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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Leon with a Zero posted:

Can anyone find that youtube of i think its a talksport pundit? and a caller calls him up to complain that of course he should know players that have won the champions leauge, just because they dont play in the prem.

It's a Youtube of a City fan calling in to Talksport to poo poo on the presenter for suggesting that he'd never heard of David Silva or Yaya Toure and that City should buy "proven" players like John Terry instead. He just rips on him continually for about five minutes solid.

Once you've heard that and the "he's nae finish, he's only 26" one, you've basically approximated all sports talk radio ever.

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Enkor
Dec 17, 2005
That is not it at all.

Vegetable posted:

Is it so hard to understand that he never got the chance to play in the Champion's League. He's been underexposed. That's literally all I meant by "hidden". If you guys are so keen to hop on the "sperglord who doesn't watch La Liga" accusation, just consider a La Liga watcher who, until this season, never got to watch Luka Modric. It's always a pity when the best players don't play on the biggest stage.

Modric played at the Bernabeu in the CL in 2011 though.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sorry to interrupt the discussion, have some brilliant goals from Reading - Fulham today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppo6QbQ-qV4

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Oct 27, 2012

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Drogadon posted:

Sorry to interrupt the discussion, have some brilliant goals from Reading - Fulham today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppo6QbQ-qV4

Reading's second is a managers dream; great follow up with everyone in the right position. Well done.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Vegetable posted:

Is it so hard to understand that he never got the chance to play in the Champion's League. He's been underexposed. That's literally all I meant by "hidden". If you guys are so keen to hop on the "sperglord who doesn't watch La Liga" accusation, just consider a La Liga watcher who, until this season, never got to watch Luka Modric. It's always a pity when the best players don't play on the biggest stage.

Except Santi Cazorla played in the Champions League and Europa League with Villarreal.

Even the most clueless La Liga watcher knew who was Luka Modric before his arrival at RM.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Instead of caring about who's a hidden gem and which league's fans are more in the closet, maybe watch this clip of a ball boy getting hit in the face and then diving?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeCH5f9lb-4

For clarification, the goalkeeper was sent off and he was charged by the police for minor assault.

Vinestalk fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 27, 2012

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Gato Sessa rules

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

jyrka posted:

Hey if anyone wants to feel old then know that Alen Halilovic was born after Euro 1996 ended. Ok bye.

gently caress

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Gigi Galli posted:

Reading's second is a managers dream; great follow up with everyone in the right position. Well done.

Awesome to see Berbs celebrating a goal like that - I hear he's possibly got busted ribs there, too.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

El Hefe posted:

Except Santi Cazorla played in the Champions League and Europa League with Villarreal.

Even the most clueless La Liga watcher knew who was Luka Modric before his arrival at RM.
Except he left Villareal before their Champion's League season started

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You're trying really hard to not appear dumb for not knowing who he was before Arsenal signed him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6E-sWIirnE

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Vegetable posted:

Except he left Villareal before their Champion's League season started

No, he didn't. They've had two campaigns recently.

Why don't you just admit you personally didn't know him? no-one's going to sperg out at you for that, but denying he was a known talent is just bullshit.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

jyrka posted:

Hey if anyone wants to feel old then know that Alen Halilovic was born after Euro 1996 ended. Ok bye.

During it, according to Wiki, but still...

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

the sex ghost posted:

"Pele...and those guys" -Alan Shearer on the 1970 Brazil team

someone start badshearerpunditry.txt

every Italy game at Euro 2012 he just talked about Balotelli (he frowns at this point), Buffon and Pirlo ('loves to pass'). By the QFs it was undeniable that he'd never actually heard of the other 20 squad members.

at the 2010 World Cup the pundits & presenter were doing the whole 'Slovakia? is that a real country' bollocks and when Lee Dixon or someone piped up in the vaguest possible terms that he'd 'heard' that Marek Hamsik was 'a useful player' Shearer, as animated as i've ever seen him, was leaping to mock the guy for wasting valuable golfing time doing his job.

I hope he lives a long and fruitful life but then on dying finds out that God is a Catholic God and he's wearing a shirt with 'LENNON 18' on the back and he's mad as hell stroking his beard with rage and he punts Wor Al back down to hell, which coincidentally is a sofa with Mark Lawrenson on it that you can never leave.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley
Oh god, liga thread is leaking.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Voluspa posted:

Oh god, liga thread is leaking.



loving brilliant

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Voluspa posted:

Oh god, liga thread is leaking.



lol at Torres hitting VP

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

sassassin posted:

lol at Torres hitting VP

gently caress you I'm the most expensive striker in the PL

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
One of the best things about RVP is that he is a oval office and won't take poo poo so you can bet he was giving Torres a shove/nudge/elbow/pinch/not backing down there.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV6so87RZNQ

It's a toilet goalie.

marcadia
Sep 13, 2005




Edit: back on Saturday, even, apparantely..!

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

marcadia posted:



Edit: back on Saturday, even, apparantely..!

Sticky already posted the toilet goalie.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

marcadia posted:



Edit: back on Saturday, even, apparantely..!

loving brilliant news.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_8F_xNtrDo

New episode of away days :)

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I always drink M&S lager on the train to away matches as a result of those videos. It's surprisingly nice and good value.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Love these, pretty accurate description of Manchester too.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
I stumbled upon this while looking at Luis Suarez diving videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEB-TYLMmQ

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-438765/You-saved-life-Terry-pays-tribute-England-physio.html

Wow, even swallowed his tongue and was starting to turn blue. That physio saved his life.

quote:

According to one of the country's leading neuro-surgeons, Terry came within four minutes of losing his life after swallowing his tongue.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Not the last time Terry's mouth got him in trouble

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Wirth1000 posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-438765/You-saved-life-Terry-pays-tribute-England-physio.html

Wow, even swallowed his tongue and was starting to turn blue. That physio saved his life.
Also if you notice around :23 into the video Eduardo rushes over and was really the first person to try to get his tongue out of the way.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Pedantic Alert: It's Julio Baptista. Eduardo hadn't come to the club yet.

For content, have a halloween themed video, courtesy of some lovely photoshopping...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs7SI-gw664

The Estadio do Drago is haunted by a little girl that likes Colombian half volleys.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Vinestalk posted:

Pedantic Alert: It's Julio Baptista. Eduardo hadn't come to the club yet.

For content, have a halloween themed video, courtesy of some lovely photoshopping...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs7SI-gw664

The Estadio do Drago is haunted by a little girl that likes Colombian half volleys.

Except it isn't
http://www.mundodeportivo.com/20121023/fotos/el-presunto-fantasma-se-trataba-de-una-anciana-aficionada-del-porto_54353386349.html
(the photo's text says "The alleged ghost was an old fan of Porto")

lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Oct 30, 2012

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Correction. The Estadio do Drago is haunted by an elderly woman who loves Colombian half volleys. And she totally isn't photoshopped, but still is creepy looking.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Today is Maradona's birthday

merry X-mas everybody
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iglesia_Maradoniana

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Juve did a pile of these...

Asamoah as Blade


Conte as Dracula


Vucinic as the Barber of Seville


Pirlo as the Joker


There's more on their facebook page http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.558466094180624.144451.171522852874952&type=3

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
i just liked bendtner frozen forever in an offside position

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
never seen chamakh run so much in my life



:allears::allears:

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamD4yR49RA

Not a great clip but it's Luke Varney from a yard out. Must score.


Doesn't.

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