Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Paranoia
Dec 23, 2005

I'm watching you!

iamathousandapples posted:

you mean this comic?


I could swear there's a youtub video along the same lines, but this a great start.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Clipperton posted:

I'm looking for an XKCD parody comic that I saw a year or two ago. I remember it starts with the stick-figure guy saying something like "I have a whimsical and puckish sense of humour! Some call it autism!" and ends with him pissing himself. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Thanks!



You're welcome, America.

e: So I was searching for this in an old images folder of mine. The place I had decided to start sequentially searching through was literally JUST after where this image was. I could've sworn it was fully vertical and sepia-tinted, but that just proves I have a terrible memory.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

iamathousandapples posted:

you mean this comic?


Can you find the one where Skeeter sucker punches Doug in the face? Doug's response was "You blue son of a bitch... I'LL KILL YOU!"

Frost Uncle
Nov 2, 2012
Google hath forsaken me. I remember back on ebaum's world maybe? There was a video of a man kicking a cactus with his bare feet while yelling "I'M THE BOSS! I'M THE BOSS!" in a broken Mexican accent. It ended with zooming in on his bloody, spine-filled soles and him crying.

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
I saw a video on 4gifs, and briefly on youtube, it was a chubby lady beginning to dance saying, "Are you ready...in the place..." then proceeding to faceplant a dresser. A friend and I laughed at this forever, then it disappeared.

Belteshazzar
Oct 4, 2004

我が生涯に
一片の悔い無し

ToastyPotato posted:

Can you find the one where Skeeter sucker punches Doug in the face? Doug's response was "You blue son of a bitch... I'LL KILL YOU!"

num3n
Jun 1, 2006
Youtube show about two guys sitting on lawn chairs at what looks like a cali beach talking poo poo about people.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

num3n posted:

Youtube show about two guys sitting on lawn chairs at what looks like a cali beach talking poo poo about people.

Theater of life - http://www.youtube.com/user/nick

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


My buddy told me about a series where old men review/hate new music. The example he told me about was an Animal Collective album. Neither one of us can find it for the life of us.

Belteshazzar
Oct 4, 2004

我が生涯に
一片の悔い無し

Wojtek posted:

Looking for a picture of a guy laying down who took a picture of himself with a flatscreen sitting on his lap. He's watching anime and the angle is such that it looks like he's loving some cat ear girl or something.

A little late but here (:nws:)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I love Theatre of Life. :swoon:

It, and the sassy red heads found therein.

runawayjim455
May 10, 2005
sweet as
I am looking for a story (or thread) about a guy who was working in a professional-type office setting, and then began to work less and less until his job was basically sitting in an office doing absolutely nothing. The department lost track of him or something, so he never had a manager or had to do any work whatsoever.

Thanks in advance if anyone can parse my partial memories.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

runawayjim455 posted:

I am looking for a story (or thread) about a guy who was working in a professional-type office setting, and then began to work less and less until his job was basically sitting in an office doing absolutely nothing. The department lost track of him or something, so he never had a manager or had to do any work whatsoever.

Thanks in advance if anyone can parse my partial memories.

Can't remember what it was called, but I know this came up earlier in the thread so if anyone has SALR you can search the thread for the answer.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




runawayjim455 posted:

I am looking for a story (or thread) about a guy who was working in a professional-type office setting, and then began to work less and less until his job was basically sitting in an office doing absolutely nothing. The department lost track of him or something, so he never had a manager or had to do any work whatsoever.

Thanks in advance if anyone can parse my partial memories.

I believe it's called The American Dream. It gets requested frequently in this thread.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Lovie Unsmith posted:

I believe it's called The American Dream. It gets requested frequently in this thread.

Yep, here it is

http://shii.org/knows/American_Dream

Micromancer
Apr 17, 2002

He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair
Looking for a video where someone working in an office is repeatedly punched in the dick and the person doing the punching yells things like "Office prank!" and "Oh copy room office prank!"

I can't remember any more details other than the guy writhing on the floor from the hail of dickpunches.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

univbee posted:

There was once a hilarious review of a Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney hentai game (called "Phoenix Drive") that made fun of the horrid English translation (that still got the English adaptation's names correctly) and various other elements of the game. It used to be hosted at finalturnabout.com/pdrive which is long dead, to the point where sites like archive.org don't have anything for it. The review had both sfw and nsfw versions with pictures and I think a youtube or two of particularly weird segments. Each picture had generally a sentence or two underneath before the next picture. Any archive.org alternates that might have a cached copy, even of just the text?

To clarify, I'm not looking for the game itself or pictures of it, I'm only interested in the review.
Bumping this since I'm looking for it now, too. I don't mind if the review has pictures though since some of the quotes from within the game were hilarious!

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008

Belteshazzar posted:

A little late but here (:nws:)
You're my hero.

Project1
Dec 30, 2003

it's time
Never mind.

Project1 fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Nov 11, 2012

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm trying to find a SA quote/thread.

In that (FYAD?) thread, there were lots of stories, and each one got more over the top with internet tough guy type of poo poo.

The specific one I'm looking is hilarious, and took place in a traffic light stop, where the poster killed a lot of fratboys that parked alongside his car. The last one of the was crying and begging for his life, and he uploaded pictures from his cellphone during the whole thing, I think.

I already posted in the SA Quotes thread asking, and people remember it, but no one has found it. And it isn't any of the mjq jazz bar quotes that were posted there. :iiam:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Does anyone have a link to the internet camera watch thread? that was a great thread, but I cannot seem to find it in the archives.

TenKindsOfCrazy
Aug 11, 2010

Tell me a story with my pudding and tea.

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Does anyone have a link to the internet camera watch thread? that was a great thread, but I cannot seem to find it in the archives.

Do you mean the ww.com thread? I don't have a link but I hope somebody finally paid some attention to that baby in the crib.

MaSteRMaSteR
Aug 20, 2009
I'm trying to find two lost youtube videos.

One is a terrible CGI video, where this robot thingy is flying. A girl is involved and they cut off her legs and arms to get her inside a pod. The robot thingy dies as the planet is blazed with fire.

Two is a found footage sort of video, looks like your typical urban exploration. At the end of the video these guys open a door and this TALL rear end thing is there and they ran like hell.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I'm trying to find a youtube (i think?) video. All I can remember of it is the guy saying "Snails? Snails! gently caress!"

Speed
Dec 25, 2010

I wanna sleep...
This is a longshot probably, but does anybody have Schildkrote's Diablo and Diablo 2 videos? If anybody has these then you're my hero.

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Does anybody have a link to a Counterstrike / Team Fortress / FPS griefing video?

Basically a guy is griefing through voice chat, he annoys and goads player into retorting whilst recording them in the process, he then uses their own voices against them. The highlight is when he uses a players voice to the Rocky theme tune, Eye Of The Tiger.

Thankyou in advance.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009

That's the one, with the NBC music. Thank you very much.

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012

Mystery Steve posted:

Does anybody have a link to a Counterstrike / Team Fortress / FPS griefing video?

Basically a guy is griefing through voice chat, he annoys and goads player into retorting whilst recording them in the process, he then uses their own voices against them. The highlight is when he uses a players voice to the Rocky theme tune, Eye Of The Tiger.

Thankyou in advance.

Not sure if this is the one you're looking for but it's pretty close

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I'm looking for a short horror movie I watched on youtube a few years ago, but I forgot the name of it has not turned up in any of my searches.

If I recall correctly the plot is this: a woman wakes up in the middle of the night by the telephone ringing. She kicks her boyfriend at the other end of the bed who is all wrapped up in blankets and tells him to answer. He doesn't. The answering machine finally kicks in and her boyfriend leaves a message telling her that he'll be home late or something. She slowly turns around as she realizes that whomever it is sleeping next to her, it's not her boyfriend. The camera briefly pans over the other side of the bed and shows some horrific clown monstrosity hiding under the blankets. The end.

If someone can point me in the right direction, that would be awesome.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Nuclear Tourist posted:

I'm looking for a short horror movie I watched on youtube a few years ago, but I forgot the name of it has not turned up in any of my searches.

Is this it? Bedfellows

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
This is the best lesson on "how to ruin a creepy short" I have ever seen.

evanstheone
Jul 4, 2010
Does anyone remember that forum where it's just one person discussing pokemon or sonic with himself? There are hundreds and hundreds of topics with hundreds of posts of him just talking to himself?

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005


Yep, thanks! I see that the uploader has taken some, uh, liberties with the editing though.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm looking for a top down zombie shooter that made its rounds on the internet a few years back. The name of this game is constantly on the end of my tongue, but I do recall a few things from it.

Top Down

It Used Silent Hill Sound Effects Mainly it used the siren to signify when the hordes were coming out.

It used a faction system The player could choose a faction start with. Also the game had NPCs that would give you challenges or join you in surviving.

numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

Hey all, I am trying to find an old SA User/thread.

The thread in question was about being a lounge singer, and the person put up a few Demos and was asking people to submit song ideas of which songs he should record as lounge versions.

Long story short, I need to commission him for a song, and would appreciate finding him again, I swear he posted here in GBS, but it may have been one of the other forums.

E: I might have been jazz lounge, but ultimately it was a guy who was going really relaxing and slow versions of songs from Lady Gaga and the like. It's also not Colorfinger.

numerrik fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Nov 18, 2012

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

I'm looking for video(s) and/or the actual website of a wo/man(?) that made weird-rear end films of themselves and 'it' always wore a doll mask with fake doll hands and spoke in an altered helium-type voice. 'It' would have random seizures and it was just some of the most early hosed up poo poo I used to watch. 'It' also had an actual website that had a bunch of crazy rear end dead/hosed up doll poo poo. 'It's name was "Miss <something>".

'It' was featured a lot on stileproject.com when the website was still actually amusing and not a porn depository.

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven

Sonrisa posted:

I'm looking for video(s) and/or the actual website of a wo/man(?) that made weird-rear end films of themselves and 'it' always wore a doll mask with fake doll hands and spoke in an altered helium-type voice. 'It' would have random seizures and it was just some of the most early hosed up poo poo I used to watch. 'It' also had an actual website that had a bunch of crazy rear end dead/hosed up doll poo poo. 'It's name was "Miss <something>".

'It' was featured a lot on stileproject.com when the website was still actually amusing and not a porn depository.

The name of it is Shaye St. John. The official website gave me a virus warning but you can find enough videos on youtube for weeks of nightmares.

I'm looking for this video that was made in an Inappropriate Music for Movies thread. It was the scene from the original Saw where they find the first tape recording. Danny Glover hits play and the video dubbed over some upbeat game show type music. I'm trying to find that video and the name of the song. I heard it on an episode of Radiolab and they called it "go music."

Bread Zeppelin fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 18, 2012

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Anyone got that picture of the sad looking goon, sat on the steps wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, neckbeard, 8-bit tie, dress shirt, probably a fedora.

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Tears In A Vial posted:

Anyone got that picture of the sad looking goon, sat on the steps wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, neckbeard, 8-bit tie, dress shirt, probably a fedora.

I've got a copy on my old hard drive that I can get if no one else gets it first.

I'm looking for a YouTube video a really fat guy made for a professional sprite artist as a model for a fighting character. It was longer than two minutes I think and I remember him doing Chun-Li's Lightning Kick by holding onto a chair. He got winded almost instantly into the video too if I'm remembering correctly.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The DK Rap
May 12, 2010
You know him well.

madeupfred posted:

I've got a copy on my old hard drive that I can get if no one else gets it first.

I'm looking for a YouTube video a really fat guy made for a professional sprite artist as a model for a fighting character. It was longer than two minutes I think and I remember him doing Chun-Li's Lightning Kick by holding onto a chair. He got winded almost instantly into the video too if I'm remembering correctly.

There are in fact two attempts at this, mocked by Slowbeef and Diabetus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPtczI94jAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyvOMtLI6xY

The DK Rap fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Nov 19, 2012

  • Locked thread