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rotor posted:man if we cant sperge out for two pages about transactions then i dont even know why we have a yospos rotor was right
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shrughes posted:I come to this thread to forget about work, not talk about work let's go back to making fun of weenie languages i found a ruby to javasript converter and it's been fun to see them coming to terms with ruby's grammar and semantics.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:54 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:PHP is your teenage sweetheart, the girl you first awkwardly fumbled around with that one summer. Just don't try and start a more serious relationship - this girl has serious issues. yes but which language has big tits????
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:55 |
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the only transaction i need is i give you 50 bucks and you give me my drat nachoes
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:55 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:yeah i guess it would be nice if i automatically stripped out the accents and umlauts and other floating letter doodads, but c'mon, you can't seriously expect an english site that has never been promoted in chinese in any way to work when you put chinese characters into it not if you wrote it.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:56 |
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post post post
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:56 |
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tef posted:yes but which language has big tits???? which ever one you're using right now
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:57 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:yeah exactly this is wrong though cause stored procs offer better performance, maintenance, and security than direct data access
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:58 |
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tef posted:not if you wrote it. CN users are probably on stolen cards anyway, they're just gonna turn into chargebacks in a month
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:59 |
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quote:Postgres 9.1 - Release Theme
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 21:59 |
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Shaggar posted:this is wrong though cause stored procs offer better performance, maintenance, and security than direct data access only because it keeps java programmers away from things they don't understand
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:00 |
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its not java specific. most devs have no idea how to use databases properly.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:02 |
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Spooky Mission posted:which ever one you're using right now pro name+av switchup
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Shaggar posted:its not java specific. most devs have no idea how to use databases properly. i mean some of them don't even understands what happens when you have a database across machines, or how transactions work at scale.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:05 |
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tef posted:yes but which language has big tits????
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:09 |
tef posted:i mean some of them don't even understands what happens when you have a database across machines, or how transactions work at scale. tbf i've only started learning this stuff because my new job is basically all database stuff. you don't really get that from some uni education, and they're not the most exciting things to learn about in your spare time either.
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Otto Skorzeny posted:pro name+av switchup thank you, jeg hegy
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:24 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:pro name+av switchup
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:he's got a better parachute its u
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:28 |
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no; please womansplain it to me
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:29 |
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OBAMA BIN LOADIN posted:tbf i've only started learning this stuff because my new job is basically all database stuff. you don't really get that from some uni education, and they're not the most exciting things to learn about in your spare time either. Distributed events and protocols are kind of fun. You can re-frame that poo poo as "how would I write science fiction stories where people discuss across solar systems without faster-than-light communications". Then it becomes "how do I grow something that makes sense when it's super slow and costly to synchronize it". It's not always database specific, it's just that people tend to push the hard distributed parts of their software into the database and forget about it, so the issue is frequently discussed in databases. I don't know. I enjoy all kinds of tricks that can be used in there. I can sperg about it a lot.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 22:54 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:yeah i guess it would be nice if i automatically stripped out the accents and umlauts and other floating letter doodads, but c'mon, you can't seriously expect an english site that has never been promoted in chinese in any way to work when you put chinese characters into it You do realize that e and é aren't the same letter, right Teny Bog Cheld?
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:06 |
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wins32767 posted:You do realize that e and é aren't the same letter, right Teny Bog Cheld? no, he doesn't
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:07 |
php developers don't understand unicode???? when did this happen
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:12 |
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e and é are also part of latin-1, so I'd say he's limited to ASCII.
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wins32767 posted:You do realize that e and é aren't the same letter, right Teny Bog Cheld? yeah they are. i don't really care about the little line on top
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Tiny Dug Chilb posted:yeah they are. i don't really care about the little line on top b and d are the same letter. I really don't care which side of the line the half-circle is on.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:28 |
Z is just an N rotated 90 degrees anti clockwise, what's the difference?????
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:45 |
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wins32767 posted:You do realize that e and é aren't the same letter, right Teny Bog Cheld? I thought they were considered the same letter for sorting and poo poo
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:47 |
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they're different letters but depending on what ur doing w/ them you probably want to treat them the same for things like display or maybe even searching
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:48 |
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Hard NOP Life posted:I thought they were considered the same letter for sorting and poo poo That's actually really complicated.
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# ? Oct 23, 2012 23:51 |
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quick, how do you title case ijmuiden
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 03:31 |
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tef posted:let's go back to making fun of weenie languages don't wieners usually call them "compilers"
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 03:40 |
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like it seems there are an endless supply of stupid pieces of poo poo that "compile" things to javascript
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 03:40 |
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OBAMA BIN LOADIN posted:its u
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 03:43 |
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vapid cutlery posted:like it seems there are an endless supply of stupid pieces of poo poo that "compile" things to javascript
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Gazpacho posted:what else are you gonna do, actually write js? lmao some people love it because they have brain damage
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 04:10 |
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coffeescript is decent, never used any of the other js '''''transpilers'''''
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 04:15 |
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yaoi prophet posted:coffeescript is decent, never used any of the other js '''''transpilers''''' anytime i find myself writing javascript i trace back through my steps and find the huge, critical error i made in judgement to lead me to that point
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jesus christ. if you can't just program in whatever language is thrown in front of you i;m afraid you have aspergers of a most serious nature just liek, live and collect your awesome pay check
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