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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Noghri_ViR posted:

I do see the point of that though. What are they going to do, send 8 bikers off in 8 different directions and hope they get lucky?

Umm, yeah. The whole point of the club is the brotherhood aspect. It is incredibly out of character for them to just go "meh." Hell, they went all the way to Ireland to get Abel back.

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Noghri_ViR posted:

I do see the point of that though. What are they going to do, send 8 bikers off in 8 different directions and hope they get lucky?

Let's look at the facts (this is just going off the top of my head).

Since joining the club, Frankie Diamonds has:

1. Been part of the conspiracy to usurp Jax's position at the table.
2. Took part of in the home invasions that got Unsur beat-up and Roosevelt's wife killed.
3. Puts a hit on Jax (and Chibs) while making it look like it was from Pope.
4. Held Nero and Lyla (Opie's wife) hostage.
5. Extorts $200,000 from the Nero which the club is forced to pay back, nearly burying their new business venture in the process.
6. Shoots Lyla (again, his murdered best friend's wife).
7. Stole Nero's car.
8. Took Chibs hostage.

Yeah, kinda expected him to do something about that. Especially since they knew what car they were in and could've easily followed him. Or passed the license plate or GPS info to their hacker or former police buddy (who I'm sure would be very enthusiastic about tracking down a guy who kicked the poo poo out of him).

Bear in mind, this was the same guy who, just in the previous episode, managed to track down his mother's car and the gigolo that took it within hours of it being stolen.

Edit: Thinking about all of that really has me going :wtc:. You're the loving worst, Jax Kurt.

Ghostpilot fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Nov 2, 2012

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Frankie gets a pass because he once knocked Van Damme right the gently caress out.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
And I'll add to all that: Chuck Zito is not a good actor.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The SARS Volta posted:

And I'll add to all that: Chuck Zito Kurt Sutter is not a good actor writer.

It's like a fill-in game with this show.

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
Get it?

nooneofconsequence posted:

Don't know, he got kidnapped from the hospital.

I thought this actually happened until I finally got around to watching this weeks episode. I don't know if that says more about me, or this show.


And geeze, I hope Lyla was at the brothel because she's like, an assistant, or promoted and is now the new manager or something. But nope, probably she's now a hooker. Jax, you suck and I hope Opie haunts you.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

JohnSherman posted:

Umm, yeah. The whole point of the club is the brotherhood aspect. It is incredibly out of character for them to just go "meh." Hell, they went all the way to Ireland to get Abel back.

They probably sent the prospects.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
I think lyla is the new den mother to all the hookers, like neros half sister used to be

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Rhyno posted:

It's like a fill-in game with this show.

*Character 1* says something shocking
*Character 2* look slowly away from camera while exclaiming "Jesus Christ..."

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The SARS Volta posted:

And I'll add to all that: Chuck Zito is not a good actor.

He was pretty good in Oz.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

Ghostpilot posted:

Let's look at the facts (this is just going off the top of my head).

Since joining the club, Frankie Diamonds has:

1. Been part of the conspiracy to usurp Jax's position at the table.
2. Took part of in the home invasions that got Unsur beat-up and Roosevelt's wife killed.
3. Puts a hit on Jax (and Chibs) while making it look like it was from Pope.
4. Held Nero and Lyla (Opie's wife) hostage.
5. Extorts $200,000 from the Nero which the club is forced to pay back, nearly burying their new business venture in the process.
6. Shoots Lyla (again, his murdered best friend's wife).
7. Stole Nero's car.
8. Took Chibs hostage.

Yeah, kinda expected him to do something about that. Especially since they knew what car they were in and could've easily followed him. Or passed the license plate or GPS info to their hacker or former police buddy (who I'm sure would be very enthusiastic about tracking down a guy who kicked the poo poo out of him).

Bear in mind, this was the same guy who, just in the previous episode, managed to track down his mother's car and the gigolo that took it within hours of it being stolen.

Edit: Thinking about all of that really has me going :wtc:. You're the loving worst, Jax Kurt.
Well , he's going to have to face some pretty vicious stare-downs once Jax gets to the bottom of things.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
Maybe it is a good thing Opie died. Because the amount of depressed and angry woodwork & sawing he'd be doing would be insane at this point.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Fat Ogre posted:

Maybe it is a good thing Opie died. Because the amount of depressed and angry woodwork & sawing he'd be doing would be insane at this point.

He could have built himself a huge boat and sailed away from Charming forever. :smith:

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Kekekela posted:

Well , he's going to have to face some pretty vicious stare-downs once Jax gets to the bottom of things.

They're going to find him and drag him into a small room and throw him down on his knees. On a table in front of him will be a coffee mug, a tabletop jukebox from some 50s diner, and a swimming pool noodle with a steel rod shoved through it's hole to turn it into a foam bat.

Jax will browalk in, look at him, and say "choose".

Donny Brook
Jul 23, 2007

Hello Ladies

Rest In Peace
Dave
(aka Donny Brook)
1963-2013
Goonspeed, friend

bobkatt013 posted:

He was pretty good in Oz.

He hasn't been the same since he stole Johnny Depp's facial hair.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

suboptimal posted:

He could have built himself a huge boat and sailed away from Charming forever. :smith:

The minute he put it in the water, some jackass Irishman would steal it and a baby and season 3 would repeat....

That or Tig would accidentally sink it because of some lie Clay told him.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fat Ogre posted:

The minute he put it in the water, some jackass Irishman would steal it and a baby and season 3 would repeat....

Nah, an errant rocket from a nearby RPG fight would have hit the boat.

Aesion
Mar 14, 2010

TheSpiritFox posted:

They're going to find him and drag him into a small room and throw him down on his knees. On a table in front of him will be a coffee mug, a tabletop jukebox from some 50s diner, and a swimming pool noodle with a steel rod shoved through it's hole to turn it into a foam bat.

Jax will browalk in, look at him, and say "choose".

We'll bring it to the table. It's about PROTECTING OPE

Abe Froman
Jul 2, 2003

The Sausage King of Chicago
Good news. Juice survived Sandy.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/11/02/sons-of-anarchy-irene-staten-island/

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

"Not being portrayed accurately in the media." Honestly? I regularly read three newspapers, and their cover pages for the last two days have been the news equivalent of "Holy gently caress look at this devastation." What does he expect, pictures of the bodies?

Also, why would he head back to New York right now anyway? Kurt Sutter doesn't write your life Rossi, you can refrain from doing retarded poo poo.

Baronash fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Nov 3, 2012

Donny Brook
Jul 23, 2007

Hello Ladies

Rest In Peace
Dave
(aka Donny Brook)
1963-2013
Goonspeed, friend

Fat Ogre posted:

That or Tig would accidentally sink it because of some lie Clay told him.

And even with video surveillance, 10 eye witnesses, a signed confession AND Clay telling Tig to do it right in front of Jax, Jax would still tell Opie "Don't worry Bro. Just let me get to the bottom of this and then we'll bring it to the club."

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

nooneofconsequence posted:

I expect a lot of people don't watch this show sober.

I have a hard time honestly. It's almost enjoyable with a good buzz on but unfortunately this leads to some confusion at times.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Donny Brook posted:

"Don't worry Bro. Just let me get to the bottom of this and then we'll bring it to the club."

"Then I'll wait and see how things play out."

298298
Aug 14, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I've been rewatching the first few seasons trying to figure out where it all went wrong and it's pretty much exactly when Donna dies. You kill Opie's wife which was his entire character's foundation and he literally blames everybody except the two people who actually killed her. He seriously even blames Jax at one point because it was "his fault" for getting him back into the club.

Right then it's completely obvious that Sutter wants to create drama without any hard decisions being made. It carries over into season 3 with the reset button ending, again in 4 with BIG DRAMA but no actual effect of it.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
I just saw Alvarez playing a Mexican cook in a lovely wing place for a miller lite commercial. No lines, just a face in the background. You'd think that wouldn't pay for poo poo and he's a bit above that by now.

SneakySneaks
Feb 11, 2006

ChesterJT posted:

I just saw Alvarez playing a Mexican cook in a lovely wing place for a miller lite commercial. No lines, just a face in the background. You'd think that wouldn't pay for poo poo and he's a bit above that by now.

Commercials pay very well. Hanks police friend from Breaking Bad is one of the insurance commercials and has no lines, it's quite common.

SneakySneaks fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Nov 5, 2012

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

SneakySneaks posted:

Commercials pay very well. Hanks police friend from Breaking Bad is one of the insurance commercials and has no lines, it's quite common.

and it's quick work.

Ninjajebus
Jan 19, 2005
Tara's boss was on a family tree service commercial, recently blew my mind.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ninjajebus posted:

Tara's boss was on a family tree service commercial, recently blew my mind.

I kept hoping to see Tara come in and clock her with a chair or something.

Cluricaun
Jul 31, 2009

Bang.
Well it's time.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
I know it has been said before, but stay classy Kurt.


I'm not Tig was funny though

Cluricaun
Jul 31, 2009

Bang.
Sons Of Anarchy: Just jerking off and crying.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Cluricaun posted:

Sons Of Anarchy: Just jerking off and crying.

I'm sure a lot of men cry during sex in prison, it just depends what side of the sex they are on

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
I forgot the show was even on today since I didn't see any updates to this thread. I was watching election stuff and playing video games, but I was gonna start watching now. I'm guessing nothing noteworthy happens though.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Do you think the actors ever read the script and tell Sutter, "No that's dumb I'm not going to do that."?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
i greatly valued that insight into kurt sutter's personal sex life

Lt Jon Kavanaugh
Feb 8, 2012
What was the point of the scene with Tara at the end? Was she trying to get an insight in to Otto's mind? Was she incredibly turned on by the gross dude jacking it and crying while smelling her hand? Was the perfume just a really potent aphrodisiac? Honestly, I have no idea what the gently caress the point of that scene was.

Sacul
Feb 11, 2010
This show loving sucks now but I'm in too deep after 5 seasons to just quit. gently caress you, Kurt Sutter.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Lt Jon Kavanaugh posted:

What was the point of the scene with Tara at the end? Was she trying to get an insight in to Otto's mind? Was she incredibly turned on by the gross dude jacking it and crying while smelling her hand? Was the perfume just a really potent aphrodisiac? Honestly, I have no idea what the gently caress the point of that scene was.
She's going to start doing porn.

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VampiricGiraffe
Feb 5, 2012

cornface posted:

I think Sutter's (I mean "Otto's") preference would be more something like Tara putting on the perfume, teasing Otto with it, putting on a Gemma wig, and then getting plowed by the rest of the inmates while Kurt Sutter (sorry, "Otto") watches impotently from the other side of the bars, furiously wanking his floppy member and sobbing.

I could be way off base here, though. We only have several seasons of material to go by.

a couple minor details (well a wig and a gangbang anyway) off but this prediction was pretty spot on

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