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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

unixbeard posted:

im more interested in ranch prediction, which is easy, because the prediction is always: delicious.

delicious with a side of omega 6


why oh why do they use canola oil as a base?

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol this guy is in the military

a literal childe soldier

are you really surprised, considering the military is basically for people too stupid to get into the police?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

can sensual sorcery summon a haunted dildo??

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Resplendent Spiral posted:

can sensual sorcery summon a haunted dildo??

and the cops says, "voodoo dildo my rear end"

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Sweevo posted:

are you really surprised, considering the military is basically for people too stupid to get into the police?
us military has a minimum intelligence requirement, police have a maximum intelligence limit

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Nomnom Cookie posted:

There's gonna be some happy spergs scheduling instructions for this fucker. You get registers and an fpu and a load/store unit and that's about it. Branch prediction is "don't branch, ever, it's a bad idea anyway"

yeah, the hidden cost of a cpu grid is much harder to find than "branch prediction"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

us military has a minimum intelligence requirement, police have a maximum intelligence limit

wow, just wow

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

us military has a minimum intelligence requirement, police have a maximum intelligence limit

gently caress teh police

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Our prototype currently works for the NES, SNES, and N64 systems, but only one at a time. To switch to a different console, we currently have to recompile the software.

there's probably a bunch of spergs begging them to release the alpha right now, as-is

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Resplendent Spiral posted:

and the cops says, "voodoo dildo my rear end"

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there's probably a bunch of spergs begging them to release the alpha right now, as-is

RELEASE IT I NEED IT NOW ARGH gently caress YOU

HOLY poo poo WHAT IS THIS poo poo THIS IS LIKE SOME ALPHA WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE THIS ARGH gently caress YOU

Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

us military has a minimum intelligence requirement, police have a maximum intelligence limit

hah

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Guido van Possum posted:

its hard to be white sometimes

mostly when around cooler, better dressed, in-shape black guys

Kire
Aug 25, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:




are you a small business owner? great news! the $750 reward level lets you advertise your business in the game as a place where vagrants congregate to ask passers-by for spare change!


Differently sized pixels in a "pixel art" game show how much the person doesn't get it with regards to "pixel art".

Also is that hygeine meter showing a raincloud, or shower head? if its a raincloud thats kind of funny to imply that homeless people shower by frolicking naked in the spring rains. Or by getting soaked through their many, many layers of seasonally inappropriate clothing.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

looks like a showerhead
and spirit is :downs:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
I don't want to defend a shitfarter pixel game (it still sucks), but it could be worse - at least their larger "pixels" exactly match where a 2x2 block of the smaller ones would be, instead of being out of proportion and badly overlapping like some other pixel "art" I've seen.

and real IRL sprite games have done poo poo like that

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

mods namechange posted:

I don't want to defend a shitfarter pixel game (it still sucks), but it could be worse - at least their larger "pixels" exactly match where a 2x2 block of the smaller ones would be, instead of being out of proportion and badly overlapping like some other pixel "art" I've seen.

and real IRL sprite games have done poo poo like that


obscure but maybe someone knows that game?

what really does that in the masses though?

a world called z0r
Aug 31, 2012

Resplendent Spiral posted:

voodoo dildo my rear end

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

mods namechange posted:

I don't want to defend a shitfarter pixel game (it still sucks), but it could be worse - at least their larger "pixels" exactly match where a 2x2 block of the smaller ones would be, instead of being out of proportion and badly overlapping like some other pixel "art" I've seen.

and real IRL sprite games have done poo poo like that


ban for anime

blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

ban everyone for anything and everything

a world called z0r
Aug 31, 2012

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

ban everyone for anything and everything

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies
sa forums

*child whispers* probate everything

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Deacon of Delicious posted:

sa forums

*child whispers* probate everything

like is the child whispering or are they whispers of childhood or something

idgi

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Deacon of Delicious posted:

sa forums

*child whispers* probate everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_FDEj4paHI

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

ban everyone for anything and everything

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Vicas posted:

like is the child whispering or are they whispers of childhood or something

idgi

it can be whatever's *~in ur heart~* (blood, cholesterol, some plaque)

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



JawnV6 posted:

yeah, the hidden cost of a cpu grid is much harder to find than "branch prediction"
Nah that's something to have fun spergin about. The hard part looks like building pipelines

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Vicas posted:

like is the child whispering or are they whispers of childhood or something

idgi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYkOMj-3iI
only 90's 00's kids will get this!!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the nice thing about the internet is not having to figure out how to pronounce "00's"

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Werthog posted:

the nice thing about the internet is not having to figure out how to pronounce "00's"

why it is the noughties of course

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
double oughts

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Sweeper posted:

why it is the noughties of course

naughty aughties

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
Why I outta

bang, zoom, straight to the Moon

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Nomnom Cookie posted:

Nah that's something to have fun spergin about. The hard part looks like building pipelines

ok, so it actually works on predicated execution and you're kinda daft to club that under "branch prediction" and consistently ignoring the fact that GPU's are designed to shovel huge amounts of data around which appears 'free' during gpgpu usage, then turning around and pretending that predicated execution is rilly rilly hard while debugging a delay in a sprawling mass of connective fabric is simple

gently caress's sake what do you know

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Werthog posted:

the nice thing about the internet is not having to figure out how to pronounce "00's"

"Twenty-hundreds"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"ooze"

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

I'm hugh downs

and I'm barbara walters and this... is twenty twenty

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

DNova posted:

I'm hugh downs

and I'm bobwaa wawaa and this... is twenty twenty

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