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This is a real thing that exists. EDIT: Just wanted to mention, at 10 seconds into this trailer, you can hear Willis's disembodied voice say "yippee ki-yay" for no reason. They literally inserted that sound clip just to remind you that this is a Die Hard movie. I found it very odd. WITNESS THE POWER! fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Oct 25, 2012 |
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:This is a real thing that exists. Good god 
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Oct 25, 2012 19:56
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If anything it should be Mister Falcon
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bobkatt013 posted:If anything it should be Mister Falcon Yeah but Die Hard 5 takes place in Russia.
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Oct 25, 2012 19:58
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Ez posted:Yeah but Die Hard 5 takes place in Russia. It should always be Mister Falcon
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Oct 25, 2012 20:00
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Ez posted:Yeah but Die Hard 5 takes place in Russia. Comrade Falcon
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Oct 25, 2012 20:03
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bobkatt013 posted:It should always be Mister Falcon What about them melon farmers? I think that poster pretty much seals the deal for me. I'm sure that is the actual line McClane utters before making something explode in a big way. The writers probably feel so proud how they avoided the 'motherfucker'- problem once again.
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Oct 25, 2012 20:07
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:This is a real thing that exists. He actually says it though, but it's not very noticeable because he's about to walk off-screen.
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Oct 25, 2012 20:31
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:This is a real thing that exists. YOU DON'T KILL 500 TERRORISTS WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES
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Oct 26, 2012 00:23
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I wonder what they charged to watermark that image.
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Oct 26, 2012 01:41
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kiimo posted:I wonder what they charged to watermark that image. Since they clearly spent no time or money on it, I'm requesting a "smooth Bruce" airbrushed hack job.
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Oct 26, 2012 01:45
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That's what you'd get if Bruce Willis wasn't so cool in giving no fucks. (I actually like the image, just not the text)
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Oct 26, 2012 01:54
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kiimo posted:That's what you'd get if Bruce Willis wasn't so cool in giving no fucks. So do I, it actually looks like Bruce Willis. I just wonder what it'd look like with the Billy Crystal treatment. e: oh god, that's actually his face?! He looks like Mao Zedong!
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Oct 26, 2012 01:56
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 Choose Your Own Adventure: The Font: The Motion Picture 
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Oct 26, 2012 02:29
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Went looking for the original Lisa and the Devil poster, ended up kind of side-tracked.      
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Oct 26, 2012 03:07
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Haha, this is awesome! I think the artist was told the general plot before hand, as there is no blonde in the film that I remember, especially if the two women there are meant to be Asa / Katja, which are both played by black haired Barbara Steele.
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Oct 26, 2012 03:14
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Oct 26, 2012 03:57
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When I scrolled over that One Dark Night poster, that's exactly what I was thinking and going to post until I saw yours 
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Oct 26, 2012 04:21
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Tommy Wiseau is Watching You Poop.
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Oct 26, 2012 09:06
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Torgo?!
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HoldYourFire posted:Torgo?! Thinking the same thing. Torgo's new haircut owns.
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Oct 26, 2012 10:28
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Apologies if this has been posted, but it's just so loving bad. R-Patz looks like he's walking in place. 
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Oct 26, 2012 16:34
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Quickly, we've got to get out of here. 
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Kro-Bar posted:Apologies if this has been posted, but it's just so loving bad. R-Patz looks like he's walking in place. It's been posted before, but it does bear repeating. I can't decide which I like more - this poster or the horrifying Photoshop monstrosity character posters they've put out. They really have the worst people working on these.
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Oct 26, 2012 17:19
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Hewlett posted:It's been posted before, but it does bear repeating. I can't decide which I like more - this poster or the horrifying Photoshop monstrosity character posters they've put out. There probably isn't much motivation to put out a good poster: It won't impact whether or not someone chooses to see the movie at all.
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Oct 26, 2012 17:19
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Do they care more or less then the actors?
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Saw this earlier today and it made me go   (On a sadder note, it also made me wish Dreamworks had the stones to make this their first traditional film since "Sinbad". Ah well...)
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Rahonavis posted:Saw this earlier today and it made me go I still think this looks like a stupid movie, but... I've missed 2d art so much on posters and VHS covers and all that.
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I don't really like Dreamworks and I don't know what Rise of the Guardians is, but I really like that poster.
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Ez posted:I don't really like Dreamworks and I don't know what Rise of the Guardians is, but I really like that poster. Yeah, this exactly. I thought it was Legend of the Guardians (that animated owl movie from a couple years ago) at first. That's some drat nice artwork, though.
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A note for kiimo: please don't use the word "orgy" on a poster with a picture of Michael Jackson.
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Ez posted:I don't really like Dreamworks and I don't know what Rise of the Guardians is, but I really like that poster. Literally the Avengers with fairy tales. Jack Frost, the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus team up to fight... something. Because if you can't actually get any hot properties, go for the public domain! EDIT: Claus =/= Clause. Tim Allen you have warped my mind! 404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 26, 2012 |
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Oct 26, 2012 18:21
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404GoonNotFound posted:Literally the Avengers with fairy tales. Jack Frost, the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause team up to fight... something. I believe that something is The Boogeyman, or at least essentially the same concept. Poor villains, always getting ganged up on.
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Other than that, how was the movie, Mrs. Lincoln?
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404GoonNotFound posted:Because if you can't actually get any hot properties, go for the public domain! It really bothers me that they seem to be going with a smug smirking and winking "cool" attitude. You could just make a fairytale.
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Nybble posted:Other than that, how was the movie, Mrs. Lincoln? Coming soon to a Ford Theater near you.
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404GoonNotFound posted:Literally the Avengers with fairy tales. Jack Frost, the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus team up to fight... something. The weirdest thing about that movie is how they've been promoting it. Like the fact that it looks like Jack Frost is going to be the main character, which you would never know going by the first trailer because he isn't in it at all.
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That Rise Of The Guardians poster makes me think its for a Squaresoft game. Maybe not quite Final Fantasy, but another one of their IPs.
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Oct 26, 2012 20:23
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Rahonavis posted:Saw this earlier today and it made me go
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Young Freud posted:That Rise Of The Guardians poster makes me think its for a Squaresoft game. Maybe not quite Final Fantasy, but another one of their IPs. What are you talking about, there's a goron so it's a Zelda game  e:Here's other posters for it:  The elves are adorable and I really wish they made the movie in the style of the quoted poster instead of the one they're actually using. PenguinKnight fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Oct 26, 2012 |
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