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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


It's a double helix. That book can't corner the market on them.

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Deadly Chlorine posted:

Oh come the gently caress on, that's literally science fiction book cover.



Um... https://www.google.com/search?q=dou...iw=1280&bih=923

Rogue1-and-a-half
Mar 7, 2011

tvb posted:

Everybody forgets SWAT :colbert:

That was the movie when I became a fan, actually. I mean, when you've got a great script, you can be good, sure. But when your movie sucks that much and you can still bring that much of your A game to it . . . you, sir, are bound for great things. I'd totally serious.

DKWildz
Jan 7, 2002
More (different) Mondo Universal Monsters for Monday!

Frankenstein - Martin Ansin


Creature from the Black Lagoon - Ken Taylor


Bride of Frankenstein - Kevin Tong


The Invisible Man - Francesco Francavilla


The Wolf Man - Phantom City Collective

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

DKWildz posted:

Bride of Frankenstein - Kevin Tong


The Invisible Man - Francesco Francavilla


Man I love these.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

DKWildz posted:

More (different) Mondo Universal Monsters for Monday!

Creature from the Black Lagoon - Ken Taylor


I'm not a fan of the movie but :swoon:

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011
And now, The Asylum:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


AndyP posted:

And now, The Asylum:



You had me at Sharknado... 'nuff said, indeed. :bravo:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

AndyP posted:

And now, The Asylum:



This is the pinnacle of art, right here.

Sgt_Grumbles
Jan 10, 2006
STG. GRUUUUUUMMBLES!
17 Character Posters From The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

































Sgt_Grumbles fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Nov 2, 2012

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Oh yeah? Well gently caress you too, Galadriel!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wendell posted:

Oh yeah? Well gently caress you too, Galadriel!

Thought the same exact thing.


Also those sharks need lasers on their heads.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Wendell posted:

Oh yeah? Well gently caress you too, Galadriel!

Hahaha, yeah pretty much.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Wendell posted:

Oh yeah? Well gently caress you too, Galadriel!
Hahahaha how did no one notice this?
Isn't that your department, kiimo? Or did you not get assigned to these?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

AndyP posted:

And now, The Asylum:



The Asylum puts out a lot of poo poo, but this is how you make a loving movie poster right here :lol:

Ein Bear
Mar 26, 2010

Oh Sirrah, how deliciously absurd!
There's something strange about the fact that all the Dwarves have really heavy make up/prosthetics on... except Bofur, Kili and Thorin who just look like normal guys.

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Oct 30, 2009

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casa de mi padre posted:



YOU DON'T EVOLVE FOR 4.5 BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES

"From the director of the original Alien takes you back to the beginning."

Am I reading that poster right?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

GonSmithe posted:

Hahahaha how did no one notice this?
Isn't that your department, kiimo? Or did you not get assigned to these?


Nope not working on this one thank God, I don't want to be spoiled any more than I am now.

Same guy who let this slip soooooo



Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

Nope not working on this one thank God, I don't want to be spoiled any more than I am now.

Same guy who let this slip soooooo





Ah so it's completely 100% on purpose :lol:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

kiimo posted:

Nope not working on this one thank God, I don't want to be spoiled any more than I am now.

Same guy who let this slip soooooo





That was one of the best posters of any movie in recent memory :allears:

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

casa de mi padre posted:



YOU DON'T EVOLVE FOR 4.5 BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES

Making Social Network poster riffs will never get old :golfclap:

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

Oh, oh! I know this one!

A main character with a consistent accent?

An actual old man instead of a young guy under so much old man makeup that he looks like a Muppet?

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Sgt_Grumbles posted:

17 Character Posters From The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.



































You have no idea how much it upsets me that these aren't in order.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Kingtheninja posted:

Everybody forgets Senior Trip.
I love you for this. "Let's do some Van Dammage!"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.


Is it too late to remake the movie so it's about this guy? It's pretty much the only one with some life to it.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Dick Trauma posted:



Is it too late to remake the movie so it's about this guy? It's pretty much the only one with some life to it.

got milk?

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

kiimo posted:

Nope not working on this one thank God, I don't want to be spoiled any more than I am now.

Same guy who let this slip soooooo




Oh so he's doing it intentionally.

Sockser posted:

You have no idea how much it upsets me that these aren't in order.
Me too :(

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Anyone know if there's somewhere you can actually buy the Sharknado poster?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I'm not a fan of the movie but :swoon:

Haha so no chance of you buying me this one too then? :v:

Definitely staying up late this time.

Honeydew
Nov 27, 2005

That's a very nice jaffa cake you have there

Dick Trauma posted:



Is it too late to remake the movie so it's about this guy? It's pretty much the only one with some life to it.

It's Ronnie Barker!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Anyone here ever done any proxy purchases from Mondo for people who can't get at a PC when they do their sales? Really want to get that Creature poster on Monday.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Anyone here ever done any proxy purchases from Mondo for people who can't get at a PC when they do their sales? Really want to get that Creature poster on Monday.

Forget it pal, it's mine!

But you could do what I did for the last Creature poster - act all pathetic until someone offers you theirs out of sympathy.

On that note, a public thank you to Disappointed Owl for selling it to me, Sirotan for also offering to sell (I think he's already found another buyer so don't hassle the poor fellow) and also to DKWildz for taking the time to send me a PM to let me know it was still available (but unfortunately I was getting much needed sleep for a university exam). Thanks for being excellent, goons.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Denzel has been in some seriously egregious poo poo.



That tag line though.

Sorry if this has been posted in the last hundred pages.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

joedevola posted:

Denzel has been in some seriously egregious poo poo.



That tag line though.

Holy poo poo yeah, that tagline is amazing.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
Since it's been established by science that it's the most bad rear end movie of all time, it's suiting that Escape From New York had a ton of great posters.



I love that almost all 80s near future dystopias were set in 1997. The Japanese artwork is swell too.



As seems to be the case generally.



The Crazies sees a rare instance of a film having better artwork than it deserves.



I remember saving this image about two years before Shaun Of The Dead came out. It's a shame none of the actual promotional material went this route.

joedevola fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Nov 3, 2012

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Hong Kong poster for Police Story 4:



gently caress YEAH FLYING SHARKS, GUNS AND A SKI CHASE!


North American poster:



:downsgun:

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

joedevola posted:

Denzel has been in some seriously egregious poo poo.



That tag line though.

Sorry if this has been posted in the last hundred pages.

The trailer is :catbert: as Hell too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwv655uA_Gw

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Holy poo poo that movie looks amazing.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
HA HA! Black people :razz:

Seriously though, that looks amazing and I'm going to hunt down a copy.

Rogue1-and-a-half
Mar 7, 2011
I am fairly certain that the endless cascade of character posters for the Hobbit is totally unnecessary.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Man, movie trailers used to be so weird.

And Denzel hasn't apparently aged in 30 years. Holy poo poo, he's been acting since 1981?

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