they do want something better. The idea of "don't worry about exposure levels, the camera will figure it out" isn't something that appeals to you or me, but there is a market there for a high-level family camera. Hell, I'm thinking of picking one up for myself next time I go on vacation and sticking a 28mm f/1.8 on the front.

HPL
Aug 28, 2002

Worst case scenario.
I'm pretty sure most DSLR owners never read the manual.

Also, I have shot many concerts with a 40D in one hand and a beer in the other. THAT is a playfessional. It's also a compelling argument for autofocus versus manual focus.

Paragon8
Feb 19, 2007

It's a product that's not for you and it's not marketed for you. Don't let that upset you. Obviously when they're going to sell the product they're going to emphasise the best features to appeal to who they want to sell it to.

People have different perceptions of cameras. I had a friend who saw my first camera (400D) as some impossibly expensive extravagance but there are people shooting Phase and Hasselblad who probably wouldn't consider most DSLRs high end.

If you stop caring about how other people use their stuff you'll probably end up much happier

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


ThisQuietReverie posted:

That's unfortunate because I'm pretty certain that the Canon thread title is going to get a lot funnier soon.

Well it wasn't before but it is now.

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Tunnelman
Feb 28, 2010

aaag air flow

Lon Lon Rabbit posted:

Is there still an urbex thread round here somewhere?

Can't find it.

I went to GREAT EXPENSE in making this rig for my camera and was thinking of ustreaming an explore I was planning to do tomorrow if there was any interest in it.



(Actually a serious post, I am going exploring tomorrow and will stream it if anyone wants to see run down crap).

That's actually really neat sounding, I'd stick my head in.

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