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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Hank Morgan posted:

When googling for the exact name of the company in that quote one of the first links is to this thread. How can a thread intersect itself?

We must be at the nexus of the internet! :ohdear:

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Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
You're worse. You're much, much worse.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Gyshall posted:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?

Hire this man! :colbert:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Root Bear posted:

JUNE 14TH, 1987!



It's beautiful :911:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Chilly McFreeze posted:



It's beautiful :911:

Nice game, pretty boy!

(I'm assuming that's what this is in reference to?)

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
So, you were violated by two people while you were under the gas, so what?

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

neoboman posted:

So, you were violated by two people while you were under the gas, so what?

But I'm damaged goods now!

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
So... that's one tuck, and one no tuck.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Billy Zane posted:

But I'm damaged goods now!

You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter... then you won't be Billy Zane anymore.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Billy Zane posted:

But I'm damaged goods now!

Look, who are you kidding? You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? You're a massage teaser.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Chilly McFreeze posted:



It's beautiful :911:

Too bad it's not Mets-Phillies at Shea Stadium.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

In honor of the debates tonight and their location:

You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista?
Who is this?
This is Frank Costanza
What do you want?
You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
How can I go on a cruise without my cabana wear?

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Jane's topless.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

esperantinc posted:

Alec Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

I recently started playing Dark Souls and every time I walk into the Undead Burg, I say it in my head this way.

Undead Burrrrrrrrrg

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
"...and isn't it more fun using the urinal?"

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.
MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
I'm not too worried about it.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts!

SwearEngine
Jan 1, 2010

We may not be LSU or Alabama, but we ain't Clemson, folks.
Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key

complicated shoes
Sep 11, 2001

Do you do tongue pushups?

stratdax posted:

I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts!

YIP! YIP!

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER

SwearEngine posted:

Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key

That subplot pissed me off so much. You know what would happen if George tried that.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
John F Kennedy... JOOOONNNNYAAAHHHHH

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
You see those ladies I got showing there!? You think THEY'RE scared!?

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Loving Life Partner posted:

You see those ladies I got showing there!? You think THEY'RE scared!?

He couldn't handle that, he's delicate.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

And if you are undead, I'll find out about that too.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Loving Life Partner posted:

You see those ladies I got showing there!? You think THEY'RE scared!?

You know, sometimes I get the feeling George isn't being completely honest with me.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Parachute posted:

He couldn't handle that, he's delicate.

She'd never make it

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

T. Mascis posted:

She'd never make it

You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
I can't carry a pen! I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum...

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I must have been out of my mind. :colbert:

Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life?

You sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society! :argh:

You're just taking up space.

How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Well, I'm sure you have secrets from me! I...I don't know anything about your cycles!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Justin_Brett posted:

That subplot pissed me off so much. You know what would happen if George tried that.

But George did try that. If she can't find me, she can't break up with me. And if she can't break up with me, she has to go the ball.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Capt. Sticl posted:

But George did try that. If she can't find me, she can't break up with me. And if she can't break up with me, she has to go the ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
And he did that precisely because he knew he couldn't pull off a move like that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Red posted:

You know, sometimes I get the feeling George isn't being completely honest with me.

Elaine..... are you having an affair with George? :ohdear:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
You wanna come over for dinner tonight? My mother has all this extra piaya.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Iron Crowned posted:

You wanna come over for dinner tonight? My mother has all this extra piaya.

What is that anyway? :confused:

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